Chapter 122 The Wedding Trick
Chapter 122 The Wedding Trick
"You're obviously Pengci!" The leader said what everyone present wanted to say.
"How can this be regarded as touching porcelain?"
"Pengci generally refers to some opportunistic and extortion behaviors, which are illegal." Yin Tianyi shook his head and denied: "I am a good citizen who abides by the law, you can't talk nonsense."
Everyone: "..."
"So I'm a loser, right?" Yin Tianyi suppressed the raised corners of his mouth, and asked joyfully, "Then can I go down and rest?"
Just when Yin Tianyi was about to leave the stage happily, he heard the voice of the leader behind him——
"Wait a minute!"
Yin Tianyi turned his head to look at the leader, Hu asked, "What else?"
"My daughter said she has a crush on you."
Yin Tianyi: "..."
The leader smiled and said succinctly, "This is the end of the martial arts competition, you can get married now."
"What did you say?" Yin Tianyi was confused.
The leader then repeated it tirelessly: "My daughter said she has a crush on you, and she said she wants to get married right away."
The other guests didn't expect things to develop like this, but Xiao Yue was the first to react, smiled and applauded: "Congratulations."
"Wait, what's going on?" Yin Tianyi's mind went blank at this moment.
Fall in love with him?He just obviously didn't do anything.
He immediately conceded defeat in the first round, how could the leader's daughter still fall in love with him?Her eyes are poisonous, right?
"You said you wanted to escape, but you were destined to end up..."
Le Peng hummed a song beside him, and with this suitable BGM, Yin Tianyi looked even more bleak.The rest of the guests all looked like people eating melons.
Cai Zhiwen smiled and said, "Congratulations, Xiaoyi, you are going to be the leader's son-in-law. How do you feel now?"
Yin Tianyi: "...I just want to escape marriage now."
However, the leader and a group of NPCs did not give him this chance.Before Yin Tianyi could react, he was surrounded by a group of people like rice dumplings.
Yin Tianyi shielded his chest vigilantly, "What are you doing?"
The leader laughed and said: "Don't be nervous, just take you, the groom official, to dress up and get ready to get married later."
"I'm not going!"
Yin Tianyi struggled and tried to escape from the siege of the crowd, "This is different from what was agreed! Didn't you say that you will get married only if you win? Why do you want to get married when I lose?"
"Actually, I don't want to choose you, but who made my daughter fall in love with you? Then I can only reluctantly accept it." As he spoke, the leader looked regretful, as if he was really embarrassed.
Yin Tianyi had a broken face: "Just because you accept me, doesn't mean I want to accept you!"
As he said that, he turned his head to look at "Kalala" who had been standing quietly in front of him, begged for mercy and said, "Girl, we are really not suitable, if you do your best, find another good son-in-law."
As soon as the words fell, I heard a pretentious "husband!"
Hearing that Yin Tianyi hastily stepped back several steps, his body movements showed resistance, "I'm not your husband!"
"The two of us are not married yet, so don't shout about things that haven't been written yet."
"Does the husband despise the concubine by saying that?"
The speaker's voice was squeezed out of his throat when he heard it, which made people feel extremely uncomfortable, and it made people's skin crawl all over the floor.
Hearing that, Yin Tianyi always felt that something was wrong.Thinking about it, he looked up and down at the somewhat unusually tall bride-to-be in front of him.She was playing with her hair with her head down, and when Yin Tianyi looked at her, she pretended to be shy and hid back.
No matter how you look at it, it feels strange.
Thinking about it, Yin Tianyi looked at the leader suspiciously, "Could it be that you found a man to pretend to be a bride?"
Hearing this, the director team and the leader couldn't help being taken aback, and their hearts skipped a beat.
This damn insight.
The leader waved his hands in panic and denied, "What are you talking about, this is my daughter, how could it be a man?"
Yin Tianyi folded his arms and narrowed his eyes, "I don't believe it, you asked your daughter to take off the mask for me to see."
I saw Ka La La took a few steps back, and said in a tone-shifted voice: "I'm ugly, if I take off the mask, I'm afraid it will scare my husband."
Yin Tianyi was not deceived by "her" words, and frowned and looked at the leader, "Didn't you say your daughter is beautiful? Now she says that her ugly appearance will scare me. What's going on?"
"Forehead……"
How did the leader know that Yin Tianyi would suddenly insist on this kind of thing, so he panicked for a moment, and began to make nonsense: "She is modest."
"..."
Before Yin Tianyi could raise any doubts, the leader began to rush the ducks to the shelves and urged: "I just counted, now is the auspicious time, you two should get married quickly."
Yin Tianyi couldn't help complaining: "There is an auspicious time for ghosts in the primitive era!"
"In our Kachi tribe, there is such a saying as an auspicious time. Don't pay attention to these details." The leader waved his hand with a smile, and saw the village chief's subordinates swarming up, and immediately put Yin Tianyi's two arms together and walked forward.
Yin Tianyi, who was "hijacked", hurriedly asked his teammates for help: "Brother Yue! Help me!" "Brother Peng! Sister Zhiwen!"
However, the teammates didn't have the slightest idea of coming forward to rescue them, and they all looked like they were watching a show.
"Xiao Yi, let's go!"
"You guys are robbing marriages!" Yin Tianyi was shocked, and couldn't help shouting loudly: "Help! Someone is robbing civilian men in broad daylight!"
Ignoring Yin Tianyi's shout, the leader turned to the guests and said, "Today is my daughter's big day, all of you are here to help prepare for the wedding."
So, apart from Yin Tianyi, a group of guests received a new round of tasks - to prepare for the wedding.
Pull chicken feathers to make hair accessories for the couple, sew wedding dresses for the couple, and decorate the wedding scene...
A group of people worked hard for several hours, and finally completed all the preparations for the wedding when it was finally getting dark.
"The auspicious time has come, the groom is invited to enter!"
Yin Tianyi was dressed in animal skins, with a circle of chicken feathers on his head, and several strings of shells hanging around his neck. He was escorted into the auditorium by the guards behind him without love.It's not like getting married, but going to the execution ground.
Seeing his expression, the teammates on the side persuaded him as if watching the excitement: "Groom officer, please be happy."
"That's right." Le Peng said, "You are the boss' son-in-law. Nick was still envious of you just now."
Hearing this, Yin Tianyi looked at Nick expectantly: "Nick, do you want me to change?"
However, Nick shook his head to express his refusal, "No, I have no luck. People look down on me."
Yin Tianyi: "..."
Why is your Chinese so slippery at this time?There is a set of idioms in use.
The leader of Kacha, who is "invigorated on happy occasions", changed his clothes again, and appeared in front of everyone in a more grand dress: "Let's get started."
Before Yin Tianyi could react, two NPCs behind him pressed him down, "coercing" him to complete the kneeling ceremony.
"Congratulations to the two newlyweds. Now the groom can take off the bride's mask." said the NPC who presided over the wedding.
Yin Tianyi looked at the "bride" who was taller than him in front of him, couldn't help but trembled, turned around and said to the leader: "I always feel that you are cheating me."
The leader smiled harmlessly, "How is that possible? Dear son-in-law, quickly take off the mask."
The guests on the side stretched their necks and booed: "Hurry up, hurry up!"
Yin Tianyi gritted his teeth and lifted off the shell mask.
"Surprise!"
Along with the sound, a familiar face came into view.I saw Dou Junyuan wearing a bridal gown with a smile on his face.
Seeing the person coming, the guests present were stunned for a moment, and then they all clapped their hands and laughed.
"Why are you?" Yin Tianyi's eyes widened.
Dou Junyuan smiled and put his shoulders on him: "Are you surprised, are you surprised?"
Yin Tianyi avoided it with a look of disgust, looked at his hot-eyed bridal attire, turned around and asked the director team: "What's going on here?"
Hearing this, the director hurriedly came out to explain: "This is the flying guest of our program this episode. The reason why he appeared in such a shape is also for the effect of the program."
Yin Tianyi: "...So, am I being punished by the program team?"
"You can't blame me." Dou Junyuan waved his hands again and again, "The director team asked me to do this."
The director's eyes wandered, and he coughed and pretended not to hear.
The leader went online again at this time, "The wedding is over, let the bride and groom enter the bridal chamber!"
"Husband~"
Dou Junyuan seemed to be addicted to acting. He took Yin Tianyi's arm and smiled "shyly" at him: "It's getting late, let's rest early."
Yin Tianyi: "..."
Please be normal!
After the wedding, the recording of this day is over.According to what the program team said before the recording, a group of guests had to stay in this wilderness for one night.
"Where are we going to stay tonight?" Nick, a foreigner, has always been an upbeat character. He was very excited when he learned that he was going to sleep in the wild, "Do you live in a cave?"
Director team: "...In the new era, the aborigines don't live in caves."
"Then where do we live?" Dou Junyuan looked around with the light, and found that there were no other buildings except the thatched shed for shooting during the day.
"Live there." The director pointed to the row of thatched huts behind everyone, "People from that era lived here."
Cai Zhiwen heard that he walked over with a torch, looked at the room and couldn't help but said: "It's fine to sleep on the floor, why is it all thatched grass, not even a quilt?"
On the side, Xiao Yue reminded in a low voice: "At that time, cotton hadn't been introduced to China yet."
"Then how do you sleep? It's cold in the mountains at night, don't you catch a cold?"
Seeing that the guests seemed to be getting angry, the staff quickly said: "There are quilts. The program team has prepared them, and I will bring them to you later."
Although they slept in thatched huts in the wild, the program team prepared moisture-proof pads and thick quilts for the guests in consideration of their safety and comfort.In order to keep out the wind and rain, a plastic sheet that drains water was even pressed on the roof.Apart from the occasional mosquitoes coming over to harass, the accommodation conditions are just passable.
There are no entertainment facilities in this kind of mountain, and after a hard day during the day, many guests fell asleep early.
Only the rustling voices came from the "new house" of Yin Tianyi and Dou Junyuan.
Because he did not participate in physical labor during the day, Dou Junyuan was not very tired.He tossed and turned on the ground and couldn't fall asleep, so he got up and chatted with Yin Tianyi.
"What shall we do tomorrow? Are we going hunting?"
"...No." Yin Tianyi turned over silently, "Tomorrow we will change places."
"How do you know?" Dou Junyuan felt a little unbelievable, "The director team didn't say anything."
"...Because I just peeked at the screenwriter's script."
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