Memoirs of the Regent

Chapter 47

In fact, I really want to agree, but this doesn’t fit the plot. I, who has been in various crews for decades, can tell you responsibly, don’t believe it, it’s all a routine. Behind the master, there are the heroines hugging left and right, the mother-in-law serves tea and water, and the husband can only be used as a foot mat.

Early in the morning, Ben Wang was woken up by the noise of the nuclear explosion. Yushu was holding an electric mosquito swatter and pasting it on the wall to pretend to be Spider-Man. The thick light-blocking curtains were full of fire, "What's wrong? Celebrating the sinking of Japan? "

"No, aliens are coming to invade the earth again."

"Oh."

The king rolled up the quilt. These days, the earth is very popular like a girl in a military camp. Several galaxies around the Milky Way invade the earth from time to time, but they are all blown out of the atmosphere by coolly girls. Unfortunately, the noise is too loud. Even the most advanced sound-proofing devices couldn't avoid all the noise. The king was so angry that he grabbed something and threw it out, and then the ultra-sci-fi spaceship several kilometers away exploded.Of course it exploded by itself, and has nothing to do with me.

But some people think otherwise.

This middle-aged man with only one ear miraculously appeared at Benwang's house, "I am the president of the Flower Planting Country Supernatural Association, this thing belongs to you, right?"

Ben Wang lowered his head silently, only to see a Titanium alloy fuselage dual-card dual-standby energy-gathering ring game machine waving at him.

"No."

The middle-aged man was not impatient, and took out a thick stack of inspection reports from his bag, "What we found in the power core of the f2077 spacecraft is that it destroyed the f2077 spacecraft, and we detected your beta factor on it, You don’t have to admit it, but everything you say will be regarded as government affairs.”

The middle-aged man who smelled sour and uncle adjusted his glasses and said: "Your Excellency Yunchen, you don't have to deny it. You and I have known each other for a long time. You are a person who has been named in our Super Association. Although You are the leader of Butterfly, and we can't easily touch you, but you have to understand that Dr. Tang has been coveting your body for a long time. If you are targeted by the Super Association, he will probably bite you in the back. Instead of being Tang For the doctor's experimental materials, you might as well cooperate with us, the Super Association is an organization that puts the interests of planting flowers first, and protects the owners of supernatural powers first."

"Wait."

"Ok?"

"A while ago there was a strong wind over Beijing, is there a fellow Taoist who is going through the catastrophe?"

"That's right, it's the fellow Daoist Xiong from the Black Wind Cave in Wujin Mountain. He has practiced for a hundred years and finally came to the end of all hardships. This is his photo." The middle-aged man took out a photo very enthusiastically, and there was a bear-like person in it. Man, don't you think it's strange that you carry around this kind of evil contraceptive photo?

The middle-aged man said indifferently: "This is my husband. I will introduce you to you when I have a chance." After speaking, he put the photo in his wallet photo folder.

Looking at the unattractive president of the super association, the king couldn't help being in awe, and gave up his life to feed the bear. This kind of courage is only available to me, a civil servant who grows flowers!

"You can think about it for a while, the Super Association is looking forward to your joining."

The king shook hands with him friendly.

After he left, the king knocked on the door of Er Gouzi's room, but no one answered. The king pushed it open, and Er Gouzi was holding a Pikachu pillow and looking at him defensively.

"What are you doing?"

"Yun Cen? Are you really Yun Cen?" He rushed forward and pinched the king's face desperately.

"Aches, aches, aches - who else could it be if it's not this king?"

"Do you know that you were possessed a few days ago?"

Ben Wang rubbed his chin, "Is there any?"

Er Gouzi nodded sharply, "That man who turned all living beings upside down is definitely not you."

"Because this king only wants to trample on all beings, the sky can no longer cover my eyes—"

After brushing his teeth with Er Gouzi, the two of them lay on the lawn in the yard and basked in the sun for a while, Er Gouzi suddenly jumped up, "No! I can't continue to live like this!"

"Sex reassignment surgery is a very mature technology now. If you go out and turn left and walk ten miles, my brother will tell you where the best sex reassignment hospital is."

"I'm not talking about that!" Er Gouzi stepped on the king's chest, "What about conquering the stars and the ocean? What are we doing basking in the sun now!"

"Conquering the stars and the sea is an agreement between this king and Uncle Long. It seems that I haven't made such an agreement with you, has I?"

"Don't use the characters in the theater version to talk about things!"

"so what?"

"...Go buy a dog first, the first step in conquering the universe must be a pet."

So at eight o'clock in the morning, the king was dragged by Er Gouzi, who was based on a dog, to Pet Street, commonly known as the Flower, Bird and Fish Market.I picked a small store and went in. The young and delicate boss smiled straight with two small canine teeth, and his eyes were shining, very cute.

Er Gouzi pulled a three-meter-long golden python and didn't let go.

"As promised, only one dog is needed!!!"

"Young man, as long as you cross the dragon gate, a snake can become a dragon."

The mouth of the golden python opened and closed.

It was he who was talking.

This way of deceiving children is no longer popular. Ben Wang grabbed Er Gouzi and dragged him out, "That snake doesn't look like a serious snake at first glance. Let's see if there is a monarch snake for sale."

"Are you stupid playing games? Boss, help me wrap that snake up."

Haha, since Er Gouzi has degenerated into an adult, he is not inferior to those battle-tested big sisters in buying things. The boss was wondering how to wrap a three-meter-long snake, and finally hit a big big snake on the waist of the snake. the bow...

God-like boss, in the downtown area, all the passers-by saw us and avoided them, and some people kept taking pictures. The three-meter-long golden python is a bit eye-catching, but Er Gouzi even wrapped it around his neck Wrapped it around, but still didn't wrap it all up, and finally wrapped the remaining piece around the king's neck.

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My heart is very tired, it is really difficult to be a human being.

After finally returning home, the snake automatically swam into the king's house, "That child can't hear me, isn't he from Earth?"

Now even monsters are so fashionable and know aliens.

"Aliens blew up my cave, and I was caught by the pet store as soon as I came out. The food is delicious, and I thought I could stay there for a few more days."

So why pet stores have such big snakes finally has the answer.

Can golden pythons become fine?Aren't the ones that become refined all rare species like Medusa, the swallowing python?

"And the boss also..." The golden python closed its mouth.

also what?Why are you silent?

The boa constrictor's voice was a little mature, and it smelled like an old man with all kinds of experience. Thinking of the crisp voice of the small owner of the pet shop and the fresh smell of his face, the king couldn't help but cursed the beast in his heart.

"Heh, not everyone can resist the ancestral soul liquid of our snakes. The reason why I have no means to deal with him is that I like it."

This is a good and honest snake, and the king retracts his misunderstanding and irony towards it.

"Can you borrow your incense?"

Brother Bog glanced at the king with his pupils erect, "Our snake monster has two sets of teeth, one is the fangs that produce venom, and the other is the soul fang that produces soul liquid. If you want some, bring a bottle."

After a while, the king held a small bottle of pink soul liquid and smirked as if he had found a treasure.

Since buying a pet snake, Er Gouzi has a new love. He taught the golden python to play games. Although the golden python has no claws, typing with the tip of its tail is no slower than an octopus. The keyboard is full of golden snake tails. Because there is no helmet for non-human beings, the golden python has to play the relatively old e-sports. In a few months, he became the king of flower clothes, and now he sighs every day that the python is as lonely as snow.

"Brother Mang, the weather is so good recently, shouldn't you find a feng shui treasure and work hard to become a fairy as soon as possible. You must know that time waits for no one, and it will not be good for flowers and plants if you waste it like this." The king wiped the table and said, "Still There are two dogs, since you can become a human, then go and repair the roof."

Er Gouzi is addicted to the game now and has no intention of knowing the king. He turned around and pointed his butt towards the door. The pads of his front legs were tapping on the keyboard quickly, and from time to time he would say "give me blood!" and "explode him!" The obscene voice of "greeting to him three times" is really unpopular in the world.

At this time, someone knocked on the door, and the king opened it, and saw the cold face of King Ning in front of his eyes.

"It's been a long time since I haven't seen you. It's very lively here. What's the matter? Do you want to open a zoo? Not long ago, all zoos were shut down and all creatures were released into nature. But at home, I can't control you. If you have a newcomer Forgot about the old man? You don’t want Xiaofu anymore? He misses you very much.”

A half-human, half-bat mummy hanging from the ceiling?

The king trembled, and said with a dry smile: "It's strange, why don't I remember that there is such a thing, do you want to come in for a meeting?"

Ning Wang looked at Ben Wang inquiringly, and said: "No need, I just came to see you and leave now. Donghua University has found a new place to start classes temporarily. You should prepare to go there."

There has been no movement since Donghua University was bombed by aliens, and this meeting is finally about to start.

"Also, you're going to participate in the fellowship with the chimpanzee this weekend, remember to dress up well."

After King Ning left, Er Gouzi's cool voice rang out, "Hey, I'm going to get married, I wish you a happy baby soon."

The relationship between chimpanzees and humans has always been at odds, probably because the hairy ones despise the hairless ones and the hairless ones despise the furry ones. This is almost an unsolvable problem.