The years of being Long Aotian's fiancee

Chapter 1 I'm Unlucky

"Thank you for the invitation, I'll leave it at that. The author must not have a seasoning bag when he eats instant noodles. When he poops, he only has a seasoning bag in his hand. When he combs his hair, he will be bald. When he uploads a new article, the website will be censored and the manuscript will be lost! Duck Prophet, Duck Prophet, loss I have been chasing your essays for a whole year, and you have tipped tens of thousands, but you wrote me such a shitty ending?!! What about the promised harem essays? Accept all the promised ones?!

Good guy, I understand it. You probably think of us as donkeys. They hang a carrot in front of the donkey, and you can eat a bite at the end. It is agreed to eat meat and meat. You let me eat cabbage with clear water for a year. Said, in the ending, you still dare to feed shit? Can you believe that the protagonist's last wife didn't marry? ?He shattered the void and left. Can you believe that a heroine didn't take him with him?Is my pretty sister unworthy?I met the protagonist Yu Weimo, and accompanied him all the way, how many times have I posted express hints?Is Han Zheng heartless? ? !Just say 'I treat you as a friend'?Duck Prophet, get out of here, I won't strangle you to death! ! ! ! "

The keyboard was knocked loudly, and four exclamation points were typed in a row to show the anger in his heart. The light from the computer screen shone slightly on a round and fleshy face. Xia Ying absolutely did not want to look in the mirror at this moment, because he would see A face that was so angry that it was ferocious.

It is now three o'clock in the middle of the night, and the newcomer king author of the sharp red Chinese website that he has been thinking about has finished his debut work "Proving the Way with Killing" half an hour ago. This guy's usual update time is stable at eight o'clock in the evening. Why did you suddenly find a time in the underworld to update?

Good question, because it makes me feel guilty.

"Proving the Way by Killing" is the hottest male protagonist "harem text" on the top red net this year. It has soared to the top of the list with dazzling statistics. According to industry estimates, the author has earned at least nearly 800 million for this book It’s not that the connotation of this article is so profound, and the subject matter and stalks are so unconventional. On the contrary, the author chooses the common themes of popular upgrades, which can be regarded as new writing of old stalks. The rhythm and refreshing control are superb, without sloppiness, which makes people unable to stop at first glance.But the more important point is that the early publicity of this book specifically said, "The author writes at the level of a meat master, and I guarantee that you will call him a good guy!"

Good guy, good guy, this is the master, right? In the full text, there are twenty or thirty peerless beauties who are as beautiful as flowers and jade, and the seven "harem" male protagonists only sent out their first kiss, or was it an accident?

Xia Ying is like a donkey hanging by a carrot. While chasing him, he is eagerly waiting for the so-called master-level meat, and madly giving this novel to his friend Amway. I waited until my heart became disheartened.

He also understands that in the middle of "Proving the Tao with Killing", the website issued a rule not to write meat. , it would be even better if Da Da could write more about the daily life of the family... Then came the male protagonist who left in a broken void, and the peerless beauties who waited in place and were called "friends" .

Xia Ying prides himself on being a gentleman and an otaku, and he is also a good netizen who abides by the law and never acts as a keyboard warrior. At this moment, Xia Ying is stunned and just wants to shout "Key!"

I didn’t slaughter your grandpa tonight in the comment section of your book, labor and capital will never read harem articles from now on! ! !

The sky was slightly bright, and the summer sun got up early, and the light could be seen before five o'clock. Xia Ying was so angry that he strangled to death with the book fans who were protecting the author in the comment area, but he was not alone. The little friends who were backstabbed by the author also joined the battle, and the two sides were so torn that the sun and the moon were so dark that they rushed directly to the hot search.

"Ding"

The words "Low battery" suddenly appeared on the computer screen, Xia Ying cursed and plugged the plug into the power strip on the back of the computer, thinking dizzily angrily:

This broken socket, I was going to sleep well tonight and buy a new one tomorrow morning, duck prophet this crumb!

Suddenly, a silver-blue light flashed in front of Xia Ying's eyes,

He heard a "呲啦", and immediately lost consciousness.

"Chirp chirp, chirp chirp..." The chirping of birds and cicadas gathered together and circulated in the forest with the breeze, and the cries of the four cuckoos brought a hint of heat to the deep and cold forest.

Three "people" were lying in a row on a messy open space,

Xia Ying had a splitting headache and struggled to move her eyes, trying to lift her heavy eyelids to gain a glimmer of light.

"Hmm..." The young man raised his slightly movable hand, covered his eye sockets, and barely opened his eyes. The blue and light from the sky made him dare not look directly.

After regaining some of her own consciousness, Xia Ying was paralyzed on the ground and could not move for a long time. She stared at the unknown person beside her and the dark forest around her in disbelief:

I, Xia Ying, a computer department nerd, a local tyrant

The all-night fight with the Duck Prophet book fans ended before I opened my eyes

Maybe, it seems, maybe, it seems to have crossed

If it's not time travel, then I'll take off the tricky sb Tianling cover when I go back

I swear.

"Hey, dear host, your loyal beauty system No. 999 has been launched, and I will try my best to make you the number one beauty in the entire Lingji Continent~"

When Xia Ying heard such a sentence suddenly popped out from the depths of his mind, he knew,

Worse, Duck Prophet, you wait for me, and I will beat you to death when your grandfather and I travel back.