Memoirs of the Regent

Chapter 38

The windows of Donghua University are clear and clean. Probably everyone who is not too lazy will clean up the house. It is [-]:[-] in the afternoon, and the earth is very peaceful. There are no floods, nuclear power leaks, alien invasions, Frankenstein wants to oppose humanity The plot appears.Life is always like this, calm and repetitive, and boring to drive people crazy. So far, Yunchen has adapted well to this era, although there is still a great sense of unreality surrounding him.

If someone told me 10 minutes ago that a 19-year-old man with the surname Yun and his name Cen written in the almanac today should not go out and had better not come to Donghua University, I would probably scoff at him, but the scene of gunfire now shows that there is So Kong should believe in metaphysics!

Donghua University was hit by shells. The Absolute Conscience Project was at least a hundred levels higher than the shabby dormitory building. Half of the administrative office building was removed under the shellfire in an instant. When a burning stone crossed a perfect arc, it was accurate After hitting the young couple who were doing disharmonious things among the flowers 100 meters away, Yunchen smelled a smell of barbecue in the next second. It seems that there is not much difference in taste between roasting human meat and roasting other meat. Anyway, human beings always self-hypnotize to separate food from corpses. Cooking animal corpses, putting them on plates and decorating them is to make them look like corpses, but they are corpses. Drinking milk under the belly - it's really not something anyone can do, but most people can do it after putting it in a cup, except of course some people who hate milk extremely.

It's really amazing that this king can still joke around at a time like this.

An inestimable black hole appeared in the sky above Donghua University, spitting out bad things like a whirlpool, not spaceships, those spaceships spit out flames and shells wantonly.

In this case I have to call back and ask the dog.

After beeping three times, the dog grunted uncomfortably due to constipation.

"I shouldn't have eaten devil's spicy food yesterday."

The dog regretted it very much.

"Didn't you say that the stomachs of aliens are different from those of people on earth, and the devil's spicy is the level of sweet peppers for you?"

"If you think about it with your toes, you know it's a trick to you. What's the matter?"

"There are a lot of alien spaceships above my head, will they be blown to death?"

"This probability needs to be calculated in detail. You should first observe the number of spaceships and muzzles, the number of shells fired in one second, the bombardment area and scattering area. If you are lucky, you may be fine even if you are in a blind spot."

"You're really good at physics, didn't the dog teach you?"

"Otherwise can they still be human?"

"I want to ask, are you the aliens who attacked the earth this time?"

The dog was very disdainful, "Why do we occupy a planet with cats? What the fuck?"

"...I doubt your biological relationship to cats."

"Hey, in short, you just stay honest, I'll tell you that you won't die."

"Are you still a master of metaphysics?"

"Yeah!" said the dog enthusiastically, when I heard something go through his sphincter and fall into the water, "I went out the other day and saw a tall man with a fairy spirit selling "Fifteen Yin Yang Secret Art, I will bring back a copy."

Isn't this like coming to God's Palm?

The king skipped this topic. At the same time, just ten meters ahead, the statue of Confucius was blown to pieces, "Why do aliens attack the earth?"

The dog was silent for a while, "I haven't heard such a frivolous question for many years."

"Frivolity doesn't work that way."

I also realized that I asked a stupid question.

"Then how did the aliens find the earth? Didn't it mean that the universe is huge? Does the earth also have messy gem balls and matrices?"

"You actually come to ask a dog, the teachers will cry."

"It's only at this time that you admit that you are a dog!"

"...Why haven't you been killed?"

"I am the hero of the earth!"

"But you obviously have no memory... How on earth did you know that we are afraid of cats!"

"Maybe it's because I had a pet cat named Tinker Bell before, and he erased my memory after he came home." The king said with a vow.

"Do you want to have a serious chat?" At this time, he should have wiped his butt and finished pumping, "About ten years ago, people on our planet received intermittent signals from the Milky Way, wanting to talk to intelligent races in the universe We established diplomatic relations, so here we are.”

"...Is the way you established diplomatic relations a war?"

"Only when the strength is similar is the establishment of diplomatic relations, do you understand? Earthlings?"

"It always feels like you just fired an amazing map cannon."

"The signal can only be weakened in the universe and will not disappear. If the distance is too far, there will not be too many people to attack your silly and sweet planet, but that signal has nothing to do with your flower planting. It seems to be sent by the United States."

We are well versed in the doctrine of the golden mean, and the big flower growers who are wise and safe will not do such a thoughtless thing. Being attacked by aliens is purely a disaster.

"Why haven't the superheroes come yet?" Ben Wang looked at the sky in a daze.

"Because that idiot is talking to alien invaders right now."

"If you go back like this again, I will throw you out."

"Will you be carried back? I will wear a white silk flower and sprinkle some holy water on you."

"This king doesn't seem to have castrated a dog??"

"Cough! Do you still want to know the correct posture to save the world?"

Ben Wang said indifferently: "What should I do? Blow the earth away in one breath?"

"I'm fine with that if you're going to have that much lung capacity."

"Brush—" A flaming stone flew past Ben Wang's ear and hit the marble floor. The scorching heat scorched the hair and gave off a burnt smell.

This king doesn't want to be carbonized into particles like the young couple just now, "Let's talk."

"Hmph, most races in the universe have natural enemies, as long as their animal nature hasn't degenerated to such a despicable level as you humans, take a look at the characteristics of that spaceship."

Benwang squinted his eyes, and took out a high-power monocular from his schoolbag. As for why there is such a thing in his schoolbag, it is still a mystery for now, but compared to God who randomly pulled out a baseball bat from behind My grandson, Ben Wang, is not far behind. I can neither use a posture that violates Newton's law to fly in gravity, nor use an umbrella to save a bird in a storm, nor can I spin at a super high speed. Extinguishing……

Staring at the spaceship in the sky for a while, "It seems to look a bit like... an alien."

"........."

"You'd better try to blow them away in one breath, a dog from an alien sincerely advises you, Your Excellency Yunchen."

"I'm really not used to you being so polite all of a sudden."

Just when the king was talking about the stars, the moon, and ideals with that stupid dog, my people's soldiers who planted flowers were finally dispatched, and the air raid siren was sounded. He ran towards Ben Wang like a ball, and Ben Wang bet that this girl must be the protagonist with the steamed pork ribs and corn soup tonight!Otherwise, why would the young couple die in one shot, because they are cannon fodder!Look at the pair of ponytails, she was actually pushed by the air wave and crossed a distance of nearly ten meters in the air, an "epic slam dunk in the air" that any basketball player would bow down to, and then knelt down on one knee at 360 degrees, in front of her The moment he raised his head sharply, the king seemed to have been electrocuted.

One second I thought you were a soft girl, the next second you became Barbie King Kong...

She showed a stern smile at the king, and before the king's peripheral nerves and retinas were connected, another girl with a [-]-centimeter anti-war cannonball appeared.

Her flying blue uniform skirt fluttered in the heat wave of the gunfire, and Ben Wang only felt that something was wrong on the set.

Is it a mix-and-match of Zhan Ji and Jian Niang?

The two ponytails stood up, and hugged the king by the waist: "You are my favorite Cen Ji, nothing can happen to you, and I will take you to a safe place from now on, hold me tight." She turned her head Said to the girl with glasses: "Wu Dongxue, I'll send him off the battlefield first! You push him first!"

The schoolmaster girl named Wu Dongxue didn't even move her head. She pressed the launcher, and a swift white shock wave accurately hit an assault aircraft that was advancing in a Z-shaped orbit, and a dazzling firework exploded in the sky. She pushed Pushing up his glasses, he turned his head to look at the ponytails, but he didn't look at Ben Wang who was loading the corpse at all. Girl, aren't your biceps tired?

The girl with eyes said: "You don't have to come back, these baits are all mine—"

While the king was stunned, she violated the basic definition of physics and stepped on the air to enter the camp of alien invaders. For a while, the flames intersected, and it had nothing to do with Agou's call, only to hear this guy weakly say: "What's the use of having you? If you don't lose your arrogance..."

The two ponytails hugged the king regretfully and rushed to a safe place, "The air-raid shelter is below, when I come back, can you say to me in the tone of 'I hate this world today', "You are still cuter with blood flowing"?"

Seeing the distance falling down as if sprayed with insecticide, the king swallowed hard, and after comparing the force value, the king raised a bright smile, "For the hero. "

The pair of ponytails showed a soft smile, which didn't match her powerful strength at all. She turned around, stepped on the ground with her foot, and shot out like a cannonball.

Ben Wang, who had been refreshed again, walked into the air-raid shelter silently.

The air-raid shelter was crowded with a lot of people, and everyone's expressions couldn't be guessed. Yun Cen found a corner where there was no one and sat down. Fortunately, the net was not broken.

In this era where the amount of information is exploding every day more than the day before, if you don’t check it out, you don’t know that your amazing phenomenon has long been a common thing in the eyes of others. This is how it was introduced in Encyclopedia. Since five years After aliens attacked the earth before, the scientific research institute of Huaguo Country produced humanoid high-intelligence weapons, most of which have the appearance of girls. It is said that this setting is related to the "Huaguo Brain" [Cen] who presides over the weapon development. Small hobbies have unknown relationships...

Are you going to get your feet scratched for slandering me like this?Also, why would this king use a girl as a weapon casing? That's obviously something a nerd who fucks himself to death would do!How can this king use a macho man with outstanding looks, pectoral muscles, abdominal muscles, deltoid muscles, long legs and a nine-headed body as a carrier!

This king has decided to hate this world today!

The author has something to say: Don't worry, this article still has a main thread, which is to become the regent.