ca-book Chapter 317 Jiang Bai is going to stay out all night!
Chapter 317 Jiang Bai is going to stay out all night!
This "god-level green tea" style of care is so destructive it's like an atomic bomb!
Su Ze covered his nose, his eyes almost popping out of their sockets.
While frantically stuffing tissues into his nostrils, he also tried to maintain his "dapper" image, waving his hands and laughing it off.
"No...it's alright! Sister Baizhi, this has nothing to do with the sun, it's because...I ate too much braised pork last night, I overdid it! Yes, it's the meat that's the problem!"
Gu Dapeng also shouted in a rough voice:
"That's right! Old Gu, I'm physically strong, that's called... that's called having abundant qi and blood!"
"Look at my muscles, they're perfectly fine!"
Just as these guys were busy trying to save face in front of the goddess, the hundreds of boys watching finally couldn't hold back anymore, and a deafening burst of laughter erupted from the crowd.
"You idiot! Su Ze, your eyes were practically glued to that woman's stockings! Do you think we're blind?!"
"Dapeng, shut up! You just saw Bai Zhi tilt her head, and the drool from her mouth was practically dripping down her tiger-skin vest and into her socks!"
"Goddess Bai Zhi! Don't believe them! They're completely bewitched by you!"
In an instant, the entire sales area became a sea of joy.
Su Ze's face turned bright red as he roared at the group of people around him who were trying to sabotage him:
"Go away! Didn't you hear Bai Zhi calling me brother?"
"Stop trying to sow discord, you outsiders!"
He turned his head and put on a warm, welcoming smile for Jiang Bai:
"Sister Baizhi, don't listen to these strangers' nonsense. They're just jealous!"
"Come on, it's sunny here. Hurry up and go inside the shed to rest."
Jiang Bai lowered his head, seemingly understanding but not quite, glanced at the laughing crowd, then at his roommates whose faces were flushed, and tried his best to suppress his laughter.
"Hmm... then Bai Zhi will listen to Brother Aze."
Those around them, seeing this, were immediately envious!
They all shot venomous glares at Su Ze and the others, wishing they could take their place!
They also want to be called "brother" by the goddess Bai Zhi!
They also wanted to speak to Goddess Bai Zhi!
.......
As this interlude came to an end, the crowd gathered in front of the stall dispersed.
However, upon closer inspection, it becomes clear that the area within a ten-meter radius of the booth of Class 6 in the Performing Arts Department has now become a "magnetic field distortion zone" in a physical sense.
The originally dispersed crowd transformed into a series of bizarre scenes that even the security guards wanted to call the police.
Passerby A walked briskly with his eyes straight ahead, as if he were in a hurry to participate in a 1,000-meter race, but his neck was twisted at a 90-degree angle toward Class 6's stall, as if it had a universal joint.
"Bang!"
With a muffled thud, Passerby A crashed solidly into an old locust tree by the roadside, his glasses flying into the green belt.
But his first reaction after getting up wasn't to rub his forehead; instead, he quickly tidied his hair.
Then, as if nothing had happened, she took two steps back, trying to catch that fleeting afterimage of the black stockings with their high slits.
Passerby B went even further, jumping back and forth four times on the pedestrian crossing in front of the stall.
The first time I walked over, I pretended to admire the scenery.
He turned back a second time, pretending to look for his keys.
On the third trip, I pretended to be lost.
By the fourth time, even the strangers maintaining order couldn't stand it anymore and spoke up to ask:
"Dude, your step count is going to top the charts on social media! It's making my head spin!"
And so, the area within a ten-meter radius of Class 6's stall was bustling with noise, as lively as a Chinese New Year market.
Ten meters away, the place was as deserted as a study room during winter break.
Meanwhile, on this side...
Under the blue pergola, Jiang Bai sat on a high stool with a cushion added on it.
Su Ze finally managed to wipe the blood from his nose. At this moment, he was holding a bottle of mineral water with a fawning expression. He had just torn off the label and warmed it in his palms for three minutes because he was afraid it would be too cold and hurt the goddess's stomach.
"Thank you, Brother Su Ze."
Jiang Bai lowered her head slightly, her slender fingers fidgeting with the hem of her skirt.
The pair of pure white fox ears folded and relaxed slightly with each breath.
"Um... Brother Aze."
Jiang Bai could hear his three roommates across from him breathing heavily, like bellows.
With a voice that held a hint of expectation mixed with a touch of worry, he asked softly:
"Where's my brother Jiang Bai? He just texted me saying he's very busy."
"But I haven't seen him in so long, I want to talk to him..."
Jiang Bai said this to test the vigilance of these three men.
After all, the large Jiang Bai account had been missing for almost an hour.
As the "older brother," it seems a bit strange that he's not by his sister's side, who's a goddess on the internet, right now.
Therefore, he wanted to take the initiative to see if having Jiang Baizhi in front of him would weaken his roommates' sensitivity!
If his roommates agree to go with him to find him, he has a backup plan to escape!
however.
Jiang Bai underestimated the devastating intellectual damage he could inflict on his roommate.
"Jiang Bai?"
Su Ze, who had just been all righteous and busy shielding Jiang Baizhi from the wind, turned extremely cold-blooded with a look of utter righteousness upon hearing this name.
It even carried a hint of cold indifference, as if asking, "Who is he?"
"Bai Zhi, listen to your brother, don't worry about your own brother anymore."
While pressing a tissue against his nostrils, Su Ze righteously and earnestly tried to deceive people:
"I know Jiang Bai better than anyone!"
"He's extremely career-oriented!"
"Don't let his model worker image fool you, he's actually a workaholic."
"He just told me that he'll be fully dedicated to the arts and culture department's broadcasting work for the three days of the school sports meet. Because the workload is so heavy, he even plans not to go back to his dorm to sleep tonight!"
Jiang Bai: "???"
Holy crap?
Not going back to the dorm to sleep?
When did I ever say that?!
Su Laoliu, are you even going to confiscate my bed just to lie?!
"So, just leave him alone, Sister Baizhi."
While making up stories, Su Ze also winked smugly at Gu Dapeng.
Gu Dapeng immediately understood, patted his chest, his tiger-skin vest almost bursting from his bulging pectoral muscles, and loudly echoed:
"Yes, yes, yes!"
Gu Dapeng's honest face was etched with the sincerity of an honest man:
"My brother-in-law... oh no, that kid Jiang Bai, when he went to the equipment room to move some things just now, he specifically told me that he was going to go into seclusion to study the 'art of broadcasting' these few days."
"Don't worry, Bai Zhi, the three of us will take care of you these next few days!"
"We're like your own brothers! Even closer than Jiang Bai!"
Lin Le adjusted his cracked glasses and nodded solemnly.
"Jiang Bai is indeed not very convenient to appear these days."
"So please treat us like your family for these three days."
Jiang Bai stared blankly at his three "rebellious sons".
Good guy!
I was just looking for an excuse, but you guys just physically wiped out my living space!
He doesn't just not have to worry about his roommates being wary!
Instead, I need to worry about whether my roommates will kill the real Jiang Bai in order to get along with Jiang Baizhi!
[Ding! In front of a goddess, brotherhood is worth less than a piece of toilet paper.]
[The host is advised to go with the flow. After all, even if you publicly say that Jiang Bai has already "ascended to immortality," these three will probably just erect a monument for him on the playground, and then turn around and ask you if you want some milk tea.]
Jiang Bai took a deep breath, calming his urge to kill.
He lowered his head slightly, his fox ears drooping somewhat "aggrieved," and his voice was so soft and sweet it was heartbreaking:
"Really? Is my brother... really that busy?"
"So, Bai Zhi... will we not see him for the next three days?"
Not just these three days, but if you're willing, Sister Baizhi, you could go a whole month without seeing Jiang Bai!
"Yes, I haven't seen him for the past three days!"
Su Ze quickly added fuel to the fire, his tone filled with the ecstatic joy of "the plan has been perfected".
"He said you should treat the three of us like your own brothers!"
"If you have any grievances, tell Brother Aze."
"If there's any heavy work, let Brother Dapeng do it."
"What photos do you want to take? Let Brother Xiao Le take them!"
"As for that guy surnamed Jiang, just pretend he's on a business trip to Mars. Don't disturb him while he's pursuing his dreams!"
"I can't disturb him... My brother wants to pursue his dreams..."
Jiang Bai forcibly suppressed the urge to kick Su Ze to death with a high kick. He lowered his eyes, his long eyelashes trembling slightly, revealing an extremely moved expression, and whispered:
"Then I'll be entrusting Bai Zhi to my three brothers for the next few days."
"puff--!!!"
Three streams of red water, accompanied by the cry of "Three brothers," once again drew three poignant arcs within the pavilion!