Memoirs of the Regent

Chapter 25 King Su's Profiler

Then this king will set his goal once again, become the regent, and sleep with the national teacher.

The first goal seems to be just a matter of time, as for the second one, it does not seem to be any difficulty, because the national teacher is now a girl with a delicate body and a soft body, and this king is a tall and mighty man. By the way, the author The stepmother changed the height of the king from 191 to 179 to match the setting that the king is a [shou]!

This king has always been a 191 northwestern tough guy with eight-pack abs, vest line, pencil line, everything, so this king is an attack, no matter how rich his inner drama is, this king is also an attack!It's not that the king's majestic thighs are wrapped around the waist of the national teacher, but the slender legs of the national teacher are wrapped around the waist of the king. In this way, the sense of disobedience in the previous text disappeared without a trace, that is to say, How could the author's stepmother, who had read Ma Wen for ten years at the beginning and wrote Ma Wen for males for several years, be able to write the main text? This is not scientific at all!In fact, the author's own mother wanted to betroth Han Su Han Commander, Emperor Master, Taifu, General, Xiao Pei, and the holy monk to the king at the beginning, but the Jinjiang murderer said that he had to stick to it!This king, who is destined to have three thousand beauties in the harem, has been completely reduced to a poor wretch who only licked a little meat in the eighty chapters of Green Jinjiang.

According to the author's previous urination, the king should accept a girl every ten chapters, instead of being abused into a dog by two hidden guards.

This king has to go to the national teacher to improve his presence.

Fortunately, the national teacher lives next door to the king.

But the king went and found that the national teacher was not in the house at all.

Yushu doesn’t know where it came from, anyway, she will appear whenever the king needs her and thinks of her, because the author’s stepmother is most used to writing about the male protagonist’s romance, Ma Wen, and the girls are highly facialized, all of them are stunning , all the girls illogically fell in love with this king at first sight, forgive the author who was poisoned by Zhong Mawen for ten years.

"My lord, the national teacher is looking for his little junior sister, maybe he will go directly with her."

The king is not very worried that the national teacher will be taken away or his junior sister will be taken away. Are the security facilities of your Su Wangfu's mansion muddy?Just kidding, even a heavenly soldier and a general cannot come and go freely in Su Wangfu, let alone a national teacher whose skill has dropped sharply.

But I still want to take a look, what if the little beauty gets angry and cries?

Ah, this king once again confirmed that this king is indeed an attacker.

According to the survey, [-]% of gays have the attribute of attack and receiving at the same time, and they can be converted into each other under certain conditions. Even m and s can be converted into each other, not to mention the attribute of attack and receiving.

The king with his hands behind his back went to look for the little butterfly who threw himself into the trap of the national teacher.

Sure enough, the national teacher was being blocked by the secret guards at the prison door.

The national teacher tried to break through the blockade several times but was blocked back.

The king suddenly feels sorry for the national teacher, because even if he goes in, the junior sister is not there.

"King Su, don't be ignorant of good and bad, even if you keep Minmin here, you can't get anything! And the Gugui faction won't let it go! Do you understand?"

"I don't understand!" Ben Wang blurted out.

Oops, the character design might collapse, this king doesn't want to become Roaring Cloud at all.

The national teacher raised his brows upside down.

At this time, the king should hold the national teacher tightly in his arms and kiss his red lips painfully. Whenever he thinks of kissing a woman, the king wants to die, even if the woman is transformed by the national teacher.

"I want to go back to the Gugui Sect and ask the master to remove the poison of Wangqing Water."

Very good, this king suddenly doesn't want to refuse!

"This...then are you coming back?" Ben Wang said cautiously.

The national teacher put his hands behind his back and smiled, "I have been here for many years, the national teacher has a false name, so don't worry about it."

That is not coming back?The king is about to lose his love?No, how could this king's first love die prematurely?

There is another more important question, "Are you really going to marry Junior Sister?"

As soon as the words are exported.The national teacher's face became very ugly, the national teacher rarely changed his face, one is when the king feeds him the water of forgetting love, and the other is that every time he mentions his marriage with his junior sister, the national teacher is unwilling to marry his junior sister, but He is also unwilling to marry this king, if the national teacher is asked to choose between his junior sister and this king... the result is that this king is not confident!

This king's love rival is actually a female orangutan. Is there anyone in the world more miserable than this king?

Others laugh at me for being too crazy, I laugh at others for not being able to see through, not seeing the tombs of heroes in five tombs, and hoeing fields without flowers and wine.

At this moment, Tang Bohu's poems can express the mood of the king.

"I don't need to worry about my private affairs."

fart!

What is your private matter, your matter is my king's matter!

Of course, I can't say that, because I'm afraid of being rejected.The king can bet with two packs of spicy strips, if the king confesses to the national teacher, he will definitely be rejected.

The king does not accept rejection.

The last sentence is so handsome.

Just when the eyes of the king and the national teacher met, a loud roar suddenly came from the martial arts field in the distance.

Why are women in this world so strange no matter if they are Miss Yushu Wang, Sister Wang or Junior Sister? Are they local products?

The national teacher's face changed unexpectedly, and he used the lightness kung fu of Taxue Wuhen to fly over.

This king will not do light work, but the hidden guards will.

But this king will definitely not let the hidden guards carry them over, otherwise, what face will this king have to meet Jiangdong's elders?

The king ordered the hidden guards to go first, and the king will arrive later.

On the way, a hidden guard told the king what happened ahead.

About 10 minutes ago, on a spring afternoon, the guard Tian was flirting with the maid Hong in a forest named After Dusk. Passion of love:

Tian: Honghong, you are so white, let your brother touch it, okay?

Hong Hong: It’s not good, you are not allowed to touch people if you are not married/

Tian: Oh, sooner or later you will be my person, is it interesting to care about this year and a half?At worst, I'll let you touch mine too...

stop!This king stopped the imitation of the dark guard, this author is really good at writing such things...

The dark guard closed his mouth resentfully, how much do you really want to say!

The dark guard skipped a series of stages of discordant descriptions, and finally reached the critical moment. Hong was looking at the sky with bewildered eyes, and said-I told you to stop!

—a terrified scream.

A burly chimpanzee was running madly forward at a speed of eighty miles per hour, just in the direction where Hong and Tian were. Tian and Hong escaped after dusk without bothering to put on their clothes. Caught by the inspecting guards, Tian begged the guard brothers not to report him, but he had long been outraged by showing his affection in front of a large group of single dogs for many years, and the wild beasts that ran into Su Wang's mansion also made him angry. The guards were very puzzled.

Let me explain the geographical location of King Su's Mansion again. King Su's Mansion is to the west of Bada Hutong, surrounded by mountains and rivers. This king has encircled a large area of ​​land in the capital. There is the rule of encircling and occupying land wantonly, but what can they do if they know it, this king just likes to see them hate me and can't get rid of me.

But what the guard said was so realistic that even the gorilla's nose hairs could be clearly seen.

So I reported it to the steward for gold.

Gold is a game lover, especially game...

I reserve my opinion on this parasite-ridden hobby.

At this time, the king thought of eating Sanzhi. Sanzhi is a famous dish loved by pica lovers in Beijing. The kind, placed on a snow-white plate, the diner picks up a mouse with chopsticks, the mouse makes the first squeak, the second squeaks when it is dipped in the seasoning, and the third squeaks from the mouth... Uh, my lord Going to throw up!

This king actually has such a housekeeper, hurry up and have a cup of Wanglaoji to calm down this king.

"Just now some of my subordinates found the gorilla near the martial arts field, but when they got closer, they found that the gorilla looked a bit like a human, was wearing clothes, and spoke human words, I don't know if it is The gorilla in Huaguo Mountain in the play."

Thank you, there are only monkeys and no orangutans in Huaguo Mountain.

This king already knows the true identity of the gorilla, which is simply too easy to guess!

But how did she get out?The king imprisoned her in a specially polished natural stone cave, at least ten meters deep. Could it be that the younger sister is proficient in gecko swimming skills?

The king expressed deep doubts about this.

There was a lot of shouting and killing in front, and the younger sister was holding the double-edged mountain ax provided by the martial arts field. A one-hundred-jin ax made him/her/it dance vigorously and majestically.The king who saw it wanted to hand over his knees for the next year to her.

The national teacher actually held a snow-white long sword, and slashed the sword in the air. This move is called Tianwaifeixian. The national teacher used the Tianwaifeixian move to hold the junior sister's mountain axe, and said: "Li Kui, don't you There's trouble!"

It turns out that my junior sister is called Li Kui. Wait a minute, why does this name sound familiar?

Maybe the national teacher once said it. [indifferent face]

The junior sister was not at the hands of the national teacher at all, but it is also possible that she was reluctant to fight with the national teacher, so the national teacher smashed the junior sister into the rockery, and the junior sister vomited two or two blood, what the hell!Is this really my brother?

Will this king be domestically abused in the future? This king is very worried!

The national teacher walked to the king and said: "My lord, don't panic, my junior sister has been subdued by me."

The king automatically translated this sentence into - the poor monk has subdued the evildoer, the benefactor does not need to panic.

Now the king is not afraid of the younger sister at all, but the king is afraid of the national teacher. If the national teacher disagrees with her and the domestic violence will happen, how can the king break it?Will this king resist with all his strength, or will he be captured without a fight?Well, anyway, this king can’t beat the national teacher (￣▽￣)

So, there is no man who is afraid of his wife in the world, only a man who loves his wife!This king patriotic teacher, he can do whatever he wants to humiliate this king!Ropes, whips, clips, and handcuffs are all performances of the national teacher Ai Benwang!

At this moment, the king's mind has reached its peak. The king is stepped on by the national teacher. The distance between the white toes of the national teacher and the king's mouth is only 0.001 cm. The scientific name of this distance is called love.

"Follow the prince's order!!!"

The yelling in unison brought the king back from fantasy to reality, the national teacher still looks like Shengxue in white clothes, although he has become a girl, but the king has never valued the body of the national teacher!But his soul!

And this king has been immersed in the wonderful married life without saying a word, what did I tell you?

"Wait." Ben Wang stopped the most ruthless little brother, "What are you doing so fast?"

The little brother drew out the dagger in a murderous spirit, "Didn't the lord want to flay the orangutan alive, extract the bones, fry them, and bury the corpse in the 80-year-old cesspit? Sprinkle hot blood on the head! Let the little ones do such inhumane things!"

The hidden guards who were not as fierce as him rushed one after another, and the king could analyze their mental activities with his toes, 'paralyzed, running slowly'.

This king thinks it is better to ask, "It seems that this king has not spoken?"

The little brother smiled proudly, "What the lord said, if you order everything yourself, are we still worthy of being the secret guards of Su Wang's mansion? The steward Huang Jinhuang has given orders to the younger ones. I am anxious about what the lord needs. We have to think ahead of what we want to do, and we have to inquire about what the prince wants to do in advance to give the prince first-hand information. Each of us has a copy of "Su Wang's Facial Micro-expression Profile" drawn by Mrs. Yushu. Studying for the Bible day and night, the little innate understanding is much better than those gangsters. He is the first among the secret guards, guards, dead soldiers, maids, servants, grooms, cooks, and cooks of the palace. Last month, the big housekeeper personally took the exam In the exam, the little one got No.1, and the little one boldly analyzed that the prince’s expression just now was to use the cruelest means in human history to punish the criminal orangutan who dared to break into Su Wang’s mansion. The little one just guessed the prince One ten-thousandth of the idea, those criminal laws are some rotten tricks, presumably the prince has a newer and more brutal... Bah, more refreshing tricks..." After finishing speaking, he looked at the king with starry eyes.

("▔□▔)/("▔□▔)/("▔□▔)/

The king said weakly: "Put it back in the cage, and let the king personally punish him later, um, it's good to take care of him."

The king suddenly felt very tired.

As if the body was hollowed out.

Ben Wang needs a glass of Wong Lo Kat mixed with mature vinegar to refresh his mind.