How to Routine Mrs. into the Bed

Chapter 1

"Bang! Bang! Bang!!!" Three shocking drumbeats shook the magpie's nest next to the plaque in the yamen, and the soil particles followed the shaking drum. Eyes squeezed out a forehead line to catch the soil particles, "pooh" sprayed off the sand on the lips, and looked sullenly at the woman holding the double hammer to beat the drum desperately.

"What a piece of crap! No one came out after knocking for a long time!" Nan Ximu knocked on the drum here for a long time, and the door didn't even show a crack. She was so angry that she threw the hammer at the vermilion lacquered door, but Su Zhu was snickered. He caught it, turned the wooden hammer and walked to the drum, watching the angry Nanximu sitting on the wheelchair and pedaling the wheelchair, thinking it was an unruly wild horse, but he didn't move for half a circle.

"Miss, you are beating the drum so weakly, how can the official media hear it? It should be like this." Su Zhu raised his hand and hammered it down, only to hear a "buzz", the surface of the drum was actually broken by Su Zhu in a daze. , the wooden hammer was inserted into the drum and broke into two pieces, and it was on the verge of falling, which really shocked Nanximu's face.

"What are you doing! What are you doing! Huh? Mr. Su? Didn't you just come to find coal made by the official media six days ago? Why are you here again today? Could it be possible that you will take a concubine within three days of getting married! You This physical strength is good enough, don’t you usually go to Qingxiang Building to exercise?” The drum was knocked through the door before it opened a small crack, and a small head got out impatiently to see who was making the noise here, but Seeing Nan Ximu sitting on the wheelchair with an angry face, Su Zhu next to him was smiling and shaking his legs.

"Is the official media here? My wife has something to do with her."

"The official media's cat gave birth today, and went home to deliver the baby. Tomorrow and the day after tomorrow, the official media has invited paternity leave. If you want to find her, please ask her early in the morning." Seeing the unbelievable young man closing the door with an unbelievable expression, he could not close his mouth for a long time, and seeing Su Zhu's uncontrollable laughter, he was so angry that he wanted to roll down the steps and fall to his death!

"It seems that the lady's idea has come to nothing, let's visit her relatives with my husband." Seeing this, Su Zhu took a big step closer and wanted to push Nan Xingmu's wheelchair to the Nanfu, but Nan Xingmu firmly grasped it with his ten fingers. Playing drums, this strength is really not small. If it is pulled and dislocated, Su Zhu will not have to spend money to find a doctor, and immediately puts down his smile and threatens, "If my lady insists on reconciling, I will let your Nanfu be in Huizhou with my ability." It is more than enough to beg in the city and sing the lotus flower falling!"

"..." As soon as this sentence came out, Nanximu immediately let go, and the next moment he was hugged by Su Zhu, and when he flew up, he kicked the wheelchair down the steps, and the wheelchair was directly smashed to pieces by this fatal kick. Than pastry crumbs.This operation really stunned Nan Ximu, he swallowed his saliva and looked at Su Zhu's smiling face, if he was not stable, and was thrown down the steps so hard, he would probably be paralyzed if he didn't die!

"White peach, yellow pear, let's go, go to Nanfu to visit my wife's natal family." Su Zhu jumped down the steps, the two girls looked at each other, shrugged, and obediently followed her home with her things behind the master.

Originally, the news of Su Zhu and Nan Ximu's three-day engagement spread throughout Huizhou City, but on the day of visiting relatives, the two had a quarrel outside the government office. The people who eat melons thought that Su Zhu felt that a woman was not enough to satisfy them , the two quarreled because of the concubine, and now they are both stunned to see Su Zhu walking on the street with Nanximu in his arms. , Everyone in Huizhou City respectfully calls Boss Su, from the government to the beggar, who doesn't know him Su Zhu?

"Miss, you are so gentle." Su Zhu naturally ignored the envious or disgusted eyes of passers-by, and only focused on this beautiful girl in his arms, watching her deliberately not looking at him in a fit of anger, so stubborn and unrestrained The whining appearance made Su Zhu happy, and he couldn't help but quicken his pace a little, the bigger and sweeter his smile.

The servants of Nanfu had been waiting outside the door for the arrival of the two of them. They saw Su Zhu walking straight in with the Nanxi wood in his arms, ignoring the servants along the way to ask for safety and rushing straight to the lobby. Master Nan and Xiao Nan who were drinking tea Seeing such a big battle, Madam bit her teacup and watched Su Zhu put the Nanxi wood on the table, moved her shoulders, seeing the appearance of the Nan family couple, immediately changed into a philistine smiling face, and bowed her hands in a big salute.

"My son-in-law has met my father-in-law and my mother-in-law!" Su Zhu's words did not give the Nan family couple any face. Everyone knew that Mrs. Nan successfully coaxed the master into the position after the eldest son died of illness three years ago. , became the top leader of the Nanfu, but at this moment, to Su Zhu, she was just a little woman who couldn't stand on the stage, she had to be polite, but her eyes were full of disdain and contempt.

"Ah... son-in-law, you and Akimu are here! Please sit down! Please sit down! Come on, let's serve tea!" Master Nan caught Su Zhu's trick first, and hurriedly asked Su Zhu to sit down, ordering the servant girl Serving tea, Mrs. Nan at the side turned pale, Xiaomu Yue?There is only the word mother-in-law in this world, where does it come from?The dissatisfaction in his eyes flashed by the corner of his mouth, and his legs were crossed.

"Today, my wife and I lost some time on the street, so we have to go back home after a short meal. There are still a lot of business matters waiting for me to solve. If Mr. Yue Zhang doesn't mind, let's serve the food immediately." Su Zhu lifted the lid of the cup and sniffed it lightly, then closed it with a smile, put the teacup on the table, knocked on the mahogany table with his index finger, watched as Huang Li helped Nan Xingmu to sit down in the wheelchair he found from Nanfu .

"But it's not yet noon..." Mr. Nan grinned in embarrassment, but he heard Mrs. Nan waved her sleeves and arranged for the servants to go to the kitchen to prepare lunch. She gave Mr. Nan a blank look, then turned to smile and said to Su Zhu: "Aiya , Master, since Su Xian-son-in-law still has things to do, why don't you finish dinner early and let the two of them go back to cultivate their relationship, they have only been married for three days, of course they are like glue! Xiaohong, let the second lady come to the front hall for dinner."

"Young mother-in-law, this is against the rules. After all, the second young lady has not yet left the court, and I have dinner with a man like me. Even though they are brother-in-law and sister-in-law, you should avoid suspicion." Su Zhu looked at Mrs. Nan slowly turning embarrassment into a pig's liver. The face, the handkerchief was pinched tightly, as if wishing to tear it up immediately, the corners of the mouth twitched and looked at Su Zhu.

"It's not a problem, it's not a problem, we are all a family. In the future, Kaifeng's marriage will need to be watched by a virtuous son-in-law. If there is something suitable..."

"My friends are all visiting the Goulan Courtyard and drinking flower wine. I'm afraid it's not good to introduce such a person to my wife's younger sister." Su Zhu's sentence cut off the Nan couple's shock, like a thunderstorm in their ears. It exploded at the same time, this Su Zhu's speech is really ugly, doesn't it indirectly say that he is also such a romantic person, this Nanximu.Looking at Nanximu, with a calm face, like a lotus sitting in the lobby, without saying a word, just twisting his belt and looking at the toe of the shoe.

This lunch was tasteless, and Su Zhu simply moved his chopsticks five or six times, and most of the time was for picking up vegetables for Nan Ximu. Looking down at the withered red charred meat roasted in the bowl with his phoenix eyes slightly lowered, he felt inexplicably disgusted, and left the table pretending to be full.Walking outside the door, he stopped and hid behind the screen to take a look at Su Zhu secretly. Su Zhu noticed something strange, curled the corners of his lips, picked up the wine glass and drank it down in one gulp.

"I'm bothering you today, I'll come to visit the elder one another day, and I'll say goodbye!" Su Zhu didn't have the appetite to eat, and saw that Nan Ximu was also eating, thinking that she wouldn't mind her rude refusal Watching her leave, seeing the white peaches and yellow pears eating dirt behind her, she must have felt that the meal was hard to swallow just by looking at it, so she pushed Nanximu's wheelchair and said, "What do you want to eat when you go home, my lady?" I'll let the little kitchen do it for you."

"No need." Nan Ximu's dead face can't stand the uncle who sells fruit on the roadside, so how can Mr. Su work hard without blowing out the candles after marrying a bitter melon face?I'm really worried about the future generations of the Su family!

"It's for it! It's for it!" The four of them picked a secluded path and walked around to the back house of the Su Mansion. As soon as they entered, they saw the maid lying on the top of the wall picking peaches that had grown outside the wall. Looking at it, he said with emotion: "Master, this is probably the so-called 'red apricot cheating'!"

"The one who came out of the wall is obviously Baitao." Su Zhu pushed the wheelchair into Huangli's hands with a smile, and called out to the back of the maid on the wall, "Hongxing, what are you doing?"

"Master, I'm cheating!"

The four people under the banyan tree looked at Hong Xing lying on the bed with a basket in her arms, her face was full of oil, and she waved her hands excitedly. This red dress was particularly conspicuous lying on the dark bricks, so that Hong Xing came out of the wall. , and this red apricot is actually a wall for the white peach.

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