Married after losing memory

Chapter 46

"Follow You Home" is an old-fashioned program on Jingcheng Satellite TV.

The reason why it can always occupy the prime time is also due to the degree of freedom of the program itself——

Different from ordinary talk shows, Going Home with You is really going home with an ordinary person every day.

This also means that the program group can encounter all kinds of careers, lives, and situations that even the planning can't imagine.

And after the subject goes home, there is no fixed link in the program. It just simply understands the subject's life through dialogue, and relies more on the subject's own sharing.

Liu Yichen and Shi Yan originally planned to pretend to be stupid and get away with it.

However, after hearing what the director said, the host of the connection immediately settled for the two of them.

Looking at each other, Liu Yichen and Shi Yan felt a little helpless.

This is obviously to see through and not tell the truth, waiting for the two of them to be overwhelmed and reveal their identities.

At the same time, related posts quickly appeared on the star chasing forum.

[Hurry up and watch Jingcheng Satellite TV, xswl, amnesiac caught a thief on the way home and was caught on camera]

0L: Hahahaha, the host is from Jingcheng. I wanted to watch dramas while having dinner at night. My grandpa insisted on watching the news. Didn’t he go home with you when the news was over? As soon as the news came up, two people were chasing the thief, and the host said to follow Go and have a look. I haven’t been to a kind-hearted family who is brave enough to see righteousness. As a result, hahahaha almost killed me from laughing. Look at the pictures yourself.

The attached picture is a TV screen shot casually.

1L: Hahahaha really xswl, with this figure, don't they think they stand out from the crowd.

(The crane is not held, the chicken is not trampled, the dog's head is life-saving, and there is no hostility. It only expresses the literal meaning without irony or implication. It only represents personal opinions and does not intend to cause controversy or encroach on public resources. Please forgive me for inappropriate language. I respect all groups , if this reply offends you, I sincerely apologize, if you do not agree with my point of view, you don’t need to reply me specifically)

2L: Desire to survive on the first floor hahahahahaha!By the way, I'm not from Jingcheng, I'm envious that you can still meet your idol on the main road, this is too happy.

3L: Just for show?Just such a coincidence that I met a celebrity chasing a thief on the street?

4L: What is 3L acid?Go and see for yourself what you have photographed after going home with you for so many years. People even take pictures of the girls who accompany the wine. They are playing the real thing. Who would use their own signs on such a trivial matter?

5L: Passers-by reported at the scene. I just wanted to come up and say that Liu Yichen and Shi Yan helped me catch a thief. I saw this post. Why didn’t I know that I arranged for a thief to steal my bag?

6L: Why do you still have time to quarrel, hurry up and watch the show!The host is asking if they can go home and follow the filming!

Jingcheng Satellite TV has its own online broadcasting platform, and there are not many viewers who usually log in, but this time it will be stuck in an instant and the server will almost be unable to support it.

The two are newly married, and today is the most curious time for the people who eat melons.

Liu Yichen also knew that it was somewhat unreasonable to refuse an interview at this time.

Forced to do so, Liu Yichen nodded and agreed.

Shi Yan next to him almost wrote the word reluctance directly on his face——

He was still thinking just now, maybe it would be a matter of course for him to go back tonight and do something with Liu Yichen.

It's all gone now.

Even if the host left some room for the two of them not to reveal their identities, anyone with a discerning eye could tell who they were.

If you refuse at this time, you will be ridiculed later. Besides, Liu Yichen agreed, and his daughter-in-law could not object to her consent, so Shi Yan had no choice but to agree.

"Wow!" As soon as the two agreed, the host immediately became excited, "Then get in the car, we will drive you home."

Along with the excitement are the audience in front of the TV.

The audience who just poured in immediately swiped the barrage:

【Hahahaha Shi Yan's expression made me laugh so hard, I was forced to listen to my wife. 】

[Everyone calm down, Shi Yan, this is a passer-by man! 】

[Yes, yes, this is a kind passerby, what Shi Yan? 】

[It depends on how long they can last hahaha! 】

【They know we know they know we know who they are】

[In front, nesting dolls are prohibited! 】

Although both of them didn't take off their hats and sunglasses, they were not blind, and they could tell who it was even by listening to their voices.

That's Liu Yichen and Shi Yan's wedding room, it's exciting just thinking about it!

"It's not very convenient to tell me my home address. I'll write the address to you. I'll be in the car later to make sure the camera doesn't involve the street scene outside."

Shi Yan usually looks rough, but at this time he is always unexpectedly careful, opening the door for Liu Yichen, while explaining details to the camera in a low voice.

After getting in the car, the host began to chat with the two people as usual: "Would you like to reveal your names, gentlemen?"

Liu Yichen sat upright, Shi Yan looked serious, the two were silent for a moment, speaking in unison.

"My name is Shi... Yi."

"My name is Liu...Yan."

Both of them found that what they said was a little subtle after halfway through the conversation, so they had to continue.

Host: "...Okay, Mr. Shi, Mr. Liu."

Barrage:

[Please tell that friend again, Liu what? 】

[Hahahahaha what the hell, what's the matter with you, Chenchen, you still have amnesia, why are you cueing your own CP name? 】

[Liu what hahahahaha?Shi Yan, did you say that you just thought about it before? 】

[This is so funny, both of them were stunned, I can really laugh until next year hahahaha! 】

The first round of routines of the host brother: "It's already dark, and it's dark in the car, do you two want to take off your sunglasses?"

The two shook their heads in unison.

Liu Yichen: "I have a stye."

Shi Yan: "I was infected with a stye by him."

The barrage went crazy again hahaha.

[Is it my delusion, I think Liu Yichen used to be ascetic? 】

[It's not a human design, it's really being implemented every minute and every second]

[It turns out that sand sculptures are bottomless]

[A sand sculpture and a veteran cadre are together, and the one who is affected will always be the veteran cadre hahahaha]

The host brother persevered and continued his routine: "Have you watched our show before? Do you know me?"

Liu Yichen and Shi Yan are also regulars on Jingcheng TV, and they have met this host on other programs.

"I see, I know you. You are Lu Xiaoyang. I often watch your shows." Liu Yichen showed incomparable enthusiasm and wisdom in pretending to be stupid.

Anyway, he refuses to admit who he is.

At this time, if you don’t admit it, everyone can happily pretend to be stupid. Once you admit it, you will have to deal with the expenses of the studio and the TV station, and you will be discussed and hyped by fans.

To be the host of an on-site live broadcast, what you need most is the ability to adapt to changes.

Lu Xiaoyang was not discouraged at all, and changed his breakthrough direction: "Then it seems that the ratings of our program are also really good. I wonder what occupations you two are engaged in?"

The camera is here, Liu Yichen and Shi Yan will never lie.

But pretending to be stupid has already begun, and Shi Yan decided to be stupid to the end inexplicably: "Well...we are in the service industry."

Adhering to the spirit of not being moved by the enemy, Lu Xiaoyang continued to ask: "What is the service industry specifically, waiters? Tour guides? Real estate?"

"Um, specifically...a profession that conveys happiness to everyone through words and body movements..." Shi Yan clenched his fist slightly, pressed his lips against his lips, and blocked his unconcealable smile. Playing dumb really?

Lu Xiaoyang was so shocked by their routine that he couldn't help laughing: "Okay then, what is the relationship between the two of you?"

This time, the two did not pretend to be mean, and openly and frankly confessed their relationship as legal spouses.

Barrage:

[Congratulations to the little brother who finally succeeded in the routine once]

【What the hell are these two talking about hahaha】

【Let's see what else they have to say when they get home】

The place where the two walked was not very far from home, and the car arrived in less than 5 minutes.

The camera followed Liu Yichen and Shi Yan to open the door.

【I'm coming!I can't believe that these two just got married and didn't have a wedding photo at home! 】

【I also!Let's see what they explain! 】

As soon as the door was opened, what greeted the eyes was a huge wedding photo that towered from the ceiling to the ground.

It was Liu Yichen and Shi Yan.

In front of this picture, the whole family looks ordinary——

No one can take their eyes off this photo that stands out with such a presence.

"Wow? Is this your wedding photo? Has anyone told you that you look a lot like the two artists?" The tone should be as exaggerated as possible.

Lu Xiaoyang gave himself a thumbs up in his heart.

Well-informed, calm, playful, adaptable, outstanding ability, worthy of praise.

It's not that Shi Yan and Liu Yichen are big-hearted.

The two lived in this house for one night, and it was the first day of amnesia, and the war was in chaos. Although there was this wedding photo in memory, they went out to record a program for a week, and tonight there was another chaos. Forget about it.

"Hey, this is not our wedding photo. It would be great if we were so handsome. Isn't that my fan who is Shi Yan's fanatic, so I put their photo here."

Shi Yan acted as if he was lying and didn't write a draft, he broke the pot and fell in love with himself for a while.

Lu Xiaoyang cooperatingly perfunctory: "Is that so? Then Liu...Mr. Yan, you are really generous, to allow your partner to hang someone else's huge wedding photo at home."

The barrage was about to die of laughter.

【Hahahaha Liu Yichen's face is almost green】

[What is Liu Yichen, where did Liu Yichen come from, the one in front is our Shi Yi, Mr. Shi]

[God, someone else's wedding photo, these two people are going to kill me from laughing]

[Pretend, continue to pretend, this wedding photo has never been released to the public, where did they come from]

[Lick first as a respect!Didn't any of you stop licking wedding photos?Too beautiful! 】

At this point, it's almost time for everyone to enter the door, but many years of hosting experience made Lu Xiaoyang subconsciously look around.

"Excuse me...don't you pick up the letter on the floor?"

On the floor by the door, there was a letter that was obviously stuffed in through the crack of the door, and the envelope was written in red marker and received by Liu Yichen.

Everyone was stunned.

[By the way... is that what I think? 】

[I also think... Maybe it's an illegitimate child? 】

【Don't take it apart, it won't be a good thing...】

[Liu Yichen is a liar, sells people's designs, it's confusing!If you want me to know where his home is, I will send it too! 】

[Scroll in front, don't look at it if you don't want to, don't show your lower limit here]

In the picture, Shi Yan walked towards the envelope.

The camera moves with Shi Yan.

"Shua—" Shi Yan bent down and picked up the letter, but didn't read it, but directly tore the envelope into pieces.

The author has something to say: This show has a prototype, it is a daily comprehensive, you can find it by searching and filming at station B, it is very interesting.

And the mention of real artists in this chapter is just ridicule, no disrespect meant.