Journey to the West: Man in heaven, working nine to five

#1439 - Zhu Bajie: I declare that I have arrived in Paradise



#1439 - Zhu Bajie: I declare that I have arrived in Paradise

From Gold Trap Mountain to the Women's Kingdom was actually quite a long journey. At a normal pace, it would probably take half a year.

However, with Chu Hao's urging, the Journey to the West team traveled much faster.

They continued onward, truly cleansing their thoughts and hearts, returning to enlightenment, eating in the wind and sleeping in the dew, heading west. After traveling for a long time, they admired the beautiful spring scenery, and marveled at the arrival of spring, when all things recovered, it was truly…

As they traveled, they suddenly encountered a small river, with clear water and glistening, cold waves. Tang Sanzang reined in his horse to look, and in the distance, he saw willows casting green shadows, and a few thatched huts faintly visible.

Tang Sanzang asked:

“Are we crossing a river again? Could there be some kind of monster?”

Chu Hao shook his head,

“Don't worry, the monster has already been driven away by me.”

Only then were Tang Sanzang and the others relieved. They had a bit of PTSD about crossing rivers, as they had either capsized or been captured several times.

Bajie saw the thatched hut in the distance, put down his luggage, and shouted loudly:

“Ferryman, row the boat over here!”

After calling several times, he saw a boat being pushed out from the willows with creaking sounds. Before long, it approached the shore.

However, as the boat approached, everyone looked and felt a bit more puzzled, as the person rowing the boat was a middle-aged woman who still retained her charm.

Sun Wukong approached the boat and said, “Are you the ferryman?”

The woman said, “Yes.”

Sun Wukong asked in confusion, “Why isn't the boatman here? Why are you, the boatwoman, rowing the boat?”

Sha Wujing also spoke, which was quite rare, “There are so many of us, plus a horse, won't the boat break?”

Break, meaning to collapse the boat under the weight.

The woman also retorted unyieldingly, laughing softly, “When you get on my boat, you'll need to hold onto the wall to walk. In all these years, I haven't seen it break.”

Hold onto the wall, meaning to feel weak in the legs after being on the boat for too long…

Zhu Bajie grinned, “That's good, then our master and disciples, four people and a white horse, can rest well on the boat. But you can't get any ideas about my boss, my boss is a decent person, we're just getting on the boat, we won't do anything else.”

The charming woman secretly glanced at Chu Hao, and found that even without clearly seeing his face, Chu Hao's figure alone made her face flush and her heart beat faster.

The woman swallowed lightly and said in a charming voice, “Since handsome young man is getting on the boat, why not do something you love on the boat? Although I am a bit older, I am very experienced.”

Zhu Bajie looked at Chu Hao mischievously, “Boss, let's exercise a bit while we're on the boat.”

“Scram.” Chu Hao, who was listening from the side, twitched his lips. Can you guys talk so much just from taking a boat?

Sha Wujing carried the luggage up, Wukong helped his master onto the boat, then turned the boat around, Bajie led the white horse on, and put away the gangplank.

After everyone boarded the boat, the woman pushed the boat away, rowing the oars, but the exciting, tissue-grabbing plot did not happen.

The woman swung her oars, the small boat pushed through the waves, and the beautiful pervert was reflected on the sea, and soon they crossed the river.

After getting off the boat, Zhu Bajie tightened his belt, his legs were weak, and he stumbled as he walked.

The Elder instructed Sha Seng to untie the package and give her some money.

The woman didn't say much, she just stared痴痴 at Chu Hao's back, knowing that he was a peerless man she couldn't reach, she could only sigh, then tie the cable to the post by the water, and sadly enter the village house.

The group walked forward and found a thatched hut. They were tired from the boat trip, so they went over to rest for a while.

Zhu Bajie took the lead,

“Is anyone here?”

“We're tired from being on the boat, we've come to rest for a while. Can you accommodate us?”

Soon, two beautiful women came out of the thatched hut, one older and one younger, one big and one small.

The older one was estimated to be thirty years old, with a rosy complexion and a plump figure, just the age of a ripe peach;

The younger one was about sixteen years old, with a delicate face and a loli face, even more so in the prime of her youth,

Mother and daughter, truly wonderful.

The slightly older, plump and juicy beauty saw Chu Hao, her eyes stared straight, she rushed up and grabbed Chu Hao's hand, exclaiming excitedly:

“Could it be that the heavens pity me and actually sent me such a handsome young man?!”

“Young master, do you want a peach feast first, or a pre-dinner dessert? Or a mother-daughter combo? I can do anything~”

The petite loli was also excitedly looking at Chu Hao, but she wasn't as direct as her mother, but her small eyes were also full of desire to devour Chu Hao.

Chu Hao froze in place, unable to extricate himself for a moment.

Zhu Bajie grinned, “We'll go out first, call me when you're done.”

Tang Sanzang got up, put his palms together, “Amitabha, this poor monk will help you protect the Dharma.”

Chu Hao twitched his lips, “Calm down, aren't you going to find out what's going on here first?”

Tang Sanzang and his disciples looked at each other and nodded repeatedly,

Zhu Bajie said bluntly, “That's right, we can't just let the boss suffer, we can also share the burden a little.”

Tang Sanzang pondered for a moment, then nodded, “Good, this poor monk helps all beings, and I also need all beings to help this poor monk. Can the benefactor tell us what place this is?”

The older beauty chuckled, “Okay, okay, okay.”

“This place of mine is the Western Liang Women's Kingdom. Our entire kingdom is full of women, and there are no men, so we are happy to see you.

The river you crossed is called the Mother-Child River. Outside our King's city, there is also the Welcoming Yang Pavilion Post, and outside the post gate, there is a Pregnancy Revealing Spring. The people here, only those who are twenty years old or older, dare to drink the water from that river.

After drinking the water, they will feel abdominal pain and become pregnant. Three days later, they will go to the Pregnancy Revealing Water by the Welcoming Yang Pavilion. If they see a double shadow, then a child will be born.”

Everyone listened and exclaimed in amazement.

Zhu Bajie was even more straightforward, saying directly, “I unilaterally declare that this is the Western Paradise of Ultimate Bliss!”

Sun Wukong looked disappointed, “What kind of Paradise of Ultimate Bliss is this? What's so good about looking at a bunch of women? Quickly get the travel permit and leave this place.”

Sha Wujing rarely spoke out and retorted, “Senior Brother, you're talking nonsense.”

Tang Sanzang also echoed, “Wukong, you really are talking nonsense.”

Sun Wukong: ? ? ?

The group didn't expect a monkey who had fixed the Seven Fairies in the Peach Garden and then went to pick peaches to understand anything.

Tang Sanzang suddenly asked, “What if you accidentally drink the water from the Mother-Child River?”

The woman replied with an unhappy face:

“On this Zhengnan Street, we have a Detoxification Mountain, and in the mountain, there is a Fetus Breaking Cave, and in the cave, there is a Fetus Removal Spring. You must drink a mouthful of water from that well to relieve the pregnancy.

But now we can't get water. Last year, a Taoist came, calling himself the Wish Fulfilling True Immortal, and changed the Fetus Breaking Cave into the Gathering Immortal Nunnery, protecting the Fetus Removal Spring water and refusing to give it to people kindly.

Anyone who wants water must offer gifts of flowers, wine, and fruit, and sincerely pray to him for a bowl of water. That Taoist is tyrannical, and even the Women's Kingdom cannot drive him away with troops, so everyone can only endure his exploitation.”

Hearing the word exploitation, the Buddha's light on Tang Sanzang instantly turned red,

“Where there is exploitation, there we will be!”


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