Memoirs of the Regent

Chapter 37

"Okay, I admit I'm teasing you," said the dog, which was struggling on the glass, "I'm hungry, can you make me something to eat?"

Ten minutes later, one person and one dog were eating delicious egg noodles.

"I haven't introduced myself yet. I'm an alien who invaded the earth five years ago. I have short legs. I didn't keep up with the rhythm when I ran. I was left behind."

"Do you think I'll believe it?"

"Well... When I landed in North Korea, I met a little girl who was forced to marry. To save her, she was poisoned and killed by the people on Earth. Fortunately, I am stronger than the people on Earth. It will take about 400 years before I can leave Earth."

"Hey……"

"Oh, do you want to see a picture of that little girl?"

The dog said as he dug out a photo from its den, the one covered with dog hair and saliva, the king took it with disgust, "It looks pretty good."

The dog said triumphantly, "I will be your sister-in-law from now on."

I kind of want to abuse a dog.

Ben Wang threw it a toilet brush, "Go and clean the toilet."

"I'm a dog! Do you want to get a call from the Pet Protection Society?"

"Whatever you want, go clean the toilet."

So Ben Wang saw a dog struggling to clean the toilet with a toilet brush in its mouth.

After the unremitting efforts of both of us, the house was finally clear and clean.

"I'm exhausted..."

"Tired to death..."

"dog?"

"I have a name."

"Then Hou Ye, do you know how I saved the earth?"

"I know."

Ben Wang got up from the floor, "What's wrong?"

The dog said in a vicissitudes of life: "You only said five words and one punctuation mark-on earth, there are cats."

"puff……"

"Did you laugh just now?!"

"No! Absolutely not!"

"you laughed!"

"no!"

"Don't lie to the dog!"

"Hahaha!"

After laughing, the king asked it, "What is the online video of the hero who grows flowers fighting aliens?"

"It was synthesized by virtual projection. In fact, at that time you were threatening us with a cat in your arms."

The dog drank orange juice with a straw in its mouth, "Everyone is going to be scared to death."

"By the way, Tom and Jerry will be broadcast later, do you want to watch it?"

"...Actually, you don't want to leave Earth at all, do you?"

"It was discovered by you, haha."

noon

"Bacon omelette, thanks."

"Do it yourself."

"I'm a dog."

"You can clean toilets."

"That's called dog jumping over the wall, and I can help you wash the dishes." It stuck out its tongue as it said, "It's safe and efficient for lazy people to wash dishes."

"I'm going to throw all the dishes away."

"...Hey! In fact, I just look like a dog, but I'm an alien in essence! It's good that I don't look like a Zerg."

"What are you doing to the Zerg, don't insult the Zerg! I have to go to school tomorrow, so go to bed first."

"Hey! It's noon!"

"I'm jet-lagged."

Dedicated to pre-school and extra curricular

"I heard that there is a transfer student here?"

"Mysterious transfer student?"

"Have you watched too much TV in Sakura Country?"

"University transfer students are very rare, right? In particular, they don't appear to be grades, departments, or classes. They are too privileged!"

"It's because he donated a new campus to our school, probably."

"What you are talking about is a strange story, the campus is too exaggerated."

A group of lively and clever little girls from the Chinese Department chatted together. It was recess, and their teacher was a professional latecomer. Maybe he got lost on the road of life today. A girl with two ponytails said: "Maybe he is a handsome guy, Although he looks a bit fierce, he is actually a kind-hearted boy with perfect cooking skills and a very good family background, and a very innocent boy in his relationship."

Wu Dongxue said: "How is that possible? You are so addicted to the Two-dimensional world that you cannot extricate yourself. These rich second generations, tsk tsk."

Twintails is not happy anymore, "Life is more complicated than Two-dimensional, we have to have an old heart!"

These two people have never been on the same page, but they have a good relationship, which makes other people shout weird. They are both second-year students in the Faculty of Arts, and their grades are good. The girl who chokes is named Wu Dongxue. She has absolutely no relationship experience, and has always dismissed male creatures, treating them as worms. The girl with double ponytails is a patient with severe Two-dimensional prohibition syndrome, her name is Anna, she is an Amway madman, and she calls herself Two- The leader of dimensional, the difference between the two can be seen from the clothes. Wu Dongxue wears a college style, a dark blue uniform with a straight skirt, black leather shoes and a messenger bag, while Anna wears lotus root pink and mint green. It is candy color.

Zhou Yu interjected, "I have inside information, do you want to hear it?"

"What's the deal, tell me quickly."

"First, the transfer student is indeed a handsome guy; second, you all know this guy."

The big guys looked at each other, "Who is it?"

Zhou Yu turned on the computer, and Anna asked strangely: "Why are you opening "The World of Demons"?"

The tone of "Demon World" is silver-gray, and it opens in a swirling way. With short white hair and a handsome figure, he looked very much like the young master Pian Pian from the ancient flower era, but his blood-red eyes seemed to be bleeding. He looked at a few girls and made them tremble all over.

The man held a red bone harp and played it like no one else was there. This is where the demon world fascinates players. All characters can appear in the form of holographic projections, but the cost is not low. If you have enough The game currency can also make the characters have intelligence, and you can also set the scene. Because of this pioneering work of Blizzard, the fan fiction on the Internet based on the characters of the demon world is like a crucian carp, especially Anna, at the moment when Cen Ji came out. She screamed uncontrollably, "This is Cen Ji!! Zhou Yu, you local tyrant, let Cen Ji's holographic projection cost 1 yuan! You local rich girl! Show off your wealth!"

The virtual character in front of me is none other than Cen Ji, the Duke of Sorrow, one of the four great dukes of the demon world in "The World of Demons". His image is a perfect face, bleeding eyes, gloomy and crazy smile and lonely temperament. They all hold a harp. It is said that 3 years ago, the Demon Realm was still a dead zone, and Cen Ji was a demon just born in the gap between the Demon Realm and other people. The screams are his two most famous lines [You are still cuter when you die (I hate you for being too intrusive)], [Do you think the dead body will hurt? ], and his harp also has a lot of origins. 1 years ago, Cen Ji’s destined man finally appeared, but Cen Ji didn’t know how to love. In the end, he cut off his lover’s flesh and refined his bones into The harp, [so that you will never leave me...] is also a screaming point for female players and some male players, love you and kill you.

A girl said in a dreamy tone: "Everyone loves life, but he loves death... Cen Jiyingying."

"Then he will cut off all your flesh and turn you into a harp," Zhou Yu said viciously, she blinked, and continued to throw a bolt from the blue: "I heard that this transfer student is the prototype of Cen Ji! "

"what!"

"what?!"

"No!"

"How is that possible!"

"Cen Ji actually has a prototype? What a beautiful face!"

"Too sensational!"

"Extremely sick and delicate!"

Zhou Yu turned off the computer, Cen Ji disappeared, and the girls all sighed, it would be great if Cen Ji was really a living game character.

"But it's impossible to be 100% similar to Two-dimensional. Is there really such a beautiful person in the world..." She rubbed her chin, "The left and right cannot be human."

Just after they left the lawn, the boy who had been sitting under the cherry tree a few meters away from them took off his baseball cap, the corners of his mouth were twitching, feeling sick...

Yun Cen touched his slender wrist, wanting to cry, but in the dream he was a man with shoulders and horses, with abdominal muscles, pencil lines, vest lines, waist and hollows, countless girls are madly in love with this king, what the hell is Cen Ji! Stealing Did other people pay copyright fees for their images?

Yun Cen checked on the smart terminal, and sure enough, he found the image usage contract with Blizzard. Since he made the health measurement program and sent part of the code to Blizzard, Blizzard's people contacted him immediately. , the top bosses like the Fourth Duke of the Demon World did not appear on the stage at the beginning, but the game designer team was shocked when they saw him. Apart from his face, he has nothing in common with Cen Ji.

Yun Cen fiddled with the terminal for a while, and suddenly saw the information bar flashing, and the note was 'little slut of the blizzard'

"........."

Is this a nickname or—

After clicking on it, I found that the content was just a well-regulated invitation letter, which probably meant that the [-]th anniversary celebration party of Blizzard was established, and he was invited to participate in Yunyun.

To go or not to go?

He has no impression of this era at all. Not only is history like a dog that can’t be retrieved if it runs away, the orangutans walking upright on the street are enough to catch the eye, and it will take a long time to accept it. Activities near the Arctic Circle, the probability of seeing gorillas in flower planting is not very high.

"Classmate? Classmate? Can you hear me?"

Yun Cen turned around and took off his earphones.

It's a girl.

Anna's face flushed with excitement, and she clenched her hands tightly, "Are you the new transfer student?"

"Well...it's me."

"You look calm! I mean you are very good-looking."

"Thank you, but I'm neither sickly nor vulnerable."

"It's not like the first one, but the second one..."

What do you mean!

Anna sat next to Yun Cen very familiarly, "Why don't you go to class."

"I don't want to go."

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" Anna screamed again.

Yun Cen looked at her strangely, causing her to scratch her head in embarrassment, "Strange, isn't it?"

"A bit."

"I want to ask you something, besides Cen Ji, do the other three dukes have prototypes?"

Yun Cen thought for a while, and it seemed that there really was, so he nodded.

Anna's face was covered with red tides, and Yun Cen could see that she wanted to scream but held back, "Then are there any other characters that didn't appear? Like the devil, the prince or something!"

"have it."

""Demon World" is really amazing!"

Girl, I know you're excited, can you please let go of my arm?

Anna let go of Yun Cen's arm belatedly, and said strangely: "Usually I'm very reserved with boys, why would I treat you... unless..."

Unless what?He had a bad feeling.

Anna patted her thigh, "Unless you are a victim!"

You are the one who suffers!

This king really can't like women!

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