ca-book Chapter 29 Double 1
Chapter 29 Double 1
At this moment, neither because of you nor you are my destiny can calm down the king's anger, the king may explode!Huang Daxian wants to break the seal on his belly, at least he can release the strength of Siwei!
This king's heartache is unbearable, causing Xiao Qiang to suffer...
The king shouted loudly: "Laifu!"
Laifu climbed up from the holy monk, "Yes!"
"Relax and stand at attention!"
The king sent people to bring Laifu into the dungeon. The dungeon, as the name suggests, is a place for violent torture. It follows the policy of being frank and lenient and resisting strictness.
Laifu's face was ashen, he must have a guilty conscience, the king ordered the national teacher to be watched, and approached Laifu with a hot red soldering iron. Laifu was shaking like a kang sieve. He pressed hard three inches below his navel.
An admiring call shattered the king's fantasy, and the person in charge of the dungeon said: "My lord, I am proficient in 100 kinds of instruments of torture. I once scored full marks in the written test of the punishment test. I am the only one in this dynasty who can cut [-] pieces alive in [-] years." Six hundred knives and the prisoner won't die... The younger one also has a younger brother who is best at skinning people alive. When the skin is peeled off, the person is still alive. When the manacles are uncuffed, the person will be scattered all over the ground. Brother will perform for the prince..."
The king was so frightened that he wanted to jump into the generous embrace of the national teacher.
Before the king could show his power, Laifu himself made all the moves. It turned out that he was an undercover agent sent by King Ning.
Wait, why is there something about King Ning everywhere?
Laifu was so frightened that his nose and tears flew together, "My lord! It was King Ning who did it all!"
The little brother of [-] knives reminded the king: "Be a Huang San sent here, will the prince want to have a trial?"
This king took a deep look at him, if it wasn't for today's accident, this king would definitely not know that there is such a talent in King Su's mansion.
With a wave of the king's hand, Huang San was escorted up and tied to the same torture frame as Lai Fu. The two brothers and sisters looked at each other in dismay, and the hair on their legs fell all over the floor.
Huang Sanyi didn't sleep well all night, her face was as swollen as avocado with avocado...
Seeing his miserable appearance, the king suddenly didn't want to punish him.
This king is such a soft-hearted man.
Huang San came over crying and chirping, the word crying chirping is a bit disgusting to use here.
"You stand up and talk."
Huang San began to narrate the recent situation of his misbehavior according to the order
For example, seduced the mistress of the general's housekeeper
Smashed the bar of the casino restaurant
Strong buy and strong sell...
and many more
No wonder the geometries in the Wangfu’s account have skyrocketed recently... “The little one thinks these things are too trivial, anyone’s evil slaves can do it, and it doesn’t reflect the standard of our Suwangfu, so the little one decided to do it. Death to the Marquis of Lie!" Huang San showed a ferocious expression.
wait! ! ! ! !The span is too big, this king can't accept it for a while, let this king take it easy!How do you think that you have leaped from primitive society to the space age all of a sudden!Didn't you see that when Ben Wang just wanted a toilet, he would be blocked by the universe?
Huang San began to tell the story of his plan to assassinate Lie Guohou, a knife, a man, a horse, and a legend.
Could you please use normal dialogue to describe it?
"That day, my subordinates rushed into the inn where Marquis Lie was staying with a knife. He entered seven times and exited seven times as if there was no one there. It was too late to say it was too late. Marquis Lie violently rose from his sickbed, and his subordinates fought him three times. After a thousand rounds, he finally fought hard and died, but his subordinates thought that the prince was still waiting for the news of his victory, so he said to Yan Wang: "I, Huang Sansheng, belong to Su Wang's mansion, and death is the ghost of Su Wang's mansion. You are Lord Yan, and you are no bigger than Lord Su!' This subordinate came back to life. But he was in severe pain and was captured alive by Marquis Lie, but the little one would rather die than submit, and did not utter a word!"
Then you called my king's name at the gate yesterday, is this king's hallucination?
"At that time, it was a critical moment of life and death, and the little one took care of it, no, the crisis was turned into safety."
Ben Wang listened quietly, it was not easy for him to think of an excuse all night, so at least let him finish.
"Finished?"
"It's over."
"Then drag it out and cut it."
Σ(°△°|||)! !Huang San screamed as if the whole family had died.
Then he was dragged out by the hidden guards and hacked.
Of course, under normal circumstances, no one will die in this article.
Not long after, the secret guard came to report, "Huang San said that he took advantage of King Ning to frame the prince."
If the king remembers correctly, King Ning even cried to the emperor that he was the Marquis of Lie Guo, who was poisoned by this king. Didn't he think it was a thief calling for a thief?
It's King Ning again, King Ning tried to harm me again and again, and he must be killed!Even if it doesn't kill him, King Ning must meet this king like a mouse meets a cat.
The king stood up and strode like a meteor, and said loudly: "Go, go to Prince Ning's mansion to settle accounts!"
Three thousand dark guards burst into a tiger body, "Yes!!!!"
Prince Ning's Mansion is located on Suzaku Street, not far from the corner is the original site of King Su's Mansion. Since my cheap grandfather moved the mansion to the next door to Bada Hutong, this king has left the aristocratic social circle. Most of the princes and nobles in this dynasty are Living on Suzaku Street, Suzaku Street is unusually prosperous and clean, not even a pile of shit.
Suddenly, the king's car let out a long and shrill hiss, and the commander of the hidden guards of Su Wang's mansion shouted: "There are assassins, escort them!!"
Three thousand long knives were pulled out in an instant.
But nothing happened.
The king's car was rubbing its hooves quickly.
The leader of the dark guards looked at the hooves of 'Yanzhima', and said to the king with great pain: "My lord, Yanzhi stepped on a pile of dog shit."
As the saying goes, people are unlucky and even horses can step on dog shit. My math is not good enough to calculate the chances of stepping on dog shit when surrounded by 3000 people and horses, but this erliang looks a lot like King Ning That kind of shit shows that this king's trip to King Ning's mansion to ask for an explanation will be an unknown journey.
Maybe this king will cross over on the way.
As long as the landing point is not Meteor Street, everything is fine.
Prince Ning's mansion is extremely extravagant, so how dare you impeach me every now and then for extravagance?Where is the face?Stepped on with the shit just now?
Jin Jin (the big housekeeper) stepped forward and said, "Young one, go and call the door."
The king nodded, Huang Jin raised his stomach, and made a treacherous palm move with a figure-of-eight step. In an instant, there was a thunderstorm, and he was seen with his wrists put on his waist, backwards, and then forwards. The room was wiped out, and the Zhuque Street where Prince Ning's Mansion was located was razed to the ground, not a single blade of grass could grow for thousands of years...
An old man in his eighties opened the door tremblingly, his mouth without a single tooth opened and closed, "Who is it, this Prince Ning's Mansion closed the door to thank guests."
Shet?
How dare you scold me!How bold!At this time, a dog rushed out from behind the old man, with wicked eyebrows, and a secret guard said the king's new voice, "That dog shit just now was pulled by this dog." Brother Wei added, "One flavor."
What flavor?
Fuck, brother, you are a talent!Are you a poop expert?
Seeing the king looking at him, the little brother showed a shy smile and looked very simple, "I am not afraid of the prince's jokes. When I was young, my family was poor. Because dog poop can soften the leather, some leather workshops hired people to pick up dog poop. , this job is dirty and tiring and doesn’t cost much money, unless you are poor and have no choice but to do it.”
The king burst into tears when he heard this.
Sure enough, I will double your salary when you go back, it’s so inspiring!
The old man's eyes were a bit dazed, and when he suddenly saw so many people, he thought he had a double image in front of him. He rubbed his eyes several times, and his eyeballs widened instantly, and he slammed the door shut with his backhand.He ran faster than a rabbit, and shouted while running, "King Su is calling at the door! Shout out!!!"
Ben Wang looked at Jin Jin strangely, could it be that this old man was also a bandit before, and he spoke slang words quite slipperily.
Bandits are really great now, there are still third-rank officials in front of the prime minister's gate, and at least second-rank officials in front of the prince's gate.
Before the old man’s echo disappeared, Prince Ning’s Mansion began to be in a state of chaos, and the situation inside could not be seen through the wall, just like listening to the radio. Looking at the king covetously, he said: "King Su is so bold that he dared to make trouble in Prince Ning's mansion in the blue sky and in broad daylight, and he smashed the mansion of Prince Ning without leaving it... Hehe, I really admire you, please come back with me. Return to the palace and His Majesty."
what's the situation?
Jin Jin said: "Nonsense! The prince didn't even take a step to the threshold of King Ning, and he smashed the chicken and dog without leaving... The general's kung fu of opening his eyes and telling nonsense really made me understand."
Huang Jin is a domestic slave of King Su's mansion. Although he didn't sign the contract of selling himself, he ate Huang Yuduanjin powder developed by the king himself... Can you please don't add settings to the king at will? ] You have to take the antidote every half a month. Since then, Jin Jin has been holding on to the idea that if something happens to the king, he will not live for half a month, so he will be unscrupulous. Ma, you dare to choke on this, you are worthy of being a subordinate entrusted by the king with a heavy responsibility.
The king nodded approvingly.
The general smiled and said: "The prince is not strict in governing the family. He connives at the slaves and commits murder...Take a step back and say, if the prince did not enter Su Wang's mansion, wouldn't the prince's men also enter? Could it be that Ning Wang's mansion was captured Was it hit by a meteorite?"
"My lord, he said that if we didn't smash Prince Ning's mansion, it would be as ridiculous as if Prince Ning's mansion was smashed by a meteorite."
This king understands that you don't need to go along with it.
A small soldier ran over and said in a voice that we could hear clearly: "The battle damage of King Ning's Mansion has been counted, please give instructions!"
Paralyzed and battle damaged!Where is the battle? Are you in love with snow?
The general had a well-thought-out plan, and his posture seemed to be that the king had finally been caught by him, "Tell the prince."
"Yes!" The little soldier stood at attention, and he didn't feel stage fright at all in the face of a stalemate battle. The deterrent force of the three thousand hidden guards behind the king couldn't hurt him... Such a talent is really inferior to the general, " My lord, this person is named Fan Xiaomei, she is the general's confidant, and she often guards the door when having secret talks with the emperor..."
The amount of information in this sentence is a bit large.
By the way, why do you guys reply as soon as I want to know?Is that King Su's profiling team still open?
"The younger one is a good student of 1111. I heard the prince said that this number is bachelor, and what does Double Eleven mean."
"It's just two elevens, the day to chop hands."
The little brother didn't understand, so he backed off with an oh.
Xiaobing Qingming quickly reported the 'battle damage', "Prince Ning's mansion - ten wives and concubines, three seriously injured and five slightly injured, two miscarriages, all children have scars, 60 domestic slaves have varying degrees of knife wounds, chickens and dogs all Death, the flowers, plants and trees are all withered, and the dead body has grown long hairs, it's weird..." The little brother was puzzled: "Jade and porcelain..."
It doesn't matter what those porcelains are waiting for!The corpse has changed! ! !Dead body changed, you know? ! ! !This is beyond what humans can do!Hurry up martial law! !Resident Evil is about to break out!
2016. 11, 11