Chapter 22 Prison Break Posture
Chapter 22 Prison Break Posture
When the national teacher called Wang Ba Niang, I felt that Miss Wang wanted to fight with the national teacher. If the national teacher hadn't shown the method of killing people with a flying hairpin hidden weapon, maybe Miss Wang The iron railing has been broken and come out, don’t ask me why I always think that Ms. Wang will tear the railing and come out. This reason is probably because Ms. Wang smashed her head with a ball / and when I was watching Tom and Jerry when I was a child / I saw Jerry A general history of the world was torn alive/the childhood shadow left behind/due to the common effect.
You see, this king has interrupted the sentence for you, is this king cute or not?
Ms. Wang was very angry at her dantian, and felt that it would be better for a gentleman to take revenge for ten years, so she said to the teacher in a charming manner: "The little girl is the eighth sister of the Wang family, and her maiden name is Lianzhi."
I don't know if you have an older brother named Wang Lianhua.
Wang Lianhua is the male god of this king. I have always had many male gods, and I can't count them all, like crucian carp crossing a river.
The national teacher looked over meaningfully, and the king's chrysanthemum chilled, as if he had done something shameful and was caught. Could it be that the erotic picture that the king secretly drew with the national teacher as the protagonist was discovered by him?
No, this king hides in the dark compartment, the kind that will be burned by the fire oil once the mechanism is triggered.
Thinking about it this way, the king felt much more at ease, it was purely because he had done too many bad things and was afraid of ghosts knocking on the door.
The national teacher said: "Wang Ba Niang, do you know that if you hurt the prince, you will punish the nine clans, but the prince is benevolent and righteous, and you can't kill the nine clans just because of you, Ba Niang, so I want to suggest that the prince only kill Wang Ba Niang alone." .”
This is not very good, the king was just smashed with a big blood bag, and there is no irreparable damage in principle. Isn't it too cruel to kill people like this?
The national teacher saw the doubts of the king and said: "This is the law of the ancestors."
It is not the law of the king.
This king can see that the national teacher really wants to kill Wang Ba Niang... not good!The national teacher's oral habit is too contagious, and this king has been called out one by one.
Only then did Wang Ba Niang realize that the national teacher was really going to attack her. She straightened her back after being frightened for a while, and said coldly to Qianfu: "It doesn't matter if you killed me alone. There are still hundreds of people in my Wang family." Ten men will stand up and hide and avenge me!"
Everyone in the Wang family: No, no, no! !We don't mean that!
Ms. Wang brought a recitation of Jiang Hongshi's poems and said: "It's not a pity for me to die alone! But the 80 members of my Wang family are so innocent. If they die because of me, even if I die, I will not rest in peace!"
Everyone in the Wang family: We really have no intention of avenging you!
Ms. Wang hugged her parents, brothers, sisters, uncles, aunts and others one by one, "Don't cry, we are still a family in the end." "Third uncle, we brothers will be a good man again in 20 years!" "Little brother, left and right You haven't lived for a few years, and you haven't even grown a hair, so you just flick, pull, and pinch your little brother. It's my sister's fault that your little brother is still tied with a bow. In the next life, my sister will let you be my brother, be good." Finished touching Touch the head of the child whose expression looks like Kayako's son.By the way, is that really a living child? !His face is blue-black blue-black!
Wang Lianzhi turned around and smiled miserably at the king, if she could bleed from all seven orifices now, the king would believe that the two of them are brothers and sisters.
Miss Wang wiped her tears with her handkerchief, "My lord, I will come to you in the next life..."
No! Go to whoever you like!This king has nothing to do with you fifty cents ah hey!
It's a pity that Ms. Wang has already embraced the will to die, and she hit the post!
Popular science, the high-risk stunt of hitting a pillar is a necessary means in ancient times to call a loyal servant of a martyr to death. Its historical role is equivalent to crying, making trouble and hanging three times. , leaving money for the family, protecting important people, and purely hopeless things such as too much gambling debt, etc., the purpose of admonishing the emperor...the last one is too stupid to ignore.
Ben Wang hurriedly said: "Stop her!"
It's a pity that Miss Wang always comes and goes like the wind, and he hits the wall with a swipe of the floor.
Originally, due to the interaction of forces, Ms. Wang should float to the ground like a butterfly with broken wings, and this king should also leave a drop of crocodile tears in honor of a young life who passed away...
However, there was only a loud bang. It is said that the manufacturing process is three times stronger than reinforced concrete concrete. Because of the fetish of boy urine, the wall of the sky prison was shattered by Miss Wang.
The glare of the sun shone in, and Ms. Wang stood by the shattered wall. She was like a butterfly that had been reborn. The moment she broke out of the cocoon, she got a new life. This king really wants to write a poem Let's sigh the unrepeatable beautiful scene at this moment.
The glare of the noon sun made her unable to open her eyes. She turned her head slowly, and she still had the illusion of "what's the matter with paralysis" in her eyes.
Ben Wang thinks it is naive of Ms. Wang to be refreshing.
Seeing her, the king's eyes instantly changed from "What's the matter with the paralysis??!" to "Oh my god, don't miss the chance and don't come here first! Go ahead! King Su! My old lady will come to you again someday!! "
This king can perceive so many things from her eyes in an instant, this king is really not an ordinary person.
"I'll be back!"
Ms. Wang let out a loud laugh like a barbell, took out the sprint speed of [-] meters and [-] seconds, and disappeared in a flash.
Everyone in the Wang family: What about life and death?
Only then did the old man howl like a slaughtered pig: "A prisoner has escaped from prison!!!!"
Ben Wang felt that there would never be another woman in this life who left such a deep and indelible mark on my heart like Miss Wang.
Ms. Wang is a woman who comes and goes like the wind. The guards checked the construction of the prison with strange expressions, and there was no water at all.
Xiaobao said: "This bastard mother must have some ulterior secret."
No, I think it's quite normal.
But on the surface, this king must put on a show, "It's reasonable, this king ordered you to investigate this matter thoroughly."
Xiaobao: "Before the results come out, everyone in the Wang family must be held here."
The king has no objection, the king is not familiar with them.
In short, the scene of [Miss Wang threw a hydrangea ball and knocked King Su unconscious, and Miss Wang escaped from birth by hitting a wall] can finally come to an end. Miss Wang's role is so good that I almost become a supporting role.Maybe in a few years' time, there will be a heroine who picks flowers in Jianghu.
On the way back, the king always wanted to hold the little hand of the national teacher.
Although the national teacher is now a woman, the king likes a man, but it doesn't matter, what the king likes is the national teacher, and his gender, age, appearance and identity have nothing to do with him.
The ability to paralyze the king and tell lies with his eyes open is indeed good.
After being nurtured by Ms. Wang, this king's resistance skyrocketed to 33 miles, and he almost got into the [-]rd heaven from the hole pierced by Sun Dasheng back then.
It's a pity that the national teacher didn't understand the style at all and left the king and wanted to leave.
Ben Wang decided to eat a crab roe siu mai first to comfort his wounded soul.
Ben Wang returned to the palace with a sad face. Ben Wang's son was running around in the flowers with Erha.
Whenever the king sees his son, he is always running around with Erha.
This made me feel a little scary for no reason.
"Father!"
The son threw himself into the generous arms of the king.
In order to carry the weight of this weak life, this king should also face the next bloody and joyful escape with strength!
"what happened?"
The son suddenly moved closer to the king's ear and said, "I saw a man in Mrs. Leng's room, on her bed."
After finishing speaking, his son jumped out of Ben Wang's arms, and played endless chasing me and running party games with Erha with a silly face, and Ben Wang's mind was completely filled with national teachers, men, and beds!It is almost possible to perform "That Well, That Dog, That Woman"
Ben Wang walked towards the set of "That Bed, That Dog, That Woman" with a pure lotus fire in his chest.
Along the way, the king clearly heard the chatter of the dead guards hidden in the sewer on the roof of the house with flowers, plants and trees:
【Mrs. Leng wants to finish】
【He steals】
【Courageous】
【why】
【Lonely】
【rational】
【What reason can a woman steal?】
[Could it be that the prince... no?Sorry I didn't say anything! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! 】
Ben Wang: Hehe
Tonight, the king ordered the kitchen to cook chicken scrambled eggs for you.
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