[comprehensive person] resignation

Chapter 20

The taste of the food is not bad, although some ingredients have been added, but the effect of oral administration of this stuff is limited.

Moreover, how many pitfalls he encountered back then, how many drugs such as ecstasy, and so on, even if the whole two catties of poppy purified products were given to him to smoke the house, he would sleep at most and nothing would happen.

Zhongli Cixin ate a chicken leg, and ate a few pieces of radishes. After finishing a bowl of rice, there was still more than half of the food, so he stopped eating.

After wiping his mouth and rinsing his mouth, Zhong Lici got up and pushed open the door. Outside, there were flowers everywhere, and most of what he saw were poppies.

Zhongli Cixin never thought poppies were beautiful, he had no preference for flowers, all the pretty flowers were good-looking, but there were quite a few of them that were ugly, for example, mandala, it was the same as morning glory, it was nothing Take a look, for example, poppy, how beautiful is it?

It's not as cute and delicate as the wild flowers on the ridge.

Planting so many poppies, it seems that the owner here has a lot of plans.

Zhongli Cixin walked over with a smile, tore off a flower branch, held it in his mouth, and started to dangle around.

As a result, I met someone within a few steps.

It was a woman with a graceful figure, she was also very beautiful, and her voice was very moving, Zhong Li Cixin stared at him for a while, and said: "Unfortunately, you are still not as good-looking as me."

For a moment, Zhongli Cixin saw the distorted expression on the other party's face.

"My lord is really joking." The woman laughed.

Zhong Li shook his head and said, "No, no, I'm serious. You know, I always thought that except for that little girl from the Ye family, no one is more beautiful than me. Pretty, but I'm really prettier than you, look at my face, it's much more delicate than yours."

While talking, Zhongli Cixin pinched his own face, the collagen on his face is definitely more realistic than this woman's pink face.

The woman withdrew her smile, she was indeed jealous.

If Zhongli Cixin was a woman, she would have ruined his face long ago, but he is a man.

A man more beautiful than a woman.

If she didn't want to try him, taste him, she wouldn't keep him. That face is really... so beautiful.

She was so beautiful that she was reluctant to do it for a moment.

This made her feel jealous.

"You still don't know the son's name? You can call me 'Guanyin'" the woman said with a smile. Her invincible demeanor was compared to the man in front of her, and she had to be at a disadvantage. This passive feeling has not been seen for many years. tasted.

"Pfft..." Zhongli Cixin couldn't help laughing immediately.

Avalokitesvara...

This name is so fucking familiar, knowing that Zhongli Cixin really can't treat this woman as a woman.

There is no way, who let him know that Xiaoming Wang, whose baby name is Guanyin, and this name is still in the inheritance system.

Zhongli Cixin has lived for more than 2000 years, how many "Guanyin" do you think he knows.

It feels like a peerless beauty telling you: Hello, my name is 'Wang Xiaoming'.

It's too fucking dramatic.

But the woman didn't understand, she wondered: "Young master, what are you laughing at?"

Zhongli said with a hearty smile: "I think of a family I know, the second son of their family, who used the word 'Guanyin' for generations."

woman:……

This is mocking, right?This is definitely a mockery!

Zhongli laughed heartily for a while, then stopped and asked: "By the way, what did you bring me here for? I don't know you, so what do you want to do? Could it be that you have taken a fancy to my face and wanted to rob me? "

woman:……

The answer is √.

The woman is none other than the one who ruined Qiu Lingsu's face, Shi Guanyin.

Of course, Shi Guanyin is just a pseudonym, and Shi Guanyin's real name is Li Qi.

Shi Guanyin is indeed a person with no concept of chastity. In the original book, she can replace Princess Pipa's sister and go to the same party with Hu Tiehua because she wants to know how Hu Tiehua behaves in bed.

Although she didn't follow the original plot now, she still has this idea about Zhongli Cixin. She wants to see Ka Zhongli Cixin's performance on the bed.

however……

Zhongli Cixin is proactive and indifferent.

She looks better than her, sex and seduction are useless, you have to use another method.

However, Zhongli Cixin can always go off topic to strange places even when he speaks.

Just don't follow her routine.

From the looks of it, I can only take medicine.

Shi Guanyin had a smile on her face, but she was actually a little bit crazy, she looked at the flower in Zhongli Cixin's hand, and asked, "Do you know what kind of flower this is?"

Zhongli nodded heartily: "I know, the whole plant of this thing is very useful. Although it is a medicine, most of the time, it is used as a drug by people, especially the medicine after the shell is purified can control people's mind. Seriously, it can even lead to madness, and it is difficult to quit. I always think that this flower is ugly to death, but I don’t know which one is weird. It’s the kind of thing that looks like the brain is flooded and the eyes are limping. I’m afraid there is a problem with aesthetics, or it’s too long .”

Shi Guanyin: ...

I can't say this anymore!

Shi Guanyin's expression couldn't hold back any longer and began to distort.

Zhongli Cixin: Oh, could it be you?

Shi Guanyin smiled, stretched out his hand to caress her temples, calmed down and said, "This is originally for medicine."

Zhong Lici nodded his head and said: "Just smelling the scent of this flower, this medicine is too much, it's a shame."

Shi Guanyin's heart skipped a beat, but she didn't show it on her face, as if the person who almost went crazy just now wasn't him, she asked, "How did you know?"

Zhongli replied heartily: "My family is almost familiar with medical skills, even I have learned a little bit, and I can still recognize the basic medicinal materials."

Shi Guanyin smiled and said, "But I don't think so, your Excellency is from a family of medicine."

Zhongli replied heartily: "Not really, it's just to pass the time by reading a few medical books."

Shi Guanyin smiled, feeling that he had found the right way to chat, so he led Zhongli Cixin back to the room where he stayed before.

Zhongli Cixin was a little puzzled, what is this for?

He watched Shi Guanyin enter the room, but he stood at the door and refused to go in.

Shi Guanyin looked at him in the room, and said with a smile, "Why don't you come in?"

Zhongli leaned on the door frame and said: "Lonely men and widows, the girl should also avoid it. After all, I am also a man, so I have something to say outside, isn't it good?"

Drugs are added to the meals, and drugs are planted in the yard, so I won't be alone in the room with you.

Shi Guanyin was stunned, she really didn't expect Zhongli Cixin to express his defense against her so clearly.

So, Shi Guanyin didn't act pretentious any more, she saw her unbuttoning her clothes, before she finished taking off her clothes, Zhong Lici was stunned for a moment, then reacted quickly, closed the door and ran away almost immediately.

Shi Guanyin... was a little confused.

Zhongli's resignation was even more confused.

He was sitting on the rocky hill in the yard, with the pose of a thinker, with a suspicious expression on his face.

It's understandable for a man to drug him and want to sleep in his bed. After all, he has such a face that men want to sleep with him as a woman.

But it takes a lot of courage for a woman, or a beautiful woman, to want to climb into his bed after seeing his face!

Wait, is this girl born a lily?Want to sleep with him as a woman too?

Zhong Li's heart was bewildered.

This is really the first time he has met such a woman, this martial arts world is really cruel.

Suddenly want to go back to Heian-kyo and live in front of Tamamo.

How pure is Tamamo-mae, who purely sleeps under the quilt with him, never acted so boldly.

Shi Guanyin on the other side was also very surprised, because with her skill, she couldn't hear Zhongli Cixin's footsteps.

Just as Shi Guanyin walked out of the house, he looked at Zhongli Cixin on a not very high stone mountain in the stone forest in the distance.

While thinking about how he ran up, he wondered whether when adding some medicine, a disciple came to report that Chu Liuxiang had already entered the urn.

Shi Guanyin finally laughed again.

If she can't torment Zhongli Cixin, she can go to torment Chu Liuxiang.

But Zhongli Cixin saw that she was gone, so he didn't get entangled anymore, he took out a stack of talismans, and planned to tear it down.

So, Shi Guanyin went to the front to confront Chu Liuxiang and the others, and when the cut version of the plot was going on, just when Qu Wurong was about to cut off his hand, he suddenly heard a dozen or so explosions, accompanied by the vibration of the room. All a little dazed.

Even Shi Guanyin was at a loss.

what happened?

In doubt, I saw water flooding in.

The place where Shi Guanyin's lair is located is a stone forest Gobi in the desert, and there are many strange stones everywhere.

Although there are several water sources, they will not flood.

At this time, the water that spread with the earthquake obviously couldn't be from that small lake.

Shi Guanyin just hesitated a little and then walked in the direction of the voice.

Zhongli Cixin kicked a stone pillar and broke it.

It is obviously not good to burn poppies with fire. It is best to drown them with water and burn the roots with lightning strikes.

After blowing up the poppy field and flooding it, Zhong Lici happily took out a few thunderstorm talismans, threw them towards the house, and began to demolish the house.

Seeing that the house was blown up one after another, Zhong Lici waved his hands happily, pointing around, wherever his finger pointed, he would be blown up.

When Shi Guanyin came, she hadn't seen him yet, and was almost hit on the head by the blown stone. After evading, she hurriedly found a place to set her feet. At this time, a group of people following her also arrived.

Zhongli Cixin stood in the air, standing in mid-air, without looking at them, just concentrating on throwing out the talisman paper to demolish the house.

Not long after, the building was demolished.

Zhongli Cixin felt that it was not enough, so he took out a few Thunder Talismans and threw them at the surrounding stone forest. Now, the stone forest that was originally a natural barrier turned into a pile of stones.

Fortunately, the group of people who came here were all skilled in martial arts, and the distance between Zhongli Cixin and Zhongli Cixin was getting farther and farther as they dodged. They understood why Zhongli Cixin was suspended in the air, because there was no place to stand!

But Shi Guanyin was angry, she said: "Your Excellency, what do you mean by this, I invite you to be a guest, and entertain you kindly, but why are you so polite to demolish my house!"

Zhongli Cixin glanced at her when he heard the words, and asked back with a smile: "Have you asked me to ask me again? If not, then I demolish the house, do I need to ask you? Are you stupid?"

The author has something to say: In the next volume, the god judge will be ready, and I will continue to write martial arts. I am a little tired...