The Struggle History of Idols

Chapter 135 Coach, I Want to Play Basketball

Even though they knew that these were jokes for the sake of the show, when the NPCs heard that Yin Tianyi said that people would use boy urine to exorcise demons, they still trembled involuntarily and took a few steps back in fright.

But for the effect of the program, Devil King Satan still mustered up the courage to cooperate.

He pointed at Yin Tianyi with trembling fingers and said, "You, don't mess around. If you dare to mess around, believe it or not, I will curse you with the power of darkness." Then he picked up the magic wand beside him and waved it twice.

Seeing that Yin Tianyi said indifferently: "Do you think you are Horse Monkey Shaojiu or Harry Potter?"

As he said that, he made gestures with both hands, posed a martial arts pose and said seriously: "I warn you again, if you don't leave Tiangong again, I will not be polite."

Demon King Satan held his wand in his hand, and calmly opened the distance between the two, as if he was worried that Yin Tianyi would be unfavorable to them.

He tentatively asked, "Why are you so impolite?"

After finishing speaking, Yin Tianyi said: "Wukong, quickly take out your golden cudgel, make it bigger and crush him to death!"

Jia Chang: "...what?"

"Li Tianwang, quickly use your pagoda to capture these monsters!"

Li Tianwang frightened face: "Are you serious?"

Jia Chang turned his head with a furry face and said, "My golden cudgel is just a prop, how can it become bigger?"

Yin Tianyi: "Let the program team add special effects to you later."

Dou Junyuan pulled Yin Tianyi: "Stop playing, let's follow the group performances, I think that demon king is going to cry."

Yin Tianyi glanced at Satan, the demon king who was about to cry but had no tears, and fell silent.

"Forget it, it's not easy to see them. I'll just try to cooperate."

As he said that, he turned his head to look at Devil King Satan, and asked sharply: "What do you really want? What do you want to do before you are willing to leave? How do you want to let us go?"

Hearing this, Devil King Satan finally breathed a sigh of relief.

The ancestor was finally willing to give him a chance to act according to the script.

I saw him with his hips akimbo laughing and continuing to perform: "It's very easy for me to let you go."

"My devil, Satan, likes to hear people tell jokes the most. I will let anyone who can tell a joke that makes me laugh."

Hearing this, the corners of Yin Tianyi's mouth twitched.

The program team is going to do something.The purpose is too obvious, the rules of the game are clearly set not to allow laughing, but the plot requires them to tell jokes to make people laugh.

At this time, Nezha asked fearlessly, "What will happen if we don't do it?"

Demon King Satan: "Hang up and beat."

Hearing this, the guests couldn't help shrinking their necks.

Yin Tianyi blinked and asked again: "What will happen if you fail?"

The Demon King smiled mysteriously, "You will know later."

Then, he looked at the guests, "Which one of you will come first?"

"I'll go first." Jade Emperor Meng Kai'an took the lead.

Seeing this, Jia Chang whispered: "Brother Kai'an really has a fearless spirit of sacrifice."

Yin Tianyi was puzzled, "What happened to him? Why did he die?"

Dou Junyuan on the side explained: "There is an unwritten rule in our show, the first one to go up in the sessions arranged by the program group is to give away the head."

"And Brother Kai'an is simply the king of cold jokes. It's no wonder that the devil would be laughed at by him."

Hearing this, Yin Tianyi raised his eyebrows and looked at Meng Kai'an with interest.

Meng Kai'an came to the stage and looked at the devil Satan seriously: "What I want to tell is a story that is scary, funny, and sad."

After speaking, the interest of many people present was aroused, and they all looked up at him expectantly.

He cleared his throat and said, "There is a ghost who farted and died."

After speaking, the audience was silent.

Seeing that everyone was so quiet, Meng Kai'an was a little puzzled, "Isn't it funny?"

There was an indescribably awkward atmosphere that was about to overflow the entire studio.The sound of a crow quacking and flying seems to be heard in the sky.

Seeing the demon king with a sullen face, he waved his big hand: "Drag it down, and you will be punished by laughing."

As a result, the confused Meng Kai'an was dragged off the stage by a group of NPCs.

Hearing this, Yin Tianyi asked curiously, "What is the punishment of laughing?"

Dou Junyuan had a complicated expression, "You will know later, you will never want to try."

Yin Tianyi: "..."

When you say that, I panic.

I saw Meng Kai'an being tied to a chair by those demonic NPCs.

Immediately afterwards, the NPC took off his shoes and socks, and then led a goat.

Seeing the goat, Devil King Satan stood up and said, "Welcome to Lord Abaha, the most evil of our demon race!"

Seeing the goat, everyone's heart skipped a beat.Meng Kai'an, who was controlled by the NPC, couldn't help shrinking when he saw his toes.

Demon King: "Master Abha, please punish this stupid human being!"

As soon as the words fell, Meng Kai'an laughed loudly.Meanwhile, the laughter was accompanied by warnings on the radio.

Now Meng Kai'an would be the first to be deported.

Yin Tianyi shrank his neck, the program team is really cruel, this punishment link is simply devil.

He absolutely does not want this punishment.Be sure to make this devil Satan laugh.

The show was originally for entertainment, and the director team would not go too far in the punishment part. The NPCs let Meng Kai'an go after thinking about it.

On the other side, Devil King Satan asked: "Who will come next?"

Because of the lessons learned by Meng Kai'an, the guests were much more cautious this time.

Only Le Peng raised his hand fearlessly.

As a professional cross talk actor, a resident member of the Spring Festival Gala.Looking at the whole country, as long as you have watched the Spring Festival Gala and cross talk sketches, there is no one who does not know him.

Therefore, Le Peng is very experienced in how to make the audience laugh.As soon as he went up, he said a joke and made a few funny imitations along the way, which immediately captured the heart of the devil.

Of course, Le Peng's performance not only made the devil laugh, but also made many guests laugh.

Yin Tianyi is now desperately restraining his emotions, and he must not laugh too much. If he is deported more than 15 times, he will be in trouble.

It was probably because Le Peng made a good start and gave the guests a shot in the arm, and the rest of the guests also ran out of numbers, and went up one by one to give away their heads.

Jia Chang, a simple-minded person, went up and gave the devil a set of stick martial arts exercises, which he dubiously called "showing Chinese culture", and was dragged down by the devil in the next second.

Dou Junyuan didn't know what he was thinking, so he sang a song of the five rings directly on stage.The ending is of course gameover.

When it was Yin Tianyi's turn, he asked solemnly, "Is it enough to just make you laugh?"

Seeing his serious expression, the Demon King always felt a little inexplicably flustered for some reason.

"That's right." He suppressed the panic in his heart and pretended to be calm.

Yin Tianyi nodded, "I see."

Seeing him so calm, the Demon King felt more and more uneasy.He kept comforting himself: It's okay, it must be some kind of popular joke.No matter what he said, just hold back and not laugh.

The devil's idea is very good, but he ignored one point, Yin Tianyi is not an ordinary person.

I saw Yin Tianyi took a few steps back and knelt down on the ground with a plop.

shouted at him—

"Coach! I want to play basketball!"

"puff--"

The Demon King was drinking the juice brought by the NPC attendant, when he heard this sentence suddenly, he almost choked on laughter.

Be on guard against everything, but he never expected that the other party would come out like this.

How did Yin Tianyi's brain grow?Can you figure it all out?

Not only the NPC wanted to ask this question, but even the director team wanted to ask it.

This kind of behavior that does not follow the rules can always poke people's laughter when it is unexpected.

The director couldn't help but think that the ratings of this episode must be very good after it airs.

Facts have proved that after the program was broadcast, the number of broadcasts and clicks of this episode was indeed much higher than previous episodes.

Of course, all the credit is inseparable from the assists of Yin Tianyi and his fans.

In August, the midsummer is hot.The high temperature and heat make people unable to live without an air-conditioned room.

For the many Yin Tianyi fans who are on summer vacation, the happiest thing in this summer vacation should be eating ice cream and ice watermelon with the air conditioner blowing on it, and watching variety shows starring their idols every week.

However, because Yin Tianyi was busy making movies, he didn't appear on any other shows or activities except "5000 Years".This made fans who had no material to look at live like Xia Yuhe by the Daming Lake, staring eagerly at the news of the official studio every day.

Fortunately, waiting always has results, and fans finally waited for "Showdown of Laughter".The fan group, which was like a pool of stagnant water, suddenly exploded.

- "Hahahaha! This episode is full of energy."

- "This is the funniest episode I've ever seen. Hahahaha boy piss! Yin Tianyi, you're going to laugh me to death!"

- "I thought Xiao Yi would make some jokes, but I didn't expect it to be 'Coach, I want to play basketball', it's so nonsensical!"

- "The old aunt is so happy! I didn't expect Xiaoyi to have watched "Slam Dunk"."

- "God, what is the black magic fairy killing Matt. Why didn't I know Xiaoyi's eloquence was so slippery before?"

- "I'm afraid the upstairs is not a fake fan, right? Didn't Xiaoyi's eloquence come across in "Up and Down 5000 Years"?"

- "Hahahaha, when I first met Xiao Yi, I thought he was a restrained and steady handsome guy, but later I realized that I was wrong, he turned out to be a funny guy!"

-"I'm really happy this year. Not only did I see Zai Zai making a movie with my own eyes, but I also saw a new variety show. I feel like I'm alive again!"

- "Upstairs, where did you see Zai Zai making a movie?"

- "At our school. I passed by the playground during filming. The real person is so handsome! And I have a good personality too."

- "I have a lemon, I also want to meet a real person..."

- "By the way, when will the movie be released?"

- "I heard it's National Day."

- "Really? You must go to the cinema to buy tickets to support! After all, this is Xiaoyi's first movie."

- "Xiaoyi has already made a movie with the actor this time, can he dream of releasing a solo album and holding a solo concert next time?"

- "Yeah. It feels like Zai Zai has been filming movies and variety shows recently to receive endorsements, but there is no stage, what a pity."

- "It's really a pity. When I watched the show, I became a fan of his stage circle, but now I don't have the chance to see it."

- "Hey, I really want to hear Xiao Yi sing."

-"No way, we don't have any suitable singing programs in China. How many stages do you see after BEONE formed a group? All of them were in the early stage of the group. In the later stage, everyone basically worked alone. I don't know the significance of forming a group. .”

- "Hey, anyway, the limited group will be disbanded soon. Maybe we will be able to see the stage after the disbandment. After all, Xiaoyi has opened his own studio now."

On the Internet, stage fans who regret and sigh don't know at this time that their dream stage performance will soon come true.