ca-book Chapter 412
Chapter 412
One by one, they stared at Yi Zhonghai and Yan Bugui in shock.
Unexpectedly, these two people actually eat shit.
Yi Zhonghai and Yan Bugui’s eyes flustered and they were at a loss: “Silly Zhu, don’t talk nonsense, we have a reason.”
“That’s right, something happened to us last night, so it was an accident, accident, stop shouting.”
Yan Bugui also anxiously explained.
While talking, he also peeked at the people around him.
Now so many people on the street are staring at them.
Immediately, Yan Bugui felt a chill in his heart. It’s over, it’s over, all of a sudden, she’s really famous.
This is how to do ah.
At this moment, Xu Damao shouted in shock: “Second uncle, Master Yi, even if you are hungry and have nothing to eat, you can go to my house.”
“How can you eat shit, you guys?”
“You guys are too… Let me just ask? Is it delicious?”
Silly Zhu was taken aback, with a strange expression on his face: “Xu Damao, what do you mean, you want to eat too?”
Xu Damao: “Don’t, don’t, I’m just asking, asking.”
Yi Zhonghai said with a dark face, “Let’s go, go back quickly.”
“Don’t ask, go back and talk about it.”
“We happen to have three cars, one for each of us, whoever holds that girl.”
Yi Zhonghai, Yan Bugui, and Liu Haizhong were all riding bicycles, so it happened to be with Shazhu and the others.
“Master, what’s the matter?”
Silly asked curiously.
Yi Zhonghai stared: “Sizhu, don’t talk, no one will think you are dumb”
Yan Bugui: ‘That’s right, knowing too much is not good for you, so don’t ask you. ‘
Silly Zhu was speechless: “I’m curious, I don’t ask if I don’t ask.”
“Eating shit, it’s really strange.”
“I really can’t imagine how hungry you are so hungry that you will eat shit.”
Hearing this, Yi Zhonghai’s face darkened, wishing he could strangle Silly Zhu to death.
And Yan Bugui was even more furious, and glared at Shazhu angrily: “Shut up.”
The bangs in front laughed loudly: “You two, what are you doing fighting with the child?”
Yi Zhonghai and Yan Bugui rolled their eyes, thinking that it wasn’t you who ate shit, so of course you don’t get angry.
Liu Haizhong said with a smile: “Anyway, I can’t hide it. The child is curious, so just tell the child.”
Sha Zhu’s eyes lit up: “That’s right, I’m still a child.”
“vomit.”
Xu Damao looked at Sha Zhu with a disgusted face: “Si Zhu, you have to show some face, you are thirty-four years old, and you are still a child, why don’t you die.”
Shazhu: “Fuck off, do you want to hear it?”
‘think. ’ Xu Damao thought for a while and said, “Actually, I am also a child.”
Yi Zhonghai: ‘…’
Yan Bugui: ‘…’
Liu Haizhong laughed: “The thing is like this, last night, in our courtyard, I don’t know why a 3. Mosquito suddenly came.”
“It’s Lao Yi and Yan Bugui who are being targeted by mosquitoes.”
“Then both of them… blah blah blah…”
Liu Haizhong said very detailed, this is a very flavorful story.
However, both Xu Damao and Sha Zhu were dumbfounded.
What an army of mosquitoes.
What mosquitoes hunted down.
This is too surprising.
Silly Zhu said in shock: “My dear, this is too strange. Yesterday, Xu Damao and I also encountered a mosquito.”
Xu Damao nodded: “That’s right, why are there so many mosquitoes? Silly Zhu and I also ran into one.”
Liu Haizhong asked curiously: “Oh, tell me? What’s the situation? Also, where did you two go last night?”
4: Stupid Xu Damao leaked, Yi Zhonghai and Yan Bugui raced
“What? You two bastards were eavesdropping outside while we were being beaten?”
Hear what Shazhu said.
Liu Haizhong’s face darkened suddenly: “You two bastards, you did something wrong, and our whole courtyard is suffering.”
“It’s too much for you guys.”
“Silly, be yourself.”
Liu Haizhong complained speechlessly.
Silly Zhu rubbed his nose in embarrassment.
Xu Damao smiled hehehe, his face full of embarrassment.
Next to them, Yi Zhonghai and Yan Bugui who were riding bicycles were no longer angry.
Originally, the two of them were already very embarrassing, and with this one added, there was nothing to be ashamed of.
However, Liu Haizhong is different, and now Liu Haizhong is also embarrassing.
In an instant, Yi Zhonghai and Yan Portui felt a lot more balanced.
Yan Bugui asked: “Silly Zhu, you go on, what’s next?”
Sha Zhu smiled and said: “In the back, Xu Damao and I were afraid of being beaten, so we ran away.”
“Originally, the two of us planned to run to Xiangjiang directly, but I didn’t expect Xu Damao, a piece of trash, to be unable to run anymore.”
“I’m furious.”
Xu Damao: Silly Zhu, don’t blame me for everything.
“Even if I can run, we can’t run to Xiangjiang.”
“You’re thinking about farting, you.”
Silly face embarrassment: “Anyway, it’s all your fault. If you hadn’t dragged your feet, we would have run away long ago.”
Xu Damao was full of dissatisfaction: “You fart, I am giving you a step to step down. Otherwise, you will be exhausted now.”
Liu Haizhong laughed loudly: “Come on, you two stop arguing.”
“I ran away, but I thought I couldn’t run back.”
“You are also really talented.”
Yi Zhonghai snorted coldly: “Stupid, luckily I didn’t run away, otherwise, if I caught it, I would eat peanuts.”
“Silly Zhu, you still have to thank Xu Damao. Where can you go without a letter of introduction? You can’t go with it.”
“Otherwise, you will suffer when you run out.”
Sha Zhu’s face was embarrassed: “Anyway, it’s Xu Damao who is holding back.”
Xu Damao: ‘…’
Everyone rolled their eyes helplessly, knowing that they were stupid and confused again. ,
This is not wanting to admit defeat in front of Xu Damao.
Yi Zhonghai said speechlessly: “What about the back? You guys behind; what’s going on with you two?
Xu Damao said: “Isn’t it time to come back? Silly Zhu and I are thirsty, hungry, and exhausted.”
“After we both thought about it, we might as well go back to the courtyard to sleep and eat something.”
“It’s late at night, you can’t block us, can you?”
“As a result, on the way back, I ran into a mosquito. This mosquito sucked blood from somewhere, and its belly was round.”
“I can’t even fly anymore, just shoot one to death, blood on one hand.”
Xu Damao said loudly and exaggeratedly that the face of Yan Bugui who was riding a bicycle changed, and he felt a little familiar.
“You said, this mosquito sucked a lot of blood?” Yan Bugui asked curiously.
This matter is a bit familiar.
Silly Zhu laughed loudly: “That’s right, the ones that eat can’t fly anymore, can they suck less?”
“A slap, a slap full of blood, there’s no one left.”
“I reckon, whose pig was sucked.”
“You fucking fart, they’re sucking me.”
Silly Zhu’s voice just fell.
Yan Bugui next to him roared with a dark face, rolling his eyes in anger.
What the hell sucked someone’s pig.
That’s Lao Tzu’s blood.
Sha Zhu was stunned: “Second uncle, you said that the mosquito sucked you?”
Xu Damao was also dumbfounded: ‘I said, why did the mosquito come from this direction? It turned out to be from our courtyard. ‘
Yan Bugui’s face was dark: “Last night, I was waiting for the two of you to come back, and suddenly, a bunch of mosquitoes flew over, and they started sucking wildly at me.”
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