ca-book Chapter 77 IQ
Chapter 77 IQ
As the pair with the highest points, Sui Shu and Lou Xuan were the first to set out to find their child, and got one of the clues provided by the program group.
Opening the envelope handed over by the staff, the characteristics of the corresponding drop-off locations of the four stations are impressively written on it.Perhaps for many people, this clue is like a chicken rib, which is of no help at all.But for Sui Shu and Lou Xuan, all the clues are useful.
He handed the paper to Lou Xuan, and after he read it, the two looked at each other and smiled, as if they understood each other's thoughts without even saying a word.
When the program team sent Sui Shu and Lou Xuan to the subway station, the subway station was boiling.
The bustling crowd desperately squeezed towards Sui Shu, holding their mobile phones high and screaming sound effects.Because of the bad light, some people who took pictures turned on the flash.
Seeing that Sui Shu's eyes were flashed by the flash, Lou Xuan immediately stepped forward and covered Sui Shu's eyes, carefully blocking in front of him.
Although the program team had already thought that Sui Shu's fame would cause a sensation in the subway station, so the staff they sent out were more than other families, but they didn't expect that they just heard Sui Shu's name, and the subway station The people in the station are like boiling water.Finally, with the assistance of Lou Xuan's bodyguards, the situation was brought under control.
Along the way, Sui Shu followed Lou Xuan, trying his best to appease the restless crowd around him, but fortunately, the crowd calmed down a bit, or there might be some accident that delayed the shooting.
After entering the subway, the staff and Lou Xuan's bodyguards surrounded Sui Shu and Lou Xuan, forming a vacuum in the not-too-crowded subway.The director couldn't help but rejoice that the subway line he chose was not crowded during this time period, otherwise the scene was really hard to control.
Sui Shu and Lou Xuan sat side by side on the subway, the atmosphere between the two of them seemed to be incompatible with the intervention of a third person.However, for the sake of the show's effect, the host still had a cold look in his eyes and started talking with Shu.
"Which station do you think your baby will choose to get off at?" The voice of the host who did not show up came from outside the camera.
Sui Shu and Lou Xuan looked at each other and smiled before slowly replying, "I guess they must get off at the fourth stop."
The host was a little surprised by Sui Shu's confident answer. If this question was asked to other parents, needless to say, he hesitated, and the tone would definitely not be so sure.But Sui Shu's tone made people inexplicably believe that his children would definitely choose to get off at the fourth class, so the host asked again: "How can you be so sure?"
"I guess the first one to get off must be Jiejie, because he wants to set an example for other younger brothers and sisters." Sui Shu didn't give an answer to the host's question immediately, but the situation of five children getting off the car.
"Then get off at the second stop and it's the amusement park, so I guess it might be Jiajia who got off." Sui Shu seemed to be able to watch the scene where Suxuan fooled other children in the car. "With Sunny's character, she must not dare to sit alone until the fourth stop, so Bao Bao and Beibei will definitely sit at the last stop."
Seeing that Sui Shu seemed to have made up his mind, the host asked again: "So have you decided to get off at the fourth stop?"
Sui Shu blinked his eyes, nodded and said, "Well, it's the fourth stop." He can say this guess with certainty, not only based on the personalities of the other three children, but also based on his own two under the understanding of a child.He believed that with Suixuan's character, he would definitely make such an arrangement.And with Lou Shu's cuteness, he will be able to successfully fool his three children.
So the host turned his head and asked Lou Xuan again, although Lou Xuan exuded the aura of not getting close to strangers, but if he was completely ignored, it would not be a good thing for the show.
Although Lou Xuan doesn't like to talk too much, he still always remembers that he is participating in the show, and he tries to answer other people's questions as much as possible.
However, regarding Lou Xuan's answer, many netizens said that you should continue to be cold and don't answer.According to incomplete statistics, Lou Xuan's most frequent words in the program are, "Listen to Xiaoshu", "Xiaoshu is right", "I believe in Xiaoshu".I know, you are going to participate in a reality show, but those who don’t know think you are participating in some dog slaughter brigade.
Sui Shu's analysis of this paragraph, after the broadcast of the program, made many netizens offer their knees one after another.This knee is not only dedicated to Sui Shu, who knows things like a god, but also to Sui Xuan and Lou Shu, who made other children choose such an order of getting off.The audience who watched the show couldn't help sighing, this is the real thing, "There is no better son than a father".
But Sui Xuan and Lou Shu who got out of the car did not rush forward like other children.Instead, they held hands at the place where they got off the car and swayed several times.The place where Sui Xuan and Lou Shu chose to get off the bus was a large square when they exited the subway station. There were people walking around on the square, including those on bicycles and strolling around with children.Of course, their destination is not as simple as the square.The two children had to cross a long commercial street before they could reach their real hiding place.
Just when the program crew thought that the two children were going to move on, Sui Xuan took Lou Shu into a stationery store, and when he came out again, the two children were holding rice pens and a Stack of paper and colored pencils.
At the beginning, the people in the program team thought the two kids were being naughty.But soon, they were shocked by these two children.
I saw Sui Xuan lying in Lou Shu's ear and saying something, after Lou Shu finished listening, he patted his chest, smiled and said to his brother: "I will definitely do well."
So the two children took the staff of the program group and drew some icons on the ground of the square.The staff of the program group probably guessed that these two eccentric children must be leaving signs for their father.Although they were shocked by the IQs of these two children beyond their peers, they couldn't help thinking badly, when they entered the commercial street and there was no place for them to draw these rice pen signs, what should they do? what to do?
Soon the two children shocked the staff of the program group with their actions.I saw them take out the notebooks and colored pencils they bought at the stationery store just now, and with a few strokes, they outlined a few symbols similar to the signs on the ground.Just when the staff was still wondering how they were going to leave these papers in the commercial street, two children actually took these papers and ran into other people's stores.So the staff witnessed with their own eyes that the two children were acting cute, and got the shop owners to agree to temporarily paste the paper outside their stores.
The whole process went on without hindrance. If they were not internal staff, it is estimated that these shopkeepers are their trustees.But seeing these two children with their own eyes today, showing off their cuteness in a clear and harmonious way, they felt that everything was so reasonable, because even if they were the shopkeepers, they would not be able to refuse the request of these two cute babies.
"For the first time, I feel that being cute is a high-tech job with good looks and IQ." This is the sentiment sent by the on-site staff on Weibo.
So when Sui Shu and Lou Xuan walked out of the subway station and looked around, they naturally saw the marks left by their two treasures.
Walking forward with Shu and Lou Xuan, he knelt down in front of one of the marks and examined it carefully.
"Look, doesn't it feel like a world away?" Sui Shu and Lou Xuan put their heads very close together, as if they were whispering.In reality, they were whispering.
Lou Xuan stretched out his hand to touch these marks on the ground, and replied with emotion and pride: "You really deserve to be our child."
It turns out that the marks left by Sui Xuan and Lou Shu on the ground were the special symbols used by Lou Xuan and Sui Shu, not Lou Xuan and Prince Shu, to leave investigative marks when they fought.Sui Shu told the two children the story of his previous life as a bedtime story, and at their strong request, he drew many things that appeared in the story for them, among them, the usage of this symbol, and shape.
Although I don't know why these two babies suddenly thought of using this sign as a clue today, but this does not prevent the two of them from following these clues to find them.
So, when everyone thought they would bump into each other like headless chickens, Sui Shu and Lou Xuan stepped forward with their long legs and walked in one direction with confidence.During the whole process, the two of them crossed the commercial street and came to a restaurant as if they didn't need to think or explore.
In the waiter's voice of "Welcome", I followed Shu and Lou Xuan into the restaurant.
"Daddy." A child's excited voice came from the moment he walked into the restaurant.Immediately afterwards, Sui Shu's thigh was embraced by Lou Shu.
"Daddy, you were the first to find me!" Lou Shu raised his head and asked expectantly while pawing at his daddy's thigh, "Daddy, have you seen the clues my brother and I left for you?" ?”
"Of course baby. Thank you for the clues you left. Dad and I were able to find you so quickly!" Sui Shu leaned down, kissed Lou Shu, and left a smile on the face of Su Xuan who was following Lou Shu. kiss.
Lou Xuan watched Sui Shu kiss this one and that one, but he didn't intend to reward himself who followed him out to find the child, so he said sullenly, "Stand up, man, what does it look like to cling to Daddy?"
Hearing this, Lou Shu reluctantly stood up straight, muttering: "Dad, you are obviously the biggest, why don't you cling to Daddy every day."
This sentence was recorded without omission by the faithful camera, and it was cut into the main part of the show.So the audience, who was shocked by the IQ of the male god's family all the way, was abused by this couple who make red bubbles anytime and anywhere?
"Suddenly a torch appeared in my hand! ψ(Д)ψ"
"Hehe, the love is so beautiful that even their son can't stand it. It's just your family."
And Sui Xuan seemed to have seen through Lou Xuan's small thoughts long ago, and cast a contemptuous glance at his father, a cheapskate who knows to be jealous every day.However, he will not give up his father's land to him.
So Sui Xuan took a small step towards Sui Shu's direction in a gentlemanly manner, made a gentleman's salute, and said: "Dear Daddy, Dad, we have already ordered dinner for you, please come with me." It was the first time for him to order food for Daddy and Dad. Thinking of this, Sui Xuan's steps became a little lighter.
So the family of four enjoyed dinner at the restaurant after the victory meeting.
The other three families were not so lucky.Not to mention Zhou Tianjie's parents and Zhu Yiqing's parents who got off at the wrong station, even Xiang Hongmao and his wife, who were finally caught in the opposite station, couldn't see Xiang Yu, who had gone crazy in the amusement park.
So in the first episode of the program, everyone found sadly that not only was their IQ inferior to that of the male god and his husband, they might not even be able to compare with the two four and a half year old children in the male god's family.
As for those who said on the Internet that this show was a show, they ignored it, because they believed that no show group would do a show so unreasonable.So there is only one truth, that is, the male god and his family have high IQs.
"The mama male god, his whole family is hanging out! (д;)"
"(*°w°*)" Non-combatants please evacuate! !Hit your confidence at your own peril. "
So the first episode of the program came to an end after the audience first got to know the sturdy IQ of the male god and the whole family.
At the beginning of the second episode, when the other three families watched the first episode, when they looked at Sui Shu and his family, it was as if they saw some insurmountable mountain.
"Emma, after I got home and watched the show, I realized that I really can't envy other people's IQ." As soon as the four families got together, Xiang Hongmao said to Sui Shu with emotion. "Fortunately, Zhou Yi is the last one for me."
"Who is at the bottom! Find a fight." After one episode of the program, the four families have basically gotten to know each other.Zhou Yi naturally wouldn't be angry because of his words, but he still wanted to teach this well-developed human being a lesson.
"Emma is lucky that I am quick. Otherwise, this face would be ruined." Xiang Hongmao avoided Zhou Yi's punch, patted his chest, and said pretending to be scared.
Talking and laughing, the village chief appeared.The second episode of the program has officially started.
This period is different from the first period. They are located in a not very prosperous village. This time their residences are separated.
At the beginning of the program, the program group gave the four families a map that was not very clear.And what kind of house can they live in?It all depends on when they can find the house designated by the program group.
According to the map, it shouldn't be a difficult thing, but the village has criss-cross paths, the map is blurry, and the houses designated by the program group have no rules, so everyone is helpless.
Relying on a strong sense of direction and affinity, Sui Shu and his family found the legendary room No. 4.
"How about we live here, babes?"
Room 4 is not in the best condition among all the houses, but at least it has hot water and a bed.The owner of the house is a couple approaching 70. According to them, their children go out to work and only come back every year during the Chinese New Year.
Sui Xuan looked around the house, this house was completely different from the house he used to live in, and it felt new to him.So he looked at Sui Shu and nodded.
But Lou Shu's reaction was much more enthusiastic, and he threw himself into Sui Shu's arms happily, and sweetly replied: "As long as you live with Daddy, you can go anywhere."
Sui Shu hugged the child, lowered his head and teased him and said, "What about Dad? How about living with Dad?"
Lou Shu raised his head and glanced at Lou Xuan, then buried his little head in Sui Shu's arms, and said in a low voice, "Although Dad always robs me of my father's land, I still love him. Let's live together."
So the residence was decided so happily, and the two children held hands and ran up to the grandpa and grandma to feel their presence.
Looking at the figures of the two children, Lou Xuan lowered his head and approached Sui Shu's ear dissatisfiedly said: "Tomorrow will be this little villain who keeps robbing you from me."
Sui Shu looked at this naive man who could compete with a 4-year-old child, and patted his head helplessly.
Looking at this scene from a distance, Lou Xuan looked like a large dog, waiting for its owner to smooth its fur.When they saw this scene, the audience recalled what Lou Xuan said in the previous program that Sui Shu looks like a cat.
"So in the end, who needs the smooth-haired god man, can you tell me clearly?"
"It feels like a combination of a queen cat and a loyal dog!"
"Male god, you are so proficient in this movement, you must have done it a lot! Rubbing the head of such a tall man, I just want to say [gan] heart [de] book piao] crazy [liang]."
After running around all afternoon, walking all over the village, the other three families found their own houses.Among them, Zhu Yiqing's family had the best house conditions and the most complete equipment.
After settling down, the program team and the four families went to the welcoming ceremony prepared by the locals for them.
After experiencing the local custom of welcoming guests, the four pairs of parents returned to the residence with their children.Refusing the staff's explanation, their parents need to get up early tomorrow morning to accept their own challenges, and the children also have their own tasks.So after washing up early, they all entered a state of rest.
Before 5 o'clock the next morning, staff and videographers knocked on the doors of each family.
And when the cameraman in charge of following Sui Shu's family knocked on the door, he found that the one who opened the door was Sui Shu's lover Lou Xuan.
After saying good morning, the cameraman and staff were going to go in.
But Lou Xuan stopped them, "Please wait a moment, Xiao Shu hasn't woken up yet."
Of course, the staff who were stopped did not dare to say in front of Lou Xuan that what they wanted to take was the male god sleeping.So the cameraman could only silently say to those on the Internet who were asking for a bed photo of a male god, that it was not that we were incompetent, but that the enemy was too powerful.
Of course the program group will not show this episode, so what netizens see is that when the male god just woke up and went to wash with a few stupid hairs that were slightly raised because of sleeping, his stylish and loyal dog The man kept blocking the lens of the camera, so that they not only didn't even see the bed photo, but also couldn't appreciate the lazy and charming look of the male god just waking up.
"Not only because of my legal status, do you think I will envy you and hate you? Tmd is right, I just envy you and hate you."
"_Your friend [husband madman] is online."
"When I think of the male god, his man has to guard against so many eyes staring at the male god every day, I suddenly feel a little pitiful for him."
After washing up, Sui Shu returned to his usual gentleness that everyone is familiar with.
Under the leadership of the staff, Shu and Lou Xuan rushed to the location of the first mission today.The first task they have to do is to win today's breakfast for their family of four.
By the time they reached their destination, the sky was already dimly lit, but the other three families hadn't arrived yet.
The morning game is very simple.The program group put different breakfasts in different positions, and removed them after 1 minute.Parents should put these breakfasts back in their original positions according to their memory, and the parents with the largest number of pairs can give priority to choosing the breakfast they want.
Undoubtedly, Sui Shu and Lou Xuan became the winners of this joint game again.Fortunately, the two of them only chose their favorite breakfast according to the food intake of their family of four, and there were quite a lot of options left.
As soon as Sui Shu and Lou Xuan, who were carrying breakfast, came back to the house, they saw that the two on the bed had woken up, and the little buns who had put on their own clothes were leaning their heads against their heads, murmuring and not knowing what they were talking about.
After the family of four had breakfast, they received a new task from the program team.The characters in this issue are still separated from the parents and the children, and the tasks just sent are the tasks of the children.
Today, the children are responsible for preparing the raw materials for lunch for their parents and the owner of the borrowed house. The source of these raw materials can only be solved by the children using their small brains.