The president is driving

11 embarrassing things

The two were entangled and fought in the mud, muddy water splashed and fell on the two of them.Although Wu Yao was bigger than Xiao Yuelei, he couldn't bear the dexterity of others, so he couldn't get the yoghurt he wanted.

As soon as Xiao Yuelei caught an opening, he ran back as hard as he could. He knew that he would definitely not be able to beat Wu Yao.

Wu Yao couldn't grab the yogurt for a long time, the child's temper exploded, he bent over and grabbed the mud with both hands and threw it on him, Xiao Yuelei was in pain, and turned around to check what happened, only to find that a pair of muddy hands slapped him on the face .

In an instant, his face was covered by muddy water, only two bright eyes were exposed, which was funny.

The laughter was deafening.Wu Yao took the opportunity to reach out to snatch the yogurt in his hand, unexpectedly, he was well prepared and threw the yogurt to his base camp.

Just into his own basket.

Everyone is sluggish, is that okay?

Xiao Yuelei made a victory gesture.

The director couldn't laugh or cry, "Xiao Yuelei, foul."

"No one has obtained the yogurt yet, so it can still be robbed."

Wu Yao ran forward quickly, Xiao Yuelei was not to be outdone, grabbed the muddy water and slapped him on him, and the two started a mud fight again.

And Fang Ning had brought the milk powder back to his base camp a long time ago. When the two were still fighting with each other, Fang Ning took the yogurt first, and in the eyes of everyone, he picked up a big bargain.

"Fang Ning! Give me back the yoghurt!"

"Brother Ning! You are so insidious!"

"Haha, if I had known earlier, I would have gone to grab it too!"

"..."

"Fang Ning, your child doesn't know how to drink, so what's the use of taking it!"

Fang Ning hooked the corner of his mouth, "I want to drink."

In an instant, the audience was silent.

Facing such a willful Fang Ning, Wu Yao and the others had no choice but to shut up.

Then, they began to snatch other foods, such as vegetables and meat.

Dong Wenlun took most of the soy products, but Lin Yuhe chose most of the snacks, probably because he didn't know how to cook.

At the end, each group has gained a lot.It's also a lot of fun.

Fang Ning distributed a dozen premium yoghurts to each child.

When sorting out the results, other children will help share the weight, but he has to be busy feeding the baby in his arms first.

This gap is not insignificant, and he is particularly envious.

The camera dutifully recorded Fang Ning's resentful little eyes, which must be a flaw.

"Considering everyone's performance is very good, for today's dinner, everyone will have a group dinner. Then we will gather at the village square."

Although the recording time of this game is long, everyone is very excited.

Everyone hurried home to cook, ready to show off their cooking skills.

Fang Ning's team only had him in combat strength, and with a mop bottle, he was too busy taking care of the children to drink milk and pee, not to mention cooking.

So, at the advice of the cameraman, he tied the baby firmly to his back with a rope.Started his person|wife cooking journey.

Immediately afterwards, put the firewood behind the stove and burn it until it is vigorous, then clean the cauldron and start frying the side dishes grabbed in the afternoon.Because the smell of firewood behind was strong and choking, the staff had to be taken care of.

After a few dishes, Fang Ning was already sweating profusely from exhaustion. Fortunately, the baby was very quiet during this period, with two big eyes rolling around.It seems to be interested in this cauldron.

After getting ready, Fang Ning set out to the village square with a large basket of vegetables.

The so-called square is actually the central settlement of the village. It is still uneven on all sides, but the open area is relatively large.

The staff reached out to take away the food in his hand, and Dong Wenlun stepped forward to untie his rope and put the baby down.After a while, the baby fell asleep again.

The two chatted for a while.Others also arrived one after another.

As the night gradually fell, the surrounding five-color lights had already been arranged, and the dishes of each family were placed on the long table.Everyone picked up chopsticks to taste the taste.

All of a sudden, all kinds of salty and light, delicious comments are alternating.

"Everyone be quiet, now everyone has tasted everyone's dishes. Next, let your children write the worst dish. For Fang Ning, the one over there, yes, it's you, the crew cut Brother, you write."

Everyone pointed to Xiao Yuelei's food and shouted that it was unpalatable.He started laughing at Lin Yuhe's snack platter again.

"Now everyone has finished writing. So, from now on, everyone will make a small game."

Meanwhile, the director placed a microphone at the table.

"The rules of the game are, say an embarrassing thing about yourself, and then everyone will score it, from one to ten, the more embarrassing the score, the higher the score. Each person's final score is the sum of all the people."

"Okay, who starts first?"

"Let me go first." Dong Wenlun stood up first.

"My deepest memory is the day my wife gave birth. I didn't know the situation until my wife gave birth. It is my life's regret not to be with her during her most difficult time. But of course the embarrassing thing is not this." Dong Wenlun I adjusted my mood and smiled.

Applause broke out from the audience.

Dong Wenlun nodded and continued: "Thank you. Thank you everyone. I continued to say that I arrived at the hospital in the middle of the night on the second day after she gave birth. I was shocked and couldn't wait to see our baby."

"As a result, I went into the room in the middle of the night and saw the baby lying on the cradle, I couldn't help but hug it up, but when I looked closely, I didn't look like myself."

"I thought about it a lot at the time, and the more I thought about it, the more scared I became. In the end, I woke up the woman on the bed."

"Damn! I was very fierce at the time, but I was dumbfounded when that woman got into bed together. She wasn't my wife at all! Later, when someone came from the hospital, I realized that I had gone to the wrong ward..."

"Ha ha ha ha--"

"Brother Dong, you are too embarrassing!"

"This embarrassment is okay! Be very decisive!"

"Who's next?"

Xiao Yuelei stood up and said, "I'll do it. It may not be very embarrassing. But it will be a little disgusting. "

"I went to dinner with someone. I don't say who it is, it's very embarrassing. We sat face to face during the meal, but he ate half of it and started holding his booger."

"Ugh—" Someone off the field cooperated tacitly.

"Then he took out his finger that had picked his booger, just like that," Xiao Yuelei stretched out his finger to demonstrate, "flicked it at me, and that huge booger bounced into my bowl..."

"Ha ha ha ha--"

"Then did you eat later?"

"No. But he also asked me why I didn't eat, and whether I had a bad appetite. Then I said that I did have a bad appetite."

"Ha ha ha ha--"

When Xiao Yuelei walked off the stage, several men sitting on the seats stretched out their fingers to imitate his action just now, "Just play it like this~"

"Ha ha ha ha--"

"Who's next?"

Wu Yao ran up and said into the microphone: "I have a lot of embarrassing things. The most common thing is that when there are concerts, there are too many people, and I often go to the wrong place."

"No wonder your concert is postponed with various excuses every time it starts."

"Hahaha--"

"There was another time when I was shopping. I was fully armed, wearing a sun hat and a mask, but I was recognized by people."

"At that time, the girl asked me if you were Wu Yao, and I said no. Then she immediately shouted, Wu Yao is here. Then I ran as hard as I could, but I still couldn't get rid of them."

"I ended up running in the park and hiding behind a couple, so they didn't notice. The couple was still doing some embarrassing things."

"It's really embarrassing—"

Xiao Yuelei said with a smirk: "It's a shameful thing ~ Angkor, you must still remember it deeply hahaha——"

Wu Yao scolded with a smile: "Get out!"

Fang Ning stood in front of the microphone holding the baby who was breastfeeding, "The most embarrassing thing about me was that when I was young, people often thought I was a girl. When I was young, I played tricks and played female roles."

"true and false!"

"Big news!"

"At that time, my brother also thought I was a girl, but when he found out that I was a boy, he was shocked."

"A boy's dream of youth is being shattered—"

"Fang Zhuo must be devastated."

"It's embarrassing—"

The director couldn't help gossiping, "Then how did he accept this fact?"

Fang Ning thought about it for a while, "At that time, he seemed to run away when he saw me. Later, he might have accepted it, so he didn't ignore me."

"It's really embarrassing!"

Dong Wenlun couldn't help asking: "Is your brother still single?"

"Yes."

Wu Yao said with a smirk: "What's the matter, Brother Dong, who do you want to be a matchmaker for?"

Dong Wenlun blushed, "Isn't someone asking me to find high-quality young people?"

"Isn't there one next to you!" Wu Yao raised his eyebrows and smiled.

"Go, go, you old man!"

The baby in Fang Ning's arms started to cry again, he shook his arms and hummed a little song, and began to coax him.

"Finally, Lin Yuhe."

"The most embarrassing thing... I often go to the wrong bathroom." Lin Yuhe scratched his hair in embarrassment, "However, fortunately, I am handsome, so girls forgive me."

"what--"

"shameless--"

"Ha ha--"

After finishing speaking, Lin Yuhe went down.

"That's it?"

"Okay, let's start scoring. The one with the lowest score will get the worst dish as punishment."

"what!"

"No way!"

"I know that the show crew has no good intentions!"

"The score is out. The highest score is 39 points, Dong Wenlun. Congratulations!"

"Second, the scores of No.3 are 38 points and 36 points respectively. Fang Ning and Wu Yao."

"No.4 is, Xiao Yuelei! 35 points."

"Last place, Lin Yuhe, 30 points."

"Okay, let's start to accept the punishment!"

Lin Yuhe ate the super salty black charred bitter gourd fried by Xiao Yuelei in front of everyone.

"I'm so miserable! This is the most embarrassing thing for me! I'm so handsome, how come bitter melon doesn't taste good!"

"Hahaha--"

Suddenly, the staff brought up a huge barbecue grill and an oversized roasted whole lamb, and the rich aroma wafted out.

"This is a gift from the program team to everyone, I hope everyone will have a good time!"

There was endless applause, and everyone began to get excited.

Halfway through the party, Fang Ning had to go back and change the baby's diaper.

He hummed softly, coaxing the baby to sleep, watching the baby's peaceful sleeping face slowly falling asleep, and all the restlessness lurking in his heart disappeared.

"Crack-"

The door opened softly, Fang Ning looked up at the door in surprise.

"Fang Zhuo!"

Fang Zhuo locked the door behind his back, walked into the low hut, skillfully took out the battery of the camera that was recording and threw it on the ground.

Then he tightly hugged the man who made him worry for the whole day, and kissed deeply. After a few minutes of stickiness, he ruthlessly pushed the passionate man in his arms onto the hard wooden board bed, without any explanation, tore off his clothes, and then ruthlessly violated him.