I was engaged in construction in ancient times

Chapter 57

Sun Qi was knocked to the ground, and then a stick was knocked over.

Don't look at Granny Liu, a thin and small old lady, who can knock people with a stick very accurately. On weekdays, when going up and down the mountain, the steps of young people may not be as flexible as her. "Kill you bad consciences!"

"I don't want to be a good farmer, but I would like to be a robber like a man!"

"Hit them!"

What's so scary about these old people, the robbers killed one by one, so as not to cause harm to the village.

The daughter of Uncle Liu and Aunt Qi’s family was insulted by the bandits last time. This time, seeing a group of Li Hai attacking with knives, her eyes were bleeding with hatred. I couldn't help but tremble in my heart, took two steps back, and shouted: "Don't be afraid, brothers, it's just a group of old, weak, sick and disabled, beat them."

"If you don't want to die, just raise your hand honestly and take the food at home—" Li Hai hadn't finished speaking when a basin of something from the side splashed over him. He opened his mouth and had no time to avoid it, and took a bite of the unknown object.

Li Youqian from the village dug a bucket of dung water from the cesspit, brought it up, and poured it directly on the bandits.

"vomit--"

"Ah! It stinks."

"Who are you!"

The thieves are not used to the smell, and the villagers who carry water and fertilize every day are fearless, just cover their noses and do it!

The young man from the Upper West Village rushed over with a few towels and rags between them. The soldiers said that a knife is not afraid of being hard or soft. come over.

"Ah, my knife!"

A bandit moved and was about to pick it up. Granny Liu put a cane in front of him. The bandit raised her head in panic, and Granny Sun hit his eyeball with a handful of chili noodles.

Grandma Sun is superstitious. During the Chinese New Year, General Duan asked people to hang peppers on the door, implying prosperity. She especially believed in General Duan. She specially asked for a lot of pepper seeds and red peppers to return to the village. The fiery red peppers were ground into powder and sent In the past, this taste.

Grandma Sun had a few gray and black age spots on her face, which could be seen clearly under the sun. She smiled with her skin wrinkled like a dead tree, and said in a hoarse voice, "Let you also feel the joy of the New Year."

When the wind blows, the chili noodles are flying around, and there are constant sneezes and yawns all of a sudden, not to mention that the person who has a wound on his body, when encountering chili, the wound can make people faint.

The bandits from the north of the mountain had never seen such a novel thing as chili peppers, and those who didn't know thought they had been poisoned.

"Ah! my eyes, my eyes!"

……

When Duan Shubai's soldier came over on his bicycle, what he saw was such a stench mixed with the choking smell of chili pepper. The combination of chili powder and dung water was a shocking killer.

The soldiers endured the disgusting smell of food, and tied up twenty or thirty robbers one by one with blue faces. The villagers on the side looked very happy, sneezing while crying, and a little injured The wow-wah screams—Grandma Sun's actions hurt one thousand enemies and eight hundred self-damages, and the villagers were also irritated enough by the pepper.

Li Hai, who ate the feces, vomited so much that he was about to vomit bile, and he couldn't feel the burning pain from the cut knife wound on his body.

"Let me drink water, let me drink water!!"

"vomit……"

The soldiers covered their noses with their hands: "..."

It seems to be a bit too miserable.

Duan Shubai dealt with more than 100 bandits captured alive on the day of Shangyuan Festival in Xinyang City. Liu San and other leaders who took the lead in committing crimes were directly executed by Duan Shubai. The other more than 100 people were free labor. !Their Xinyang City lacks nothing, but people.

Building wharves, building roads, cutting trees and digging stones...which one doesn't need people?

Duan Shubai was sitting on the square table, with his hands resting on his right knee and his long left leg dangling in the air. He knocked on the table quite satisfied, and holding the registration book beside him, "Get the Chicken and Duck Factory Let’s also expand some of these 200 people. Some of them are responsible for raising ducks. The little yellow ducks in our Xinyang City are cute and tight. We have to strictly stir the feed every day, and clean their bodies with care... When the weather is warm, we must accompany them Go play in the water."

"By the way, their residence needs to be rebuilt into a big one, and the excrement in the cage must be cleaned every day, so that they can live comfortably and not get sick. If possible, find a few more who can sing, and sing with them every day. , keep them happy."

He squinted his eyes, and the fluffy, round, white and fat appearance of his family appeared in his mind, and he murmured with a pun: "We must serve them like our ancestors."

Zhang Changle: "???"

Serving like an ancestor?

General, what we raise is a little yellow duck, not a little yellow fairy.

Duan Shubai propped up the table, and with a strong hand, he bounced into the ground like a bow and arrow. Standing there, he picked up a pen and dipped it in ink to draw on the paper for a while, and said with emotion: "There are still a little less people in the city——"

"General, General!!!!" Someone hurriedly came to report from outside the door.

Duan Shubai put down his pen, "What's wrong?"

"Shangxi Village has captured more than [-] bandits and has escorted them over."

"????"

Duan Shubai rested his chin, a little shocked, they were short of coolies in Yangcheng, but the village sent over twenty more.

Zhang Changle said: "What's going on? How did you catch it?"

"They came here to pick quarrels and harass the villagers under Qi Kanghu's order. It is said that Qi Kanghu came up with a plan to send people down the mountain to harass the people, forcing the general to be devastated. Who knew that the villagers of Shangxi Village resisted bravely and killed them alive Got it."

Zhang Changle clapped the board: "Good catch!"

Duan Shubai: "Are there any casualties among the villagers?"

"There is no dead person yet, but several people were injured by stab wounds and their lives were in critical condition. Others were slightly injured, and military doctors have been sent to treat them now."

Another person came from outside the door: "Report! Fuxing Village has also sent a group of bandits."

Duan Shubai couldn't help but smile: "Good things come in pairs, these bandits are really stealing chickens and losing money."

"Our villagers are capable!"

The little soldier who came to report the letter couldn't help but said: "Of course, we have recovered our health in the past few months, and now we are all full of food and drink, and we are finally living a good life. These bandits are still bullying us. , the villagers don't pick up things and fight with them!"

"The bandits who went to Fuhang Village were also unlucky. They met Captain Liang Lei and took Sister Tingting home to visit relatives..."

"Wow." Zhang Changle clapped his hands, "This group of people is miserable. They are hitting the iron plate. It is estimated that everyone has been beaten with bruises and swollen faces. They have been taught a good lesson."

The first brother who came in to report the letter suppressed a smile and said: "The group in Shangxi Village is even worse. The villagers serve the excrement, water and chili powder together. The feces and urine were poured over, and he still opened his mouth. In that scene, he drank several mouthfuls of feces, and then the wound was soaked in chili powder. It was miserable—"

Duan Shubai: "..."

Zhang Changle: "..."

The little brother's description is very graphic, vivid and interesting, and it sounds very miserable.

"Hahahaha." Duan Shubai couldn't help laughing, clapped his hands and said happily: "It sounds like everyone is very smart and brave. Well done, you must encourage them well. The enemy is coming, and they will beat you to death."

Duan Shubai decided to encourage this spirit of heroic resistance. Taking a brush, he personally wrote the four characters "Fight Bandits and Eliminate Evil", and wrote two silk banners and sent them to the village chiefs of Fuxing Village and Shangxi Village for them to hang. At the entrance of the village, encouragement is given.

In addition to sending pennants, they also sent pensions to appease the injured, and sent doctors to deliver medicinal materials. Some of them had injured legs and could not move. Let them come to work in Xinyang City in the future to ensure that they have no worries.

Duan Shubai's pennant was sent to the village, the villagers were so happy!

Fighting bandits and eradicating evil villages, the general's calligraphy!

"Our village is really glorious!!!"

"The general's calligraphy, I must touch it."

"The bandits who killed a thousand swords come again, and we must beat them out of the village!"

"The people in our village are amazing."

"I just talked to the uncles in the next village, and they all envy us!"

"Grandma Sun, next time you sprinkle chili powder, you must tell us first!"

"Ha ha ha ha……"

……

The two villages won the silk banner, and the surrounding villages were very envious. In addition, Duan Shubai issued another regulation. If a bandit is caught and sent over, the village will be rewarded with a tael of silver!

The money is still secondary, the important thing is that they want to fight the bandits!They also get the general's calligraphy.

It is rare for the villages near Xinyang City to have the desire to expect the bandits to come. In order to welcome the bandits, they have made complete preparations in advance, readying knives, guns and sticks in the house. How to trap and greet them, discover how the robbers pass the message...

People from several villages held a meeting, and the discussions were heated. The villagers who used to be afraid of bandits burning, killing, and looting wished that the bandits would come over and commit murder. !

"Ayu, you will patrol the east side of the village from now on, and whenever you see something bad, you will beat the gongs and drums."

"My home is at the entrance of the village, and I have prepared chili water. Let them look good when they come!"

"Let's set up a few traps here."

"If they dare to come here and do something, they will never come back!"

The wisdom of the masses is boundless. After taking precautions, the bandits who came to make trouble later were so miserable that it was beyond description.

The group of people sent by Qi Kanghu ended up just like the calabash baby saving grandpa, sending them off one by one!

Qi Kanghu originally thought that the first two defeats might be due to a hard-headed encounter. It is impossible for every village to be prepared and bully a few villagers. He found that things were not as simple as he imagined.

"Bastard!" Qi Kanghu smashed his cup and jumped into a rage.