ca-book Chapter 1 Miss Gu Family
Chapter 1 Miss Gu Family
"Ascension to the hall—!!"
"mighty--"
In the yamen of Shangjun's prefect's mansion, a plaque with the four characters "Qin Jing hanging high" is hung high on the hall. A well-looking man in a fourth-grade scarlet robe and black gauze on his head is sitting on it holding a cup of tea.
Under the hall, the yamen servants on both sides held water and fire sticks and lined up majesticly, with solemn expressions.
In the middle stood two men, one fat and one thin.
The fat housekeeper looks about 40 years old, well-dressed, and he can be seen at a glance as the steward of a wealthy family.
Although the thin one was dressed in brocade clothes, he didn't give in at all, his hair was in a loose bun, and a few strands of uncombed hair hung down from his temples and fell on his cheeks, looking like a fool.
But it's just such a slovenly, shapeless person with a face like a spring flower and clear eyebrows and eyes, it's really a pity that he has such a good appearance.
The man wearing black gauze in the hall did not look at the two people in the hall, he blew on the foam on the surface of the tea in the cup, and asked calmly: "Who is in the hall?"
"Grassman Gu Zhengqing!"
"Grassman Ruan Tao."
Hearing the word "Ruan Tao", the man suddenly choked on a sip of tea.
He raised his eyes and looked down the hall, and when he saw the familiar person clearly, he put the teacup on the table with a "bang", and said sadly: "Why is it you again?!"
"Master Wu's enlightenment!" Ruan Tao smiled indifferently, not at all nervous about going to court, "I didn't want to come, but they insisted on suing me!"
People have to sue you? !
Wu Taishou almost laughed out of breath.This man spoke like he was wronged!There are so many people on the street, why don't others sue?I'll arrest you and sue you if you're full?
This kid entered the prefect's yamen several times a month, and every time he had such a submissive face, but his eyes showed that he didn't take it seriously, which really made people angry.
Where will he put the government?Where will Qin Law be? !
The more Taishou Wu thought about it, the more angry he became. Ten years in the cold, plus ten years as an official, the word "Qin Law" is sacred and inviolable in his heart, and it should be the place where every Qin person is in awe.
Everyone entered the yamen with their heads bowed three points.It's not like Ruan Tao, who can't even put his hair in a good bun, it's out of shape!No awe!
If Ruan Tao knew what Taishou Wu was thinking at this time, he would definitely cry out for injustice!He didn't slick his hair on purpose, he just hasn't learned how to comb it.
Suppressing the anger in his heart, Taishou Wu slapped the Xingmu in his hand, and said angrily: "Presumptuous! How many times is this the first time this month? According to the Great Qin law, the harasser cane is twenty sticks, and he will serve corvee for three months!"
Seeing this, the fat man surnamed Gu was overjoyed, never thought that the lawsuit would go so smoothly, he kowtowed and shouted: "My lord is wise!"
Seeing that Prefect Wu was really reaching out to draw the stick, Ruan Tao quickly clasped his hands and argued: "Your Excellency, you have learned! Every time Tao came to the prefect's yamen, he was sued, and today he is Gu chasing after Tao, so why bother Tao?" Gongyi said?"
"Are you questioning the government?" Wu Taishou raised his eyebrows.
"My lord's lesson!" Ruan Tao wanted to defend himself.
However, Prefect Wu is determined to punish him this time. He has seen Ruan Tao's sharp teeth, and it is common for this kid to say that everything is black and white, flat and round.
Therefore, his movements of raising his hand, drawing his lottery, and issuing orders were all done in one go, without giving Ruan Tao the slightest chance to defend himself.
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"Go in! Be honest!"
Ruan Tao was thrown into the prison by the collar by two guards like twisting chickens.
Along the way, he kept struggling to cry out for injustice, and shouted to see the prefect.
However, the two guards were as vicious as door gods pasted on the door, and they ignored Ruan Tao's yelling and mourning at all. In this case, they had to listen to every person who came in, and they were already numb.
The two locked the cell door indifferently, and left without looking back, leaving Ruan Tao crying in the cell.
"It's wronged—my lord! It's wronged!"
Ruan Tao hugged the prison pillar and kept shouting for injustice.
He was originally a good-natured young man who was engaged in superstitious work in the 21st century but was a staunch atheist, but because of an accidental "customer dispute", he crossed over into a Liao Zhai fan literature called "Dandong Supplements".
I still remember that the introduction of the book is - "Have a good time drinking with the first emperor, exchange cups with Li Bai and Su Shi, and embrace the noble concubine Xishi Zhaojun in his arms."
It can be said that the Chinese teacher watched hanging himself, and the history teacher vomited blood after watching it. The difference from the original "Liao Zhai" is as far as ten Monkey King's somersaults.
Up to now, he has worn it here for more than three months.
When he first came here, God only gave him a single piece of clothing and two taels of silver. Who would have thought that the silver in his pocket would be touched before he could walk a street.
no way!He has to eat and support himself, and after thinking about it, he can only know a little "folk craft".
Ever since, he had no choice but to resume his old career in this world and became a wandering warlock.
But to do their business is like being a doctor!
If people are satisfied, people treat you as a living Bodhisattva and praise you as a god reincarnated. If people have a little bit of dissatisfaction, they are likely to be abused and retaliated against.
What's more, Ruan Tao is half a fool!
As far as the methods are concerned, he himself has no idea. Where have the new youths living under the red flag seen any ghosts and evil spirits?
For so many years in the rivers and lakes, he mostly relied on his good appearance, clever mouth, and bluffing "craftsmanship". As for how much of his real skills are, only God knows.
It is precisely because of this that he is more likely to be retaliated against.
No!He has been sued three times this month.
Ruan Tao yelled for a long time, his throat hurt and no one answered him, so he had to give up.
Fortunately, although the prefect's yamen prison is dark, it is also clean.
There are two beds, one table, and two chairs in the prison, and the floor is covered with hay, probably because the prison is too humid to breed rats and insects.
Except for repeat offenders and key offenders, two people are usually held in a cell, except for Ruan Tao, there is also a man in this cell.
When Ruan Tao's eyes fell on the man in the corner, he couldn't help but take a deep breath. There was no other reason. It was because the man was too outstanding——
I saw that man with long eyebrows and deep eyes, high nose and thin lips, wearing a black robe, silver crown and hair, rustling and elegant like a pine tree. He was sitting at the simple low table, but he was forced to He sat down as if he was in the Golden Luan Hall.
When Ruan Tao stared at him, he also looked at Ruan Tao without blinking. When he smiled, his eyes were curved, as gentle as jade.
Ruan Tao stared at the man in a daze for a while, until the man coughed lightly, and then came back to his senses.
After regaining his senses, Ruan Tao realized his gaffe, turned around and cupped his hands at the person at the table and said, "I'm sorry! It's fate to meet you here. My surname is Ruan, and my single name is Tao."
fate?Is there a predestined relationship when eating in prison together?
Ruan Tao himself felt stupid when he heard this.
Fortunately, the man didn't mind, so he stood up and bowed back to him: "My surname is Zhao, and my first name is..."
He paused for a moment, then replied, "One name is Su."
After saying that, he sat back again, pointed to the chair opposite him and said, "Mr. Ruan Xiaolang, please sit down."
He stood up, leaned over, raised his sleeves, and his every move was graceful and dignified, making this simple prison look like an elegant orchid room.
Ruan Tao silently sighed twice in his heart, and he was not polite, stepped forward and sat down in front of the other party.
The two never spoke a word after that.
The wailing and grievances in the prison kept coming and going, and they were so quiet that they could even hear each other's breathing.
Ruan Tao quietly looked at the person across from him, and couldn't help but click his tongue.
Just now he almost thought that he had crossed over again, and he was not entering the prison of the prefect's yamen, but the prison of the fairy world, otherwise why would there be a celestial being sitting in it?
Look at this young man who looks so good-looking, and the attire is not something ordinary people can afford, he must be a son of a rich eunuch.
I don't know how to play myself in prison?
While Ruan Tao was staring intently at the man without blinking, Zhao Su was also looking at him with a smile, and the surprise in his eyes couldn't be hidden.
Never thought that there could be such bright and colorful characters in the borderland of Shangjun.
The two stared at each other face to face for a while, and finally Zhao Su asked first: "I see that Mr. Xiao Lang is a kind person, I don't know what happened?"
It's okay not to mention this matter, but Ruan Tao gets angry when he mentions it.
He sighed, and said slowly: "I'm a wandering warlock. A few days ago, I accepted the commission from the He family to perform rituals for that young lady from the Gu family."
"Ancient family?"
The man pondered for a moment: "I know that there is a lady from the family of an ancient member of Shangjun who has been in a coma for three years and is now being recuperated in Jingshui Temple. Could it be that ancient family?"
"It's that ancient family." Ruan Tao nodded sadly.
The ancient family in Shangjun is a well-known big family in Shangjun, and I heard that the ancestors were once a third-rank official.
In this generation, although there are no more children to enter the official career, the family has a lot of land and shops, and it is still the leading big family in Shangjun.
In this generation, the Gu family has two brothers, and the two brothers are quite harmonious.
It's a pity that Gu Gu accidentally capsized during a boat trip five years ago, and died together with his wife, leaving only one daughter.
Just three years ago, a strange thing happened to the Gu family—Miss Gu suddenly fell into a coma.
At first, the ancients thought it was sick.
However, all kinds of medical consultations failed to improve, and the doctors couldn't tell what the disease was.
Until Miss Gu's teeth were not sticky for three days, her body was still healthy, except for coma, there was no problem, and her appearance became even more beautiful!Only then did the ancients realize the strangeness.
Therefore, the abbot of Jingshui Temple, Wuming monk, was invited. The unnamed monk said that Miss Gu was bewitched by the fox demon, and said that the demon had powerful spells, and he couldn't help it.
In the end, Miss Gu could only be taken to Jingshui Temple for cultivation. In the past, the power of incense from the Buddha was used to get rid of the evil spirits, but after three years of exorcising, they failed to get rid of them.
During the past few years when Ms. Gu was in a coma, the Gu family and the He family of Ms. Gu's maternal ancestor's family kept looking for experts, but in the end it was all in vain.
At this time, when the He family found Ruan Tao, they probably saw him as a fresh face in the county, so they had the attitude of treating a dead horse as a living horse doctor.
"I went to see it, and there is nothing unusual there." Ruan Tao said, "I see that Miss Gu doesn't seem to be possessed by evil spirits, she should just be sick."
Can't speak, can't move, can't respond to external stimuli, but still alive.
Judging from the scientific perspective of Ruan Tao, a modern person, this Miss Gu should have become a vegetable because she didn't know what happened.
As for why she was still alive without receiving professional and scientific nursing for three years, he couldn't figure it out.
Speaking of which, this little girl is also pitiful.
It would be better if we lived in this world, but it is not easy to be able to persist for such a long time when we are born in such an age with underdeveloped medical conditions.
"It is true that there are ghosts and gods in this world, but they are not everywhere. Many of them are actually natural phenomena, physical and mental illnesses, and people don't know how to explain them, so they all fall on the 'ghosts and gods' as they should."
After speaking, Ruan Tao sighed again: "That's why I persuade the Gu family to invite more doctors to take a look. After all, Shangjun is only a county, and the Gu family is big enough to go to Beijing to invite doctors, although it may not be possible to save Miss Xinggu. , but there is always a contingency in everything.”
Hearing this, the man's eyes lit up: "Ordinary alchemists will spare no effort to deceive these people in order to make money. Even if there are no 'ghosts and gods' disturbing the house, I still have to tell you that Feng Shui is not good, and pay three taels of silver to ensure the prosperity of the animals. Come on. Never thought that brother Ruan still has such a heart?"
Ruan Tao smiled and waved his hands: "It would be impossible to say that I never played tricks with my tongue. But I don't do it now, and besides, things like human injury and disease are life-threatening things, it's really no joke .”
Afterwards, he continued: "I tried my best to persuade you there for a long time, but I thought the Gu family would listen, but the He family who invited me to go didn't listen, so I insisted that Miss Gu ran into a demon and asked me to do something. thing."
"The He family?"
"The He family and the Gu family are related by marriage. The old lady of the He family is Miss Gu and grandmother."
Zhao Su nodded.
"The old man is stubborn, I won't do anything and won't let me go. In the end, I was forced to draw a picture of my exorcism talisman and stick it on her forehead..."
"Then Miss Gu is getting better?"
"It's getting worse."
"..."
Ruan Tao calmly said, "Miss Gu has been lying in bed with brain death for three years, and it's not surprising that her condition is getting worse now."
"Brain dead?" Zhao Su caught this word that he had never heard before.
Seeing this, Ruan Tao was about to start popularizing brain death with this ancient man: "The meaning of brain death is..."
Before he finished speaking, he saw a jailer approaching and opened the lock of the cell.
"Where is Ruan Tao?"
Ruan Tao thought he was coming to drag him to be tortured, so he trembled in fright: "Not here, I just turned into a butterfly and flew away!"
Zhao Su couldn't help but chuckled lightly.
For some reason, after Zhao Su laughed, the jailer's attitude immediately became a lot more respectful.
He also bowed his hands to Ruan Tao, and then said: "Don't be afraid, the He family is here to protect you."
"Huh? Why?" Ruan Tao was puzzled, "I was sent in by his in-laws less than an hour ago."
"I heard that after your talisman was pasted up, Miss Gu's eyes suddenly opened half an hour ago!"
"—?!"
The author says:
I saw a lot of cuties struggling with Buddhist issues—as I said at the beginning, this is a Liaozhai fanfiction written by Tao Tao, and the dynasties are not allowed to be tested!Li Taibai can stay under the same sky as Lin Daiyu, this is not the Qin Dynasty!
It's just that the ruler of this dynasty in this book is the First Emperor, but this dynasty is not the real Qin Dynasty!this is a book!a book!A book of Liao Zhai Fan Humanities, my dears! QQ
All the character settings and timelines in this article are secondary settings (so don’t say that so-and-so’s historical character design collapsed TVT), just watch it for fun, don’t take it seriously.
If there is something that makes everyone unhappy, it is the author's fault (but don't call me TVT if you can), it has nothing to do with the predecessors! ! !
Do not take the truth seriously! ! ! !
ps: (Ruan Tao is receiving, Fusu is attacking)
——Advance receipt——"Traveling into a Widow NPC in a Horror Game"——
"Owl" - a live-action escape horror game. It is said that after those who are selected to participate in the game pass the level, the "game" will realize the deepest obsession in their hearts.
Jiang Yan, who has no desires, no desires, no illnesses and no disasters, just fell asleep and somehow transmigrated into the game.
Others are players, but he has become an NPC.
From the ghostly bride waiting to be married in an uninhabited village, to the critically ill little white flower patient in an abandoned hospital;
From the little lamb waiting to be slaughtered under house arrest by a hunter in the lonely wild forest, to the widow of the sick and weak paper shop owner in the suburbs of Beijing...
The players broke through each level, and Jiang Yan fled from level to level.
Each copy of his character is either a dead wife or a dead husband——
System: "Drip! Ask the bride-to-be about the life experience of the dead village chief's son."
Player [-]: "Why is this bride a man?"
Player [-]: "It's probably a bug, don't worry about these details."
Jiang Yan, who was asked a question, said, "Uh...uh...then I didn't remember my lines! Let me tell you directly, he is a ghost."
Players: "????"
On the game forum:
The newcomer asked: "I heard that the copy of 'Minjiang No. 423' is easy to destroy, how can I survive?"
Player [-]: "Find an NPC named Jiang Yan, hug his thigh!"
Player [-]: "Don't really hug! The last one who really hugged Jiang Yan's thigh was swallowed by a ghost. The video in the forum was looped for three days! Make him happy! Remember to make him happy!"
Rookie: "May I ask who this NPC named Jiang Yan is?"
Players: "Don't ask! Asking is a BUG!"
Others came to this game because of a certain obsession, but Jiang Yan came here because he was someone's crazy obsession.
[The beautiful indifferent sand sculpture NPC salted fish is under the control of VS, and the wife-protecting slice is the main attack]
——"After being sacrificed as a sacrifice to an evil god"——
After tens of thousands of years of development, human beings have torn themselves apart.
After another world war, the world began to wipe out human beings.
In order to protect the only remaining civilization and genes of human beings, human beings seek help from the ancient abyss and sacrifice a beautiful baby——
Lin Cu was sacrificed to the evil god of the abyss, in exchange for 20 years of peace in the human world.
Twenty years later, a virus-like radiation swept the world, human genes were smashed and recombined, and all creatures began to mutate.
The world collapsed, civilization was trampled, and animal nature awakened!
Lin Cu was sent to the altar again by everyone as a sacrifice.
He struggled and swung his legs that had turned into fishtails due to radiation. At this moment, he was like a lamb, desperately waiting for the evil god to be slaughtered and enjoyed.
He stared into the abyss, and the abyss responded—
A certain abyss waved its tentacles enthusiastically: "Baby! We can catch jellyfish together!"
Lin Cu: "..."
Everyone: "..."
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Fuchao is the ancient god of the universe, the ruler of thousands of stars, and the ancient god of hundreds of millions of civilizations.
In the past, facing the pious prayers of many civilizations, he was wild and arrogant——
"Oh! Offer your souls, your spirits, and be my slaves forever!"
Now, facing the prayers of many civilizations, he has a cute face——
"Extinct is extinct! I just want to catch jellyfish with my wife."