Memoirs of the Regent

Chapter 46

It was a bright spring morning three days after I arrived at the Eternal City. As soon as I entered the gate, I was dumbfounded. The gatekeepers were all a little higher than me, and I became the person with the lowest cultivation level in Eternal City.

The gatekeeper’s uncle’s surname is Long. In fact, he’s probably several hundred years younger than this king in terms of age, but he can’t stand him growing old. Cultivators generally divide their seniority according to their cultivation, even if the other party is a thousand years younger than you. As long as your cultivation level is higher than yours, even if you are as old as your grandson, you have to be called grandpa...ah, not senior.

"I won't talk about the weakest one when you come." Uncle Long said to the king.

Uncle Long’s surname is Aotian, and he is the descendant of Aotian Pagoda. The Aotian Pagoda was destroyed more than 3 years ago. As the last descendant, he had to bear the humiliation and join the ancient city to search for the lost sect secrets of Aotian Magic...

"Aotian Divine Art has a total of 49 and [-] levels, and after practicing the last level, you can live the same life as the heavens and the earth." Uncle Long poured down a cup of mature vinegar, and spat sour water at me.

Since joining Eternal City, this king has never seen Kong Qianchen again. Although this king was led into Eternal City by him, many people know that this king is not high in cultivation, bad in aptitude, and old. His performance was not very good, in a word, how did Kong Qianchen fall in love with him and accepted him as his disciple.

As the only unbeatable ultimate villain in this article, the emperor finally became a Buddha immediately after the author Kawenka racked his brains in agony. It turns out that the king needs an opponent who loves and kills!So after searching from the beginning to the end, the author finally locked his eyes on the emperor. If he can pull out the emperor from before the thirty chapters and make up the number by force, the emperor will definitely cry.According to the author's logic, this king, as the last regent of the universe, takes the restoration of the monarchy as his own responsibility, so there must be a loyal emperor. It seems that the appearance of the emperor's younger brother has been set in the near future, and there are still a group of people who sacrificed their lives to protect the emperor. Things like ghost soldiers who forget life and death, and then they want to fight against the barbarians, so aliens appear, and then there will be an inspirational prince who seeks power and usurps the throne or the person in charge of the shogunate, and then there will be a very historic event. In the big battle, of course, my sword skills are not up to the table at all, so I decided to use concentrated energy to bombard it.

It is already 2016:11:29 minutes on November 14, 46, and the day is coming to an end. Is it okay for the author to write a lot of nonsense?Do you need to make up the word count without inspiration?Hey - it's really hard to make complaints every day. Is it really good to pull Yushu hard in order to make up a trio?Is it really good for a turbulent bone spirit to be forced into a red cheongsam and combed with a bun?There will be complaints, and besides Yushu and Er Gouzi, there is only one person missing—right?

Eh?

Ben Wang picked up a pair of glasses from the table.

Why are you lame?Is the props group down and out like this?Oh oh, it turned out to be the author's own glasses, which haven't been repaired since they broke, so it doesn't matter if they're just a make-up.

Wait where did the plot go?Uncle Long’s surprise appearance just now disappeared suddenly, author, do you have to read North and South Groceries while typing?Where is your sincerity to your readers?What is an unscrupulous novel that requires an unscrupulous attitude to write, what about morals?

I'm really sorry, the king who mentioned integrity here is really naive.The author can become a Buddha instantly if he can write nonsense to 15 words.

Then continue to read other authors who write novels with one mind and two purposes, and then reply to the letters from readers.Because the signal of Planet Vegeta is not very good, the sending time of the letter has been delayed, so the replies are all comments before 2016:11:29 on November 14, 56, the most important ones are some zero-point comments, those who give me The reader who scored zero points, I guarantee that your name will appear in the Tucao memes without interruption. Okay, let’s take a look at the first reader’s comment. Ah, this reader’s name is Suni Rabbit, and the content is [ Although I like the author's style of writing very much, but the main line is confused, what kind of logic is this... a bunch of fantasies and complaints... I am so dizzy after reading it, I understand what the author means by saying that this article is tragic... / flip author Record... one of the nine novels is locked and the other is not opened, and the remaining seven are all in the serialization...]

Suni Tu gave everyone a demonstration of the correct use of ellipses. When students feel speechless, they can use ellipses to express their feelings. The more ellipses they use, the more speechless they are. Sometimes several ellipses are used together. It has the effect of strengthening parallel sentences. Secondly, I would like to thank Su Nitu for contributing one hundred characters of bonus points and one hundred words of nonsense to this chapter. Then this chapter has already gathered 25 words of content. If according to One episode is 10 minutes, counting the time to remove the logo in the middle of the opening and ending, then there are 10 minutes left, rounding up to one-third is almost [-] minutes of plot, plus some useless plots, one episode is basically enough , After the nonsense is over, officially answer Suni Rabbit's question. There are so many questions in the seemingly simple [-]-character comment. Don't you want to give me a chance to write an irrelevant plot?

First question: relaxed writing style?Where is it easy?This is obviously a history of struggle full of blood and tears. It is a Xuelei drama in which the king struggles from the 70th-line bastard to become the regent of the [-]th universe. It is a touching and tear-jerking drama of the year. How about a move?What is the life and death of you when [-] billion people live and die? Get out and stand for punishment!

The second question... By the way, is it really okay for you to occupy such a large space by yourself?The main line is confused, you can see what you don’t have, and you are deeply impressed. If you have supercilious wholesale, please give me a pair. Thank you. Question [-]: What kind of logic is this? It’s the same as the question above, Suni The rabbit can always find things that the king can't see. Question [-]: A lot of fantasies and complaints. This article is just fantasies and complaints. Halo, the recent south wind weather is too humid and the Earth’s magnetic field is deflecting again. In fact, the biological energy of the human body interacts with the energy in nature. It seems that you may be affected by the invisible philosophical power of this article. It will cause dizziness symptoms. It is recommended to have a cup of Mahou shochu, which can clear away heat and diuresis, and relieve persistent chronic diseases such as hair loss and constipation and hemorrhoids.

Question [-]: Regarding tragedy, tragedy is tragedy. Is it so difficult to understand whether it is tragedy or comedy?

Question [-]: I looked through the author's records, what? Since you clicked on it and didn't bookmark it, you told me that you clicked on it. Did you feel uncomfortable when you saw that the king was uncomfortable? Hurry up and get out!By the way, if you have been punished to stand still, then carry two more buckets of water!You have to get on your horse!

Question [-]: One of the nine novels has been locked and one has not been opened, and the remaining seven are all being serialized. How dare you ask so many questions with a teapot in your mouth!There is not an hour of immobility!

For the sake of your two points, you are barely allowed to stand for 59 minutes.

Let's take a look at the letter from the next reader, Gray Animal, [Hahahahaha, I can't read enough every day, I have to save up to read it together when I enter the third chapter of V Company, 〇〇〇 (this emoticon package is not in the service area) 】

First of all, I would like to thank some gray kangaroos from Australia for their letters. The gray kangaroos have simple expectations and think that this article can be included in V. (Baidu downloaded this expression and found that it is really rare. Hey, how persistent are you for this expression? !#不是表表包是色文文# Shut up!), enter V... Baidu checked the standard for entering V in the past, and found that the first point is 5000, but now it’s changed to [-], and it’s not yet [-]. Want to cheat.

Assuming that if you enter V...forget it.

Read the next letter from a classmate whose name is Entangler, saying that the Terminator is really very good-looking, or is it a tragedy or not, this question will be answered after entering V, ah... I found a clever way to avoid the questions I don’t want to talk about .

Next is the letter from Indulgence 〇, 【】At the beginning, he said he hated the No.1 name, and said that the Regent is fine. Why did you add that you are racially discriminatory?From the perspectives of various people, the word [Ben Wang] is a third-person perspective. It is true that the writing is not enough, but if you hear it, you will not want to type it, just like you are ugly if someone says you are ugly to your face If you say that, you will definitely want to sew your two eyeballs together with a needle. The typo is to show that I am not knowledgeable enough!Well, in recent years, elementary school education has indeed been negligent. Of course, typos are caused by problems with the input method and wrong fingers. Can this have anything to do with my knowledge?This kind of self-righteous evaluation will only... ah, the author is in Class [-], Grade [-], Judgment Elementary School, girls are welcome to come and play!

I originally wanted to reply here, but I feel that it is a bit impolite for Australia not to reply to Koala. The incomplete statistics of Koala probably contributed forty (±) comments to this article. This content is [], about I can’t finish talking about the rat problem for three days and three nights. Of course, it’s inconvenient to call me the king in the future. Of course, I’m going to be the regent king. The ancient regent king can’t satisfy me anymore. The Regent of the Universe!Then……

"Brother Yun? Why are you in a daze? It's time to interview Xiao Wang from the props team."

By the way, Xiao Wang... "Hey, you seem to have exposed what we know..."

"what!"

"Cough, cut out the above paragraph, I heard there is no director...ah, the director is so indifferent, don't worry about it, let's interview Xiao Wang from the props team first. Xiao Wang, you can roughly talk about it in "Memoirs of the Regent" It feels like the crew stayed for four months."

"...It's up to me now? Logically speaking, shouldn't the main creative team speak first, and there's nothing else to say, the director didn't even give me the script..."

"What is the taste?"

"Well, it's the leek box I ate at noon, and the side dish is two heads of garlic."

"I really don't understand why some people like to eat that kind of food, are they tired?"

"Director, you like to eat instant noodles and don't put seasoning packets. Malatang, not spicy or spicy, is the public enemy of all mankind?"

"So what, at least this king has never been slender with constipation and hemorrhoids for 20 years, how about you? Internal hemorrhoids and external hemorrhoids... are you about to prolapse?"

"...At least no one will think about my flowers."

"...The dead duck is talking about you, so it should be serious."

"After staying in the crew for four months, I can't see any seriousness, but don't you feel ashamed that the four months are not over yet? Four times, the text is locked, three times, the full text chapter is deleted, and three times. In another half a month, if I can get into v in this way, I really don't have much trust in the radio and television... Huh? It seems that the level is too low to belong to the radio and television management? Sorry haha, it's easy to tear the radio and television in a vest. Anyway, I just watched I can’t see the future of this crew, didn’t you see that the collection keeps dropping? Hurry up and let it go unfinished for whatever reason, it’s over, anyway, it doesn’t matter if it’s a young and ignorant work...Ah!!”

"Sorry, Xiao Wang from the props team drank the water from the Zimu River and sent it to the delivery room in an emergency, hoping that he would have a baby soon, so now it's time for the ending song, ah, if you don't pay attention, this episode will end, wait a minute ! It seems that something terrible has happened!! The anchor quickly turned the camera—"

"Ah—" With a short exclamation, the king was thrown on the hard diamond floor, and it was the emperor who threw himself on the king.

Uncle Long was dumbfounded, and before he could react, his feet moved out of the emperor's line of sight first, and the promised blood is an alliance, not to be born in the same year, the same month and the same day, but to die in the same year, the same month, the same day, and to conquer the stars and the sea together? Aotian?

The emperor buried his head in the king's neck. His body temperature was scorchingly hot, and the sweat evaporated into gas before it fell. Is this the inner alchemy that swallowed the dragon or what?

"Cen Ji... Cen Ji!" The red eyes looked at the expressionless person below him, that's right, it was him, this face was Cen Ji...

The king just watched the emperor quietly and fell into memories. To be honest, the author's problem of adding settings anytime and anywhere really made me tired of dealing with it. Probably all he needs to do is smile at this time.

The emperor cruelly removed the king's mandible. To be honest, the king didn't think his action was meaningful.

"you you……"

[Cen Ji was transformed from a sacred tree that was born from heaven and earth, and its level is probably a little lower than that of the world tree. The difference is that he was born in the demon world. The characteristic is that they are heartless, do whatever they want, and do whatever they want, but we all know that in many film and television dramas, villains often have the charm of wanting to talk, compared to those who are full of benevolence, righteousness and morality, which basically do not exist in the real world and only exist in Gensokyo. As far as the protagonist is concerned, the popularity of the gray villain between black and white is always high, and often even overwhelms the main character.

The Emperor Master Kong Qianchen, who was played with and discarded after giving a heart, shouted: I closed my eyes and saw a piece of darkness, opened my eyes and saw a piece of light, and died.

I don't know how many years later, he fell into reincarnation with endless nostalgia and hatred, shouting: Don't forget the past after crying in front of my grave and dirtying my reincarnation road.

And Cen Ji, who made him love and hate his whole life, also entered reincarnation, to be continued.]

This king is familiar with the setting of Cen Ji in "The Demon World", but he just forgot for a while. It turns out that the emperor is Kong Qianchen, a cannon fodder for Cen Ji. It's a pity that I don't have Yuye or Qin.

The emperor was still going crazy, he was probably about to go mad, he pressed the king's shoulder and bit it off, the king's cultivation base was much lower than his, so he couldn't resist at all.

I don't know if he got vampire disease because he hasn't seen the sun all year round. The emperor stiffly got up from the king after drinking a big bowl of blood. Fortunately, the king has enough blood now, so he just felt a little dizzy.

So now comes the question, did this king choose the routine of sadomasochistic love and loyal dogs being attacked by x scum?Or choose to accept the routine of the younger brother singing and advancing all the way to counterattack and slap his face?

Speaking of which, the routine of rivals becoming lovers is not bad, but I can't play it well.So this king knocked the emperor away with a domineering palm, "How dare you do such a thing to me!"

Kong Qianchen looked at him, and felt that he had no similarities with the person in his memory, if it wasn't for Yu Muxin, his soul, or a trace of his soul that had been reincarnated for thousands of years and still lingered by Yunchen's side , he could never have imagined that Yun Cen was Cen Ji.

Tens of thousands of years ago, Cen Jiguang, with his snow-white feet, sat above the endless sea of ​​corpses and looked up at the sky of the demon world as black as ink. The tears under his bloody eyes seemed to be burning the world. Later, he really burned the entire demon world. Thinking, showing an evil smile, his kindness had long since died in the quiet sea of ​​corpses, together with the blooming and withering of the once-in-a-thousand-year reincarnation flower in the demon world, he said: "Do you remember the piano blade? The one you picked off all the flesh and blood The one who turned bones into harps?"

Although Trance was very disrespectful to others when the other party fell into memory killing, but now the king is in chaos, what about the promised Treasure Box of Creation that opened up the world and slapped Pan Gu Hongjun in the face?Accidentally entered the holographic game to play calm?By the way, is there an option for calmness in the character column?Cen Ji is obviously an npc, isn't he?And what about the copyright of Sephiroth's image, which is clearly faked by the emperor?Which scumbag artist is quickly dragged out by this king and hacked!

It's a pity that the subtitle group, the post-production group, the prop group, the dragon set group... have already returned home from work, and even Uncle Long has abandoned me. Now this huge ancient city like Taiwan Island is suspended in the air in the space, and not even a hair It belongs to the emperor's teacher. Now the emperor's attack has become the biggest villain of the Regent King's crew, and he obviously has bad intentions. I bought [-] accident insurance before I came to the crew. It seems that I have bought less. To add a zero after.

"You have changed, you have changed." The emperor looked at the king and said with mixed feelings.

This king has not changed, what has changed is the routine.

However, I have always had top-notch acting skills. Even in a plot with weak logic, I can still play three-pointers. I held his face while the emperor was stunned. Although it was a pirated version of Sephiroth... who cares about him at this time? Is it pirated or genuine?Is Sephiroth the successor under the national flag without taking a bite?

After the long wet kiss, the emperor who was so arrogant as if he wanted to lick his nose or elbow just now, had already let the king kiss all the meat and vegetables, and poured it into the strong arms of the king with a whimper. When we looked at each other, we could only feel a numb friendship entangled back and forth between us, [see the small golden bottle for details], the emperor blushed and slipped out of the king's arms, a little blush appeared on his pale face , The great man said it well, there is nothing that one kiss can't solve, if there is, then two, this king licked his lips, and showed a blatant smile at the emperor.The emperor's legs were weak, he gave the king a hateful look, and disappeared with a whoosh.

Of course this is impossible.

When the emperor was angry and hated, he slashed the king to death with a palm.

According to the unfounded "protagonist's death/fainting must wear law", the king naturally returned to the base of Blizzard and woke up in Yushu's arms. A little beauty spot, a beautiful nose and cherry lips, she is too beautiful to behold, and she still has a faint feminine fragrance on her body, but it's a pity that this king is curvy.

"Are you awake? Has the world been created?"

With a blank face, the king unplugged the power of "The World of the Demon Race" which was playing on the phone in full swing, Yushu rushed over with a scream, and the king was thrown off her lap all of a sudden. Feeling helpless, he fell to the ground, and heard Yu Shukuang call the technical team, "Can the data be archived when the power is unplugged? Difficult?! Are you raising you for idle food?"

After teaching the subtitle group, Mr. Yu remembered that there was such a person as this king on the ground, and helped him up with a flattering face. When the king attains Bodhi in the next life, he is clear inside and out, so don't meet Yushu.

At this time, a very attractive male model in a suit appeared at the door, knocked on the door, saw Ben Wang and Yushu's posture, the male model dressed as an elite opened his mouth, and asked Mr. Yu politely, "Today's event, has it been cancelled?"

Mr. Yu looked at the king and then at the elite brother, smacked his lips, and nodded in displeasure, "Spontaneous, when will I be free to continue."

Before the little brother left, he glared at Ben Wang, who curiously asked Yushu what was going on, she blushed, and twisted and said: "Today is the theatrical version of the silent sinking of the female secretary. You delayed!"

Ben Wang turned around silently, facing her with his butt.

"Hey, are you angry? My sister will bury your chest for you."

"Only pecs."

"........."

When Ben was young, Ben Wang lay naked on Mr. Yu’s luxurious big bed with his eyes closed and his legs weak, as if his body had been hollowed out. Mr. Yu lit a cigarette and sat by the bed to play with his toes Head, patted Ben Wang's buttocks, "Okay, sister will be responsible for you."

After smashing penguins (a game of smashing penguins with a ball) for 10 minutes, Ben Wang raised his eyelids and looked at her weakly, "Get lost."

Yushu only wrapped a short, pitiful bath towel, opened the terminal and crawled over, and showed the photos inside to Ben Wang one by one, "Say, which ones do you want? Sister, I will invite you one by one."

Ben Wang sneered: "Vulgar fans."

"Tacky."