Chapter 12 Another day of confusion
Chapter 12 Another day of confusion
The king was seriously ill the very night when he returned to King Su's mansion. In fact, the king could eat a leg of lamb for a meal, and he was fine.However, ministers with mixed reputations throughout the ages have mostly escaped the government by claiming illness, and this king is determined to follow suit, and specially ordered no one to come, even if they took the Jade Seal of Chuanguo.
Lai Fu thought for a while and said, "I've never heard of any imperial seals in this dynasty."
Oh shit.
I will fire you later!
But no one came to see me until noon the next day.Laifu couldn't see the king's eyes a little weird, no, it's not according to the common sense to play the card, it was agreed to pay three visits to the thatched cottage, and the queen mother and the eldest aunt came to see her?
It seems that the level of the king is not enough, and the king feels that he needs to continue to work hard to strive for an early success in the rebellion.
The king picked up a stone that looked like a human from the edge of the lotus pond.
Carved an eye on the stone man's face with a knife, and engraved a horizontal character on the back by the way - don't ask the stone man to have one eye, and provoke the Yellow River to rebel. Since the Yellow River is too far away from the capital, the king decided to go first. Throw the stone man into the pool to refresh his color.
The next day, eighteen imperial decrees came from the palace to allow the king to enter the palace to have an audience. The emperor, who was afraid of the king like a mouse, was so stubborn. Could it be that he was being penetrated by someone, and wanted to stage a big drama of a little eunuch capturing Oboi?
The king hesitated again and again, and still put a heart shield on his chest. After thinking about it, he felt that it was unreliable. He dug out a gold silk armor from the warehouse. I heard that the first generation Su Wang left a 3S-level mecha. I don't know if it still exists.
However, if you dress like that, the imperial army may be bombarded with thunder.
Along the way, the change in my mind from the Xuanwu Gate to Wei Xiaobao's wise capture of Obai, from the Five Rats in Tokyo to the decisive battle at the top of the Forbidden City...
"King Su?" The emperor sat on the throne and called several times tirelessly.
"What's the matter with the emperor?"
The emperor shivered subconsciously, and stammered: "The national teacher invites King Su."
I have lived in the land of the capital for 20 years, and I have never heard of a national teacher.
On the way to the National Teacher, the head of the Ministry of Internal Affairs personally led the way for the king, and also introduced the situation of the National Teacher by the way.
The national teacher is now twenty-eight years old, and he is the introduction of the first sect of the dynasty, the Gugui Sect. The national teacher has been recruited from all over the world as soon as he came out of the mountain, but the national teacher finally chose his own country. The clouds are as deterrent as dragons and phoenixes.
I dare say that no one believes in ghosts and gods, but everyone generally believes in ancestors.
This king believes in God, Buddhism and ancestors.
This king didn't believe it at first, but he had to believe it after experiencing such a miraculous time travel.
The national teacher lives on the Jietian Pagoda, and prays to heaven for a good harvest in the coming year during festivals.
The king felt that the national teacher must be very sad, because he should have come out to help the country, but the emperor and ministers regarded him as a mascot.
He is not as good as this king.
Return to the national teacher.
Mr. Guo's is very good-looking, and even taller than this king.
In general, it is equal to Guan Yu, Lu Bu, Zhao Yun, Li Xuanba, Sun Wukong, Erlang God, Kakarot... the combined heroism is extraordinary.
This is the only man that this king has ever seen who is taller than this king.
Compared with him, Han Su, the commander of the forbidden army, is like Pangu and a chicken.
The king is not exaggerating.
The moment the national teacher stood in front of the king, the strong hormones seemed to make the king dizzy, and he almost couldn't stand still.
"I heard that you can see the emperor's order?"
Ben Wang righteously denied it, and the bastard who spread rumors dragged it out and chopped it up in minutes.
"It doesn't matter whether you see it or not, the important thing is that everyone in the world thinks the prince has seen it." After speaking in a stern tone, "Then you can only see it!"
Frankly speaking, I feel very uncomfortable that the king is threatened by the national teacher in such a way. Everyone knows that the emperor became a mascot after the February Revolution. It only plays a role in ceremonies. Why can't it be compared to a mascot national teacher?And this mascot dares to order this king.
The guts are fat.
The king decided to teach the national teacher a lesson.
Then the national teacher threw the king onto a five-meter-wide bed with a single finger.
This king is under pressure!
At any rate, this king is also a guy who is about 1.8 meters tall!The weight is definitely one hundred and fifty, and the abs are not eight packs but also six packs. Why is it like throwing a delicate little beauty!
Is the national teacher born with supernatural power? !
The foolish king and treacherous ministers actually use a man who can run a horse on his shoulders as a mascot?
Shouting at the border that the newcomers are not destroyed, why the old general who returned home will cry!
The national teacher stripped off the king's clothes and took pictures of him!
The national teacher and Ben Wang acted in a love action movie together!
The national teacher threatened me, the king, with this film!
Omit the 80-word plot of falling in love and killing each other—all of the above are my imagination.
The national teacher just hugged his shoulders and looked at the king, but as long as the king came together, he would push the king with one finger.
The king's self-esteem has been traumatized like never before.
A glass is newly shattered.
Until the evening, the king simply lay down on the bed without doing anything, doing whatever he wanted, the king stopped serving.
The national teacher finally explained the purpose.
He wanted to accept me as a disciple.
The king suddenly realized that the profession of national teacher is not a mascot, but a lot of privileges. For example, he is a man who can enter and leave the palace at will except the emperor and eunuchs.
However, this king has no interest in the harem at all.
This benefit cannot impress me.
The national teacher continued to lobby.
The national teacher said that he wanted to accept the king as his disciple because he liked the king's ability to fool people.
Fooling is a very profound knowledge. The masters of all middle schools can fool normal people into lameness, a country will be destroyed by fooling, and aliens will no longer invade the earth.
The king asked himself if he didn't have the ability.
But the national teacher seemed to see something that ordinary people couldn't see.
The words of the national teacher showed one meaning inside and out, he wanted to take the king to heaven.
The king especially wants to tell him that the king has already gone to heaven this day, there is nothing in the sky, and if he wants to go, bring a few more clothes.
And lightning rods.
[Insert a message: In view of the serious demands of readers around the world, the national teacher is now promoted as the male protagonist, and I hope the national teacher will encourage himself. 】
This is it.
Don't worry, this king is talking for fun. Although the national teacher is good in all aspects and is taller than this king, he may be a black-bellied ghost.
This king doesn't like riding a wooden horse, electric chair, candle, whip, dog leash... so this king seriously refused.
But the authors disagree.
She is a capital S.
She and the national teacher are in the same group.
The national teacher is her younger brother.
She must be facing the national teacher, the national teacher is her own son, and she didn't give this king a meeting gift, and she didn't allow the king to change her name to her mother-in-law.
This king cannot stay in the palace overnight.
Liszt, the head of the Ministry of Internal Affairs, came to urge him.
"Eunuch Li, tell Your Majesty that I will go to King Su's Mansion to rest today."
[Extraordinary and extra!The headline on the front page: Ask who is in charge of the ups and downs in the vast land? King Su takes the lead: King Su subdues the national teacher in one afternoon!The biggest traitor in this dynasty, who can turn the tide! 】
The national teacher is riding a bloody BMW, and the king is sitting in a sedan chair.
The king is behind, and the national teacher is in front.
There are also guards from the imperial guards, and the gongs are played to clear the way.
Some people almost thought that the king was married.
In view of the fact that the king spent an afternoon with the national teacher, he has a reasonable guess about the reason why the national teacher came to Su Wang's mansion-the palace is boring.
This king is also tired of living in the capital.
This king wants to go to Europe, because the men there are in line with my aesthetics.
Ben Wang likes Germans and Nordics.
It would be even better if you could meet the Vikings.
But without the emperor's order, the king cannot go out of Beijing at will. The king has written many times but was rejected.
Just as the king was thinking about how to leave the capital to start a new splendid life in Europe, the national teacher jumped off the horse and kicked off the sedan chair.
You skip a grade, what are you doing kicking the sedan chair?Do you still need to find a matchmaker to carry the groom?
Is there such a strong matchmaker in Beijing?
My king guesses that there is no such thing, but the national teacher can do it himself.
The king doesn't mind at all.
But the national teacher minds.
The national teacher stood outside Su Wang's mansion, and his eyes probably meant this - is this tama a house?
No, Guo Shi, look to the side, the building you are looking at is the Yaoyue Building in Bada Hutong, and it is also the house where the prince died.
Because it is claimed that the old prince died of illness, the Yaoyue Building is still open for business.
By the way, Yaoyue Tower is the property of King Su's Mansion.
It's not my king's own, but it's about the same.
Well, it belongs to the king.
When the old prince died, the big shopkeeper of the Yueyue Building took refuge with me.
The king walked into Su Wang's mansion first, ignoring the uninvited national teacher.
The national teacher said behind his back: "If the prince doesn't know how to treat guests, I can only feel wronged and stay in the prince's room."
The king looked around, but no one heard what the national teacher said.
It turns out that the national teacher is also good at advanced martial arts of sound transmission in the secret room, no wonder he can turn the king around with just one finger.
This king also needs to learn kung fu.
After ordering Laifu to serve the national teacher, the king sent someone to find Master Wu.
The master touched the king's spine regretfully, shook his head and said, "No, no, rotten wood can't be carved, if forced to practice martial arts, it will definitely be rotten wood to fill the pillars."
Ha ha.
This king swears that the capital will never have another chance for you to make a living!
The king who failed to learn martial arts was a little sad.
In the evening, I only ate three bowls of rice and half a leg of lamb.
Anyway, it's almost 1.9 meters long, and I won't get shorter no matter how much I eat.
Before this king has always been very inferior.
But it won't happen today, because the king has found the feeling of being a little bird and being vulnerable in front of the national teacher.
The king suddenly felt that the national teacher was also pretty good.
It is the most beautiful object of this king.
Yes, the best looking.
It happened that he lived in King Su's mansion, so the king asked Laishun to find out where Fufu had arranged for him.
"Tianxi Pavilion? It's half an hour away from the king's courtyard...it's inconvenient to seduce him."
Laishun is a very down-to-earth child, "Why don't you let the national teacher and the prince fall asleep?"
Sleeping with your feet up is the ninety-six postures.
Don't ask me how I know, my language is taught by Mr. Hatano.
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