How to Routine Mrs. into the Bed

Chapter 39 I'll take you to become a monk



Chapter 39 I'll take you to become a monk

"Madam, why don't you sleep for a while? We will be on the road for five or six days at the fastest, or seven or eight days at the latest. The road is bumpy and the mountain road is difficult. I'm afraid you won't be used to it." Already out of Huizhou City, Starting from the west gate, it gradually disappeared from people's sight, so the guards at the gate could clearly see Su Zhu and his party walking towards the southwest. Running to the north, Huangli opened the curtain and saw tall trees and green grass covering the sky and a thick puff of smoke everywhere. She asked in puzzlement, "Hey? Why did you turn around?"

"I was about to turn around. Huang Li, you do a good job. Blueberry learned her driving skills from Hongxing. If you don't sit properly, you may be thrown out!" Su Zhu pulled Huangli by the arm and pulled her back into the car. It happened that there was a jolt, and the back of Huang Li's head hit the carriage, causing her to blow air-conditioning and tears in tears.

"Since you are returning to Luzhou, you should go southwest. How can you go northwest? After crossing the mountains and the Great Wall plank road, you will go out of the country. Are you going to the nomads in the north to worship ancestors?" Opening the curtain curiously, seeing that the sky was bright and the air was clear, but filled with a cold air, she crouched in the carriage with her neck curled up, Cheng Ju looked at the crowd with wide eyes, she didn't know what they were talking about, listen That is.

"I'm going to worship our ancestors, but it's not going to Luzhou. I was afraid that someone would follow me on the road, so I played tricks, so I thought we went to Guiyao Valley and Dieshan, but in fact we just took a detour to go to other places. , to hide the eyes and ears."

"You are just a businessman, why do so many people hate you?"

"Who told me that they don't have what I have?" Su Zhu drank a cup of tea with a smile, but drank it lonely, because there was not a drop of water left in the cup from the bumpy road, and it was all scattered on the ground.

"What do you have that they don't?"

"I have skin and talent, a mind that can make money, and a wife that everyone envies. Who doesn't hate me?" She didn't feel goosebumps all over her body like before, and she didn't feel nauseous. Instead, she covered her mouth and snickered, but Huang Li stuck out her tongue when she saw her young lady like this.

The road was really bumpy, and all the food we ate were cakes, steamed buns, etc. from the mansion, and the tea would eventually cool down, and it was June, so there were only two windows in the carriage. It is breathable, and it is a bit stuffy for four people to squeeze in it.After a bumpy day, it was impossible to sleep well, but it was rare to walk on a good road, and the three masters and servants of Nanximu leaned against each other and fell asleep.

"Blueberry, where are you?"

"Master, we're almost at the foot of Abbot Mountain." Lan Berry saw that from a long distance, she could see the green hills in front of her towering into the clouds, surrounded by fairy air, and Zi Pu was leaning on the side and slightly closed her eyes to rest. The few in the carriage who don't know martial arts must have reached the foot of the mountain after practicing lightness kung fu in a day.

"Okay." Su Zhu raised the curtain to look at the surrounding trees. This is probably the most normal green hills and green forests in the four directions of Huizhou City. There are hundreds of kinds of miasmas inside and outside the Ghost Medicine Valley, and strangers are not allowed to approach.The miracle doctor in Medicine Valley has a weird temper, he only heals the dead, not the living.

As for the Dieshan Mountain, as the name suggests, a group of green hills are stacked on top of each other. The mountain road is hard to find, and there are often huge boulders slipping down, and there are many spirit beasts in the mountain.

Besides, there are many swamps and deep pools in the forest. If you are not careful, you will fall into it, and the bones will not be salvaged. It is also known as Death Valley.

There are only two temples on Fangzhang Mountain, one for nuns and one for monks. What's more interesting is that there are only one nun and one monk ringing the bell and chanting scriptures in the temple.

The three of Nanximu sleep for a whole day, who suffers from backache and limited space in the carriage, the sleeping postures of these three people are really embarrassing, while Su Zhu sits cross-legged and meditates opposite, the aloes in front of him slowly rises .

"Where have we been?"

"It's almost there." Su Zhu opened his eyes and looked at the sleepy, yawning person opposite, smiled and handed the kettle to Nanximu. The water rippled out and sprinkled pineapple and oranges, instantly sobering up.

"Master, we're at the mountainside." Zipu rolled up the curtain, looked at the four people in the carriage with different expressions, and asked Blueberry to fasten the carriage. Seeing that the road ahead was difficult, there was no road at all except for the steep stone steps. to the top of the mountain.Su Zhu was already used to it, got out of the car with Nanximu in his arms, walked straight up the mountain, Huangli and Chengju followed behind with a yawn, and they started the mountain climbing journey like this.

Just when Huangli and Chengju couldn't move their feet and rolled down the mountain, they finally saw a smoky nunnery. They were almost moved to kneel down and cry.

"Huangli, put my wife in the wheelchair." Su Zhu put down the Nanxi wood, Zipu and Lanmei put down the wheelchairs in their hands. These days, it's not easy to be a bodyguard, and they have to do groceries part-time, and they feel tired.

"Didn't you worship your ancestors? How did you come to the nunnery?" Nan Ximu just fell asleep and found himself on the high mountain, and this nunnery looks strange. How can there be such a high mountain with incense Such a prosperous temple?

"I'm bringing my wife to become a monk." Su Zhu walked forward with a smile, without knocking on the door, just pushed the door open and entered. Before he could call out his name, he was covered by a big net, and a big bag of mud fell from the sky and covered his upper body. .

"..."

"Haha! Old nun, I caught you right now!" Before everyone could react, a yellow figure hiding in the water tank came out, touched his shiny head and ran to Su with a smile. In front of Zhu, he found that the person who came was a head taller than the old nun he was trying to tease, and was wearing green clothes that old nuns didn’t like to wear.

"Oh! It's my beloved disciple Ziwei! Why did you come in without knocking on the door! Seeing your voice, I thought it was your old nun master!" Su Zhu, who had a muddy face, touched his head in embarrassment and smiled, Su Zhu was used to blocking guns between these two masters, and he had stepped on thunder like this for so many years.

"How old are you, still playing such little tricks? Can you be mature and stable?"

"Hey! You must have a childlike innocence! Don't be angry!" The monk scooped out the water in the water tank to clean Su Zhu's hair, and Nan Ximu turned to blueberries and purple grapes. who?"

"Master's uncle, Master of Ignition."

"ignition?"

"Because he loves to stir up trouble and stir up trouble."

"..."

Before the three of them were speechless enough, a blue-gray whisk descended from the sky, directly rolled up Su Zhu's waist and dragged her to her side. An old nun in green clothes appeared, and when he saw Su Zhu's muddy face, he knew what had happened. The snickering old monk scolded: "Ziwei, didn't I not let you talk to this old rascal!"

"Ah! The suit swears!" Su Zhu stretched out his finger and pressed the nun's face, instantly leaving two mud marks on the nun's fair face. Afraid of saying a few dirty words!"

"Who is that?"

"Master's master, master fire extinguisher."

"Huh?" The three of them had question marks all over their heads, a fire master and a fire extinguisher. No matter how you hear it, these names are a pair!Turning to look at the two people who were arguing so hard, Su Zhusheng tilted his neck helplessly watching the two people's spat, and sighed to the sky.

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