Memoirs of the Regent

Chapter 26 What do you know?

Not too far away, the national teacher stopped the king.

"What does the prince want to do to my junior sister?"

Your junior sister?

"Junior sister is being held well in the dungeon. The one just now was just a gorilla. It just looks a bit like the junior sister of the national teacher."

National Division:"……"

The national teacher looked at the king with a wry smile, and slowly bent down, "Although the junior sister has shortcomings, she grew up with me after all, if the prince insists on letting the junior sister stay, then I will be very happy. "

The first half of the sentence made me feel like a knife was piercing my heart, but the second half... I'm sorry, it was too windy and I didn't hear it clearly.

Excuse me, teacher, please say it again.

The national teacher flicked his sleeves, and raised a mean smile, "That female orangutan dares to miss me, she is shameless!"

This king stretched out his hand tremblingly, the national teacher, your character design has collapsed!

"My lord's actions today saved me from the fire and water. From now on, I will definitely repay my lord."

The king was dumbfounded, watching the national teacher's figure elongate, and instantly changed to his original appearance.

Yushu came out from some corner, and said with certainty: "The medicine of Wangqing Water is over."

The national teacher did not know where to conjure up a set of robes, changed into it, and left.

gone……

gone……

National teacher, slow down, this king hasn't said anything yet!

Yushu patted Ben Wang's shoulder sympathetically, "I said long ago that the national teacher is not a man from IKEA. If you still don't believe me, it hurts now. Come on, I will lend you my sister's shoulder."

The king cried loudly on Yushu's shoulder.

After crying, this king is another hero.

Ben Wang no longer believes in love.

In the future, this king will be inspired to be a man who will never love, enter the Temple of War God of Shijueguan, comprehend the formula of longevity, and shatter the void as soon as possible.

...

"My lord, do you think the stewed pig's trotters are rotten? Don't forget to add soybeans."

Ben Wang carefully lifted the lid of the stew pot with a fan. The pig's trotters inside were boiled soft and squishy. Ben Wang grabbed a handful of soybeans from a nearby jar and put them in.

This is Jingyue Nunnery, and Ben Wang and Yushu come here to heal their wounds and emotional intelligence.

After the national teacher left, Xu Gong, a good friend of the national teacher, also left.

Yushu and Ben Wang fell out of love together.

The two of us sat under the Buddha statue together, with a pot of pig's trotters and two altars of Erguotou, we started punching, "A national teacher has three legs, two eyes and one mouth, the second Mr. Xu has six legs, four eyes and two mouths...Damn it!"

Yushu drank [-] cups with the king, and passed out under the Buddha statue together.

It would have been nice if this king loved Yushu, at least he wasn't so tired.

"Ben, Ben Wang really likes Guo Si...why doesn't he like me..."

"I also like a lot of men, but they all abandoned my mother..." Yushu was also drunk, she was not as careless as she looked, and she smirked while drinking, "Ha...haha, we two really have the same disease."

The king sobbed and said to her: "If I don't marry you after thirty, will you marry me?"

Yushu leaned back the wine jar as a pillow, closed her eyes and smiled, "Hey, my sister is afraid of being a widow."

The king was even more sad.

The drunken promiscuity that some people expected did not happen. Although the author strongly requested it, my strong willpower resisted the impulse of my body, and my life returned to the original state of indifference.

After staying in Jingyue Nunnery for a few days, Yushu and Ben Wang went to Halo Moon Building hand in hand.

The best way to say goodbye to a broken relationship is to start a new one.

Halo Moon Tower is a good place.

There are too many young men of all colors to enumerate.

Yushu picks and chooses with the king, "That's the Persian beauty I told you about. Look at that waist, it's as soft as a snake."

The king is not happy at all, and always feels that the business of buying and selling people is really too much.

So this king waved his hand and bought the Halo Moon Tower.

Including more than 100 beauties inside.

The beauties followed the king back to Su Wang's mansion with their burdens in a daze. The king asked Jin Jin to invite teachers to teach them, and some of the top names were geniuses in the first place.

When Xu Gong came to visit, the king was listening to Meng Shi playing the piano.

Xu Gong sat for an hour, 90.00% of his attention was focused on Meng Shi.

Could it be that Mr. Xu is an attacker?

No, he obviously looks like a shou.

He is whiter than this king.

Mr. Xu stayed overnight.

The king invited him to go to the hot spring together, and saw that Xu Gong had eight-pack abs, and his capital was as rich as the king.

Sure enough, people should not be judged by their appearance, and Xu Gong should not be measured.

Ben Wang and Xu Gong are talking about the boy they love in the hot spring like male high school students on a school trip... Is there something wrong with this sentence?

Xu Gong: "The son who played the piano just now is called Meng Shi?"

A hot towel was placed on Ben Wang's face, "You've fallen in love with him."

Mr. Xu punched the king, "Ahem! What are you kidding!"

The king's voice was muffled, "You just fell in love with him, he is my king's man."

Xu Gong was shocked, "What?!"

"The people in this king's palace."

Only then did Xu Gong sit back honestly, "Okay, I like him. I liked him before when he was still in the Halo Moon Tower."

"Then why don't you take him home?"

Xu Gong frowned: "He is a man, although I like it, but I can't take it back."

Ben Wang sneered, "Is there anything I can do, since I like it, of course I have to take it home."

Xu Gong said viciously: "Then the person you like has also been brought back?"

Xu Gong stabbed the king's heart with a sharp knife, and the king threw away his helmet and armor after killing him.

Ben Wang buried his face in the water, "Gululu..."

Mr. Xu pulled me out, "Are you going to commit suicide?"

"This king no longer believes in love. From now on, this king will take his family, country and world as his duty."

Xu Gong sneered, "Deceive yourself."

The king wanted to cry again.

Xu Gong put his arms around the king's shoulders, "Why does a man have to worry about not having a wife, he is not worth it."

This king is a little moved, this is brotherhood, and it is two different emotions from Yushu's best friend.

"But he is the king's first love..."

"……what?"

"What about the great general, the holy monk, and the emperor Shi Han?"

Ben Wang: "..." Yushu, you old bastard with a leaky mouth, is yelling around again!

"My lord, are you looking for me?" A third voice sounded close to my ear.

Who?

Ben Wang and Mr. Xu looked dumbfounded, and looked at a woman floating up from the bottom of the hot spring with four eyes.

It is Yushu.

She is wrapped in a towel.

"what!"

"what!!!"

The first sound is from this king, and the second is from Xu Gong. Xu Gong is no better than this king, but this king has experienced all kinds of tricks in Yushu for several years.

Yushu turned his back to the king and Mr. Xu, untied the towel and rewrapped it, let down the hair coiled on the top of his head, turned his head, his face was flushed by the heat, "My lord, Mr. Xu, my sister is here to practice holding your breath. I didn't expect you to come, what a coincidence."

No coincidence at all!This king has been soaking here for an hour!Have you held your breath for an hour?Do you consider yourself a murloc?And when did you become the elder sister of the king, a little self-conscious about being a housemaid, okay?

Mr. Xu hadn't recovered from the shock, and his voice was still trembling, "Yu, Mrs. Yushu."

I don't know what Yushu thinks, but in this day and age, women and men go to the hot spring together... No, even a large part of modern women can't accept it, right?

Ben Wang sighed, took a bathrobe and put it on Yushu, "Okay, Mr. Xu is shy, go eat some mango ice with Ben Wang to cool off, won't you feel dizzy after being bored for so long?"

Have you felt Ben Wang's strong boyfriend power?

Yushu turned his dead fish eyes and was pulled out of the hot spring by the king.

The two of us were eating mango ice together in the yard with the cold wind blowing. Just as Ben Wang wanted to say some literary sentences, Yushu quickly killed a plate of mango ice, which exploded like a firecracker. "You made me from two The undercurrent between the hot springs did you spend so much time running here? You pulled me out without even seeing Mr. Xu’s lower body. Why is it so difficult for my old lady to rejuvenate the sixth spring? Please, my lord , can you help me like my mother is giving you an assist when I hook up with a wild man? Even if you don’t help me, don’t hold me back, okay?”

"…………"

No, my throat is a bit congested, and I urgently need a bottle of Wang Laoji to relax.

"……Okay."

I swear that if I continue to meddle in Yushu's business, I will live broadcast eating the urinal passed down from my ancestors. This king is serious!

Yushu twisted her willow waist to look for Xu Gong, poor Xu Gong.

"No!! Wait for Yushu, Mr. Xu likes men! By the way, he likes the one named Meng Shi!"

Yushu's footsteps stopped abruptly.

I'm sorry that all the good men in the world like men.

Ben Wang promises that when I say this, I don't mean to put gold on my face.

Yushu turned around, "I know."

What?

This king doesn't understand your world very well.

"I only like good-looking people who are boring to me, understand? My lord?"

"Understood." Ben Wang said foolishly.

Yushu left, leaving me alone, the wind was a bit cold, and I sneezed.

This dead silence lasted until ten years later when the king became the regent. During these ten years, and for a longer period of time in the future, the king had nothing but rights.

Up, the more up, the more desolate.

If someone asks me what I regret the most in my life, I am afraid that I did not grab the hand of Han Tong's general Xiao Pei, the emperor's teacher, the holy monk and the national teacher.

The above is just the king's delusion.

Believe me, you are really naive.

Early in the morning, the king fell off the bed, and the king grinned in pain.

It was a little dark in the room, and it was not yet daylight.

What are you doing, go back and sleep again.

"Since the prince knows that the monk is coming, why continue to put on a show?"

"…………"

Sitting on a chair by the window is a monk in red, as beautiful as a snow lotus on the top of Kunlun Mountain.

Oh, so it's Evil Monk Wuhua... No, it's Ming Jing, long time no see, I still thought of you yesterday.predecessor.

Ha ha.

The king sat up expressionlessly, "You are here."

The holy monk smiled slightly, "The lord knew I was coming, so there is no hidden guard in the entire Su Palace?"

No.

I don't know what went wrong, but if it wasn't for some unknown accident, how did you come in? If you don't come, how will the story continue?

So, it's all a trick.

"So, what is the opinion of Third Prince Ming?"

The holy monk approached the king, put an evil smile on the king's ear and said, "I know your true identity, King Su."

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