The Invincible Stand of the East

Chapter 1

"The leader Wen Chengwu is virtuous, benevolent, righteous and wise, rejuvenating the holy religion, and benevolent to the common people!"

Nima, it's such a big scene once time travelling, I can't control it.But where is this?

Sitting on the high platform, I looked at the two small dim oil lamps on the left and right. There was a fine gauze curtain in front of me, and a man stood outside the curtain. He was tall and thick, and he said loudly, "The Hierarch knows what you want, and the Hierarch is very satisfied!"

There was a long and narrow corridor outside the curtain, and there were many people kneeling outside. At this moment, the big man lifted the curtain and came in, whispering: "It's a good day, you can go."

I have a bad attitude, but let's not bother with you now, and I will talk about it after I sort out the clues.

I stood up, turned around and looked at the small doors on the left and right sides of the chair, left or right?

At this time, there was another deafening slogan from the audience, "The leader will last forever, and he will rule the rivers and lakes!"

No need to guess, this is Swordsman, this is Heimuya, this is...

Invincible in the East or let me do it?

No one wants it!No, Dongfang Bubai can have it, but I don't want to be dressed as Dongfang Bubai!

At the moment when the door curtain was lifted, Lao Tzu stretched out his hand and pinched him hard with the speed of thunder, with the heart of a strong man breaking his wrist, and the force of a thousand horses.

It hurts!

But the egg is still there!

Hahaha~~ I looked up to the sky and screamed, not Dongfang Bubai.

……

But I suddenly started to feel sad again, either Dongfang Invincible or let me go, if I wear the same way I was before Dongfang Invincible, then soon the bottom of the West Lake will not be exposed to the sun for more than ten years, and I will definitely be deficient in calcium... There is no other entertainment except masturbation...

If Dongfang Invincible has let me go, then I will soon have a high blood pressure attack and a ruptured cerebral blood vessel to go to see God...

No, Ren Woxing was stabbed in one eye by Dongfang Bubai, I can see clearly, then...

I actually asked the sky?

Although he is a little older, it is not unbearable.

In fact, Xiang Wen is the ultimate winner, isn't he?When he became the leader, Ren Yingying had already lived in seclusion with Linghu Chong, Zuo Lengchan had died, and Yue Buqun had died too. The relationship between the divine religion and Shaolin Wudang had eased. There were no internal and external troubles. comfortable.

but……

Turning out of the hall, I was led into a small courtyard by two maids. The layout in the courtyard... Well, how should I put it, they are all good things, but they are not quite right.

Just like almonds, walnuts, peanuts, sesame seeds and melon seeds, they are delicacy in the world when separated, but when combined together with green and red silk, it becomes a five-nut mooncake...

The taste is not very good, but it doesn't matter, let's change it slowly, what are we afraid of if we have become the leader.

Entering a "boudoir" with obvious urban-rural fringe style, I sat down, and the maid brought tea and other things and left.I looked around, and there was a mirror on the dressing table, why don't you take a look?

In fact, there is still a little hesitation and a little pain.As the saying goes, if you don’t see the Yellow River, you don’t give up, and if you don’t see the coffin, you don’t cry. I am now in the period when I have heard the sound of water and smelled incense, in other words: the last moment before I die.

But I am a man, a big rough man, I am not afraid of anything!

I gritted my teeth and sat in front of the dresser, my heart froze, and my eyes opened, Nima asked Tian when he was so young.Xiang Wentian appeared as an old man with a white beard. The one in the mirror was obviously only around thirty.The hair is black, and the beard is naturally black.

A little unbelievable, and a little joyful that I was rescued by an expert after thinking that I was going to die, I grabbed the mirror with both hands, and couldn't help asking myself another question: Who am I?

Sometimes this question can rise to the level of philosophy or religion. In short, starting from this question, we can discuss from the essence of life to the lifeline of values ​​and other incomprehensible but very high-level questions.

So: Who is Lao Tzu?

At this moment, a sharp but recognizable man's voice sounded next to my ears, "Who told you to move the mirror of this seat!"

Turn back sharply.

Standing behind is a beauty in red with long hair, who looks a bit like me, to be exact, a bit like me in the mirror just now.

Then, with a wave of the sleeves of the long-haired beauty, I flew out, feeling dizzy and smelling blood in my mouth.

Afterwards, the person who was standing next to me in the main hall hurried in, held the beauty's hand, and said: "The leader is merciful, this is the most similar one, the leader must beat him to death!"

Like, like who?

The beauty glared at me and said, "Yang Lianting, he touched my mirror and went to replace it with a new one."

Yang Lianting?Undefeated in the East?

Laozi crossed over and became Dongfang Bubai's stand-in for Dongfang Bubai who was injured by the copper coins thrown by Ren Woxing as soon as he appeared on the stage, and then frightened by Xiang Wentian.

It seems that the surname is Bao?

What a fool!