The legend of the Crimson Demon clan started from Suqing

#309 - No worldly desires and time travel again

The sun rose as usual.

When the morning sun filled the room, Zun Zun opened his eyes, his first reaction wasn't to marvel at the good weather, but that he hadn't been harassed.

The barrier he set up last night must have worked, preventing him from being harassed.

His mood instantly improved.

"Oh, you seem to be in a good mood."

"Yes! After all... Huh?"

The voice next to his ear made Zun Zun raise his eyebrows. He prayed to the goddess in his heart not to let it be what he thought, but the one who answered him was the idiot goddess Aqua.

Every man has probably thought about this kind of thing.

Waking up, finding a cute girl sneaking into your blankets.

Feeling a warm, soft touch on your body; smelling a faint, sweet fragrance.

Imagining the girl speaking.

A little shy, but still revealing a smile, saying.

"—Good morning, Zun Zun."

"..."

Falling into endless silence.

"Big sister...?"

"It's big sister."

Cecily replied with a smile, her eyes flashing with mischievous light, taking advantage of Zun Zun's inattention to slip into his shirt.

In this difficult face-to-face situation inside a shirt, even a slight movement is a problem.

Zun Zun didn't have the habit of wearing pajamas. Adventurers always have to face unexpected accidents, so he chose a loose T-shirt instead. The fabric was very elastic, and the neckline was already a bit loose, so it could be done with a little effort.

"Wow!?"

"It's best not to move around, Zun Zun. Getting up carelessly is very dangerous."

This reaction was a bit infuriating.

But Zun Zun couldn't complain or get angry, and was stunned by Cecily.

Because inside the T-shirt that Cecily had slipped into, there was a wide range of smooth touch from his chest to his lower abdomen, which undoubtedly came from his skin touching Cecily's.

This meant—

"Why aren't you wearing clothes?"

"There's a reason for that. It's rude to get into a man's bed wearing clothes. How could I have the face to do such a low-class thing?"

"What's with that meaningless sense of morality!?"

He really hoped she wouldn't do something as immoral as slipping into someone's T-shirt. Could she have done this to everyone?

"I only do this to you, Zun Zun."

"I'm not happy at all! Speaking of which, it wasn't a quick thing for you to get in here, and I even set up a barrier in the room. Why didn't I wake up?"

He had specifically made preparations to prevent a night attack, but it was useless. Something didn't seem right.

"Because of the bond between me and Zun Zun—"

"Speak human language."

"It was Aqua-sama who broke the barrier. Of course, doing this to a Zun Zun who is awake would definitely be discovered immediately, but when he's asleep and defenseless, it's foolproof. Do you know how careless you were?"

"It's premeditated!"

That idiot goddess!

Besides, not being able to sleep peacefully even in his own room was a big problem for security.

"Zun Zun, you're doing it again. You're secretly happy about it! I know, when the succubus attacked, it wasn't to cause trouble, but to enter your dream, right? The dream setting, it seems, was me?"

"Wh-...!?!"

"Come on, be honest."

After Cecily showed a malicious smile, she wrapped her arms around Zun Zun's neck and hugged him, making their bodies press even closer, and slid up, rubbing and squeezing.

Wait, this is really going to cause trouble!

Zun Zun has never denied Cecily's appearance. Although she is not as beautiful as Aqua or Zun Zun, the beautiful priestesses of the Axis Church are not a joke.

"Ha... Ha... Ha..."

Her pure expression gradually became seductive, and her breath became hotter and hotter.

Where did this girl learn this?

Cecily, when not being foolish, was extremely seductive, and few people could withstand it.

"I surrender! Get out of my T-shirt!"

"I refuse!"

Cecily seemed very satisfied with her learning results, revealing a sweet smile while saying nonsense.

"It's not 'please leave', but 'please come in', right?"

"Hey..."

"Hehe hehe... Hehe hehe... D-don't be afraid! Although it's not night, big sister can still teach you to climb Dua Lang... Hehe hehe..."

He thought he could pretend until the end.

Perhaps she was not skilled enough, and couldn't hold back at the critical moment, revealing a sloppy, obscene smile like an uncle, completely destroying the romantic atmosphere at that moment.

"Big sister..."

"Zun Zun, please speak."

Then Zun Zun slammed his right fist into Cecily's forehead, who's eyes were sparkling with unknown thoughts. After a muffled thud, Cecily groaned in pain, tearfully accusing Zun Zun.

"How could you hit a girl... Zun Zun, don't you have a heart?"

"This old monk has no worldly desires."

"Eh? Z-Zun Zun, are you going to become a monk? N-no... You're so cute, and you're my type! Don't do that! Ah, if you really have to become a monk, then..."

Cecily didn't know what she was suddenly going crazy about, and pounced on him again.

"Let me have a baby before you become a monk!"

"Get out of here!"

Zun Zun gave her another hard punch, this time even harder, causing Cecily to groan and cry out in pain again.

"Oppose domestic violence! Zun Zun has become a terrible man..."

"Yes, I'm a terrible man. But you're even worse than me, you asked for it!"

Zun Zun quickly retracted his hand into the T-shirt and pushed Cecily away, freeing up some space. Then his body slipped into the T-shirt, and of course, he inevitably saw something, but since Cecily herself didn't care, Zun Zun didn't pretend to be reserved.

He slipped out of the T-shirt in one breath.

Then the bare-chested Zun Zun said to Cecily, who had stretched his T-shirt high: "Big sister, you should lose some weight."

"Eh? Is it necessary?"

Cecily tugged at the T-shirt, striking a graceful pose on his bed, her perfect curves not awkward at all.

Honestly, it's not necessary.

The morning farce didn't last long, and was soon known by her companions. Even though she was constantly condemned by Megumin and Yunyun, Cecily still looked shameless.

One couldn't help but marvel at her face as thick as a city wall.

After lunch.

Cecily wanted to cling to Zun Zun again, but was blocked outside by his two gatekeepers—Yunyun and Megumin. Helpless, she could only leave with Aqua in aggrieved silence.

The idiot goddess, who had become a millionaire, had been spending lavishly these days.

Although adventurers are a group of professionals who spend all their money as soon as they earn it, and then work again when they run out, he hoped that this idiot goddess could have a better plan for the future.

Wait.

Since Aqua would return to the Celestial Realm after defeating the Demon King, wouldn't that mean she didn't need to plan?

Okay, it's decided.

In the future, he would give her a little less of the bounty, or simply trick her into investing. After the idiot goddess returned to the Celestial Realm, wouldn't all this money, along with the principal, be his?

Zun Zun's abacus was clicking loudly.

Kazuma Sato had also been idle recently. He thought about it and decided to go to the Adventurers Guild to hang out with Dust and those guys, and then generously treat them to food and drinks.

—If not, how would the world know that I have become a millionaire?

Darkness was picked up by someone. She said she had something to go home for.

Kazuma Sato and the others were unaware, but Zun Zun knew that it must be Alderp, that bastard, who had put pressure on the Dustiness family.

He also felt something was wrong.

He had already entrusted Vanir to send Maxwell back to hell a week ago, so why hadn't it succeeded yet? So, with the idea of finding fault, Zun Zun came to Wiz's magic item shop.

"Welcome, Zun Zun!"

"Hello, Wiz-san."

The person who greeted him was Wiz. Her complexion looked good. Perhaps the wave of merchandise had passed, and after the number of orders decreased, she finally had enough time to rest.

Poor lich girl, the chosen worker.

Zun Zun didn't want to exchange too many pleasantries, but went straight to the point and asked, "Where is Vanir-san? I have something to talk to him about..."

"Welcome! The little boy who almost had his virginity stolen this morning, what's the matter today?" Vanir suddenly popped out from under the counter. It seemed like he had been squatting there early, waiting to give Zun Zun a surprise.

But there was no surprise, only a near scare.

"I'm not buying anything, but rather, you haven't completed my previous order yet."

"Ah, that..."

Vanir pinched his chin and drew out his tone.

Wiz asked strangely: "Order? What order?"

She had been a little nervous about the word 'order' recently, and even her breathing became rapid.

"Ah ah, not that order. It's that this kid wants me to kill the lord..."

"What did you say!?"

After hearing this sentence, Wiz became even more excited than before.

"What's going on with harming the lord!?"

As a bridge between humans and the Demon King's army, she signed a contract that did not allow harm to ordinary people. Even if Alderp was an incorrigible scumbag, Wiz would not allow such a thing to happen, even if Vanir left the Demon King's army.

"No no no, misunderstanding, misunderstanding."

"Foolish, poor shop owner, I misspoke just now. It's not to kill Lord Alderp, but to have me take away my best friend—Maxwell, the demon who distorts reality."

"Eh? What's going on?"

Then Zun Zun and the others told her about Alderp using demons to do bad things. Wiz seemed unable to accept it, and went to the side to sulk.

"So? Vanir-san, you wouldn't tell me..."

"Although I agreed, I didn't say when."