ca-book Chapter 57: A Scoop of Wine
Chapter 57: A Scoop of Wine
Meanwhile, Interstellar.
Chang Short is one of the well-known anchors of the interstellar private live broadcast channel. His nickname is Long Short. The specific explanation is that my hair is very long and my hair is very short.
Chang Short was still a college student. He failed in the mecha major of the Central Star Federation College, so he stayed at the local school on Cheno Star to major in mecha.
Chang Short's actual combat ability is lacking, but he is excellent in theory. The school saw his ability and asked him to change his major to command.
There are several courses in the command major, which are designed to test students' ability to judge and analyze battles. Many students like to log into the interstellar arena to improve their observation and judgment by watching games.
Chang Short was the one who started the live broadcast while doing homework, but he didn't expect the live broadcast room to become a hit.On the one hand, because of its accurate analysis, on the other hand, because its bluffing explanation is quite novel.
After a busy day of school, Chang Short boarded the live broadcast room on time.
The short online name is "Did I drink your wine?" It is said to pay tribute to the arena legend "A Scoop of Wine", although there is no way to pay tribute.
I drank your wine: "Good evening, all my little ones of different lengths."
The usual practice in the chat area is a row of sending flowers and a row of disgust.
Chang Short chose the arena onlooker perspective.
The arena is divided into two modes of operation and three modes of competition.
The operation mode is divided into manual operation and mental operation.Mental power operation is suitable for supernatural beings, and manual operation is suitable for ordinary people. The two operations are not the same.Basically, the outstanding mecha masters of the Federation are all supernatural beings, and there are only a handful of them who can stand at the top of the mecha masters with manual operations.
There are three competitive modes.Free mech mode, fixed mech mode and upgrade mech mode.
Free mecha mode, when everyone logs in to the arena, they can get a blank mecha, exchange the federal currency for the competitive currency, or complete the task to get the competitive currency, buy their favorite mecha parts and equipment, and build a machine that is most suitable for them Mecha.
In the fixed mecha mode, there are hundreds of mechas with different performances in each battle. Players can choose a mecha to fight according to their own proficiency and matching map.During the whole process, the armor will not change.This mode is also a fixed mode of ranking.
Upgrade Mech Mode is a combination of both.In each game, players will initially have a blank mecha. By clearing obstacles in a game, attacking opponents to obtain equipment coins, and purchasing equipment in the store to improve the mecha.At the end of the game everything is reset to zero.
Chang Short likes to explain the team battle mode in the upgrade mecha mode on weekdays. This mode is the most test of tactics and coordination.
However, Chang Short was a little tired today, so he decided to choose the shortest fixed mecha single-player battle mode.
There was a booing in the live broadcast room.
Behind me is the class teacher: The anchor was squeezed dry by the little goblin today!
Riding my little donkey: commenting on the single-player field, dissatisfied with desire.
Chang Short ignored it, and clicked into the fixed mech mode field.
There are a total of 90 rooms in the current show, and Chang Short screened the rooms that are still in the preparation stage, and there are a total of [-] rooms.
Lao Tzu drank your wine: "I decided to hit the keyboard with my face, and I will enter any room if I hit any number."
General, you are pregnant: I feel sorry for the keyboard, what is wrong with the keyboard.
Am I proud of my flat chest? With a short face size, combined with gravity factors and mechanics principles, an astronomical figure may be hit.
I drank your wine: "It's over, 78999."
As Chang Short said, he clicked into the room and opened the battle information.
Crazy Seventh Master VS A Scoop of Wine
Very short, hehehe, let out a mocking sound.
I drank your wine: "Fuck, what age is it, there are still people who love to wear my male god's vest, and they are not afraid of breaking their waists."
Duplicate names are allowed on Interstellar. After all, with a population of trillions in the entire interstellar, it is unrealistic to require every citizen to have a net name that does not duplicate the same name.
When Yipiaojiu became famous back then, there was not only one person named Yipiaojiu on the Internet, but they all changed their names later.Of course, there are also reverse operations. Those who want to look handsome and pretend to be aggressive, specially change their name to Yigoujiu, and they are all called fools afterwards.
Wearing a male god's vest will be ridiculed by the crowd, this is true in the arena.
I've had your drink: "Come, come, let's enjoy the performance of the guy who doesn't know the heights of the sky and the earth. Is there a 50.00% winning rate? The male god's vest can't be worn casually."
Chang Short clicked on the information about opening a scoop of wine.
a scoop of wine
Qualifying level: SSS
Individual win rate: 100%
Single score: 2774 wins and 0 losses
Team win rate: 97%
Teamfight results: 97 wins and 3 losses
Personal Mecha: Dionysus
Commonly used mechas in the ranking field: 09, Shadow Thorn, Lilian
Chang Short stared at the screen without moving, without doing anything in his hands.
The entire live broadcast room has already boiled.
Behind me is the head teacher: Damn!God!No escaping evening self-study in vain!What did I see!
I'm the head teacher: My God!Really a god!I forgive you for running away from late study!
Riding my little donkey: The great god who disappeared for four years is back?
The little donkey's inspirational counterattack: the era of bloody arena is coming?
General, you are pregnant: Is it a conspiracy?Is it a trick?Is it a distortion of human nature?Or moral decay.
The colonel is also pregnant: my mother asked me why I was kneeling on the ground, I was worshiping a male god.
It wasn't the Marshal who did it: The Return of the King!I don't watch the live broadcast anymore, I'm going to the arena room to fight against the male god!
The entire live broadcast room was filled with gunpowder smoke, and the anchor remained motionless, as if in a trance.
Three minutes later, a high-pitched sound of 3 decibels filled the studio.
I drank your wine: "It's really a master! It's a master of wine! My God! The koi I reposted must be enough to get 365 blessings! God have mercy on me!"
Arena Room 78999.
Crazy Seventh Master and Yipiaojiu didn't pay attention, or they didn't care that 1 appeared in the number column of the crowd in the room.
The arena room is set to be spectator by default, unless the host turns off the spectator function.
Chang Short was as excited as if he had drunk three bottles of wine, and his face was as red as if he had slapped his girlfriend's lipstick all over his face, but he still spoke neatly.
I drank your wine: "The mecha chosen by the madman Qiye is the Thousand-Handed Buddha, a humanoid mecha that requires extremely high precision control skills. The advantage is that the attack power is super strong, and the disadvantage is that the defense is low and the sensitivity is weak. .”
Lao Tzu drank your wine: "One gourd of wine also chose Thousand-Handed Buddha, which is a bit unexpected. Although Yi gou of wine has disappeared from our sight for more than four years, his legend has never been forgotten. In his two-year battle record Here, the main models used are 09, Shadow Thorn and Lilian."
What Chang Short is most liked by fans is that he can always quote classics in his commentary, which is more reliable than many full-time commentators on Interstellar Radio.Once the commentary starts, the usual chatter will be restrained, and the contrast is cute.
Usually at this time, fans would have to tease him for a while, but today everyone's thoughts are all on the returning master.
Am I proud of my flat chest? Thousand-handed Buddha is super difficult to use. It is basically impossible to do it by hand, and it is easy to go crazy if you use mental power.
Riding my little donkey: Where has the Great God been for more than four years?Was locked in a dark room?Imprison PLAY
Before the chat area is about to turn into a yellow/violent area, the battle in the arena begins.
I drank your wine: "Thousand-handed Buddha of the crazy Seventh Master attacked first. It's amazing. It manipulated 12 ballistics at the same time to launch a wave of attacks."
During the short explanation, I did not forget to popularize the principles, so that novices can't see the excitement.
"Thousand-handed Buddha mech is called Thousand-handed, but it actually has 48 pieces of attack equipment, divided into 12 super-body ballistics, 4 anti-injury short cannons, 4 quick-freezing guns, 6 strong melting guns, 8 Precision Miskal Launchers, 6 Energy Capture Webs, 2 Psychic Longbows and 6 Corrosive Beams."
"It can be said that among the [-] qualifying mechas, the thousand-handed Buddha's attack power ranks first, and it is far ahead. However, correspondingly, its agility and defense are worrying. Once it is not well controlled, it may be two An energy cannon can destroy it."
"The great master actually blocked the attack with his hands. Oh, no, it wasn't his hands. Let me see, he manipulated 8 Misger launchers at the same time to build an energy shield! My God! There is still such an operation !!!”
Chang Short can't wait to kneel down and do a live broadcast to express his admiration for the great god.
Very short operations may have too many shortcomings, and it is even difficult to meet the basic requirements of a mecha master to operate more than six components at the same time, but he has seen many battles and understands the operation methods and tactics, even if it is a top-notch strategic analyst. and.
Chang Short has never seen a shield that can be built with a launcher. This kind of operation only exists in theory, and even in theory, it is difficult to hold water.
He needs mental power to be precise to the limit in order to grasp the intensity and energy of the light waves emitted by the transmitter. Once there is a slight deviation, let alone hurt the enemy, he will be mutilated immediately.
"Crazy Seventh Master also seems to be stunned. I can't believe that a scoop of wine didn't dodge, but built a shield with a mech like the Thousand-Handed Buddha."
"As mentioned earlier, the Thousand-Handed Buddha's defense is extremely low, and because of its heavy load, its evasion and agility are not high. If the 12 super-body ballistic attacks just now were operated by ordinary people, it can be said to be killed in one blow."
In the arena, the Thousand-Handed Buddha of the crazy Seventh Master stood by on the spot, and the Thousand-Handed Buddha with a ladle of wine stood there lazily from the beginning to the end. If it weren't for the magical operation just now, the onlookers would have thought it was an accident up.
Seeing that both of them looked like they couldn't move against each other, Chang Short could only find something to say: "Thousand-handed Buddha is the mecha with the strongest attack power and the weakest defense power. We are going to talk about his other mecha. One extreme is the Mecha Sanling Iron Rhinoceros. Those who have fought against the Sanling Iron Rhinoceros know that it is really disgusting. It took a lot of effort to break through its first layer of defense, but there are still two layers of shields, especially the spirit. The position of the warehouse, it can really grind people's patience into a heart."
Riding my little donkey: Isn't it invincible to directly use the three spirit iron rhinoceros?
Little donkey inspirational counterattack: Hehe, I haven’t played ranked before. The defense of Sanling Iron Rhino is disgustingly strong. The problem is that the movement and speed are basically zero. Every mech can slowly grind him to death. Except for team battles, there is no Which dude will choose Sanling Iron Rhinoceros.
in the field.
At this moment, in the arena, Seventh Master's Thousand-Handed Buddha, who was insane, attacked again.
I drank your wine: "Crazy Qiye, the four quick-freezing □□ launched together, the quick-freezing □□ is very effective in restricting the flexibility of the mech. No! The quick-freezing □□ is just a cover! The real situation is to cover the back Six eroding beams and a Misig launcher, the crazy Seventh Master actually manipulated ten parts at the same time!"
Chang Short doesn't know who this crazy Seventh Master is, but starting today, he will look at this ID with admiration.
Chang Short conveniently clicked on the information of the crazy Qi Ye. He was so immersed in the shock that the male god turned out to be real that he missed even the basic analysis of both sides.
Mad Seven
Qualifying level: SSS
Individual win rate: 92%
Single score: 4586 wins and 399 losses
Team win rate: 9%
Teamfight results: 12 wins and 96 losses
Personal Mecha: Kneel down for Lao Tzu
Commonly used mechs in the ranking field: Thousand-handed Buddha, Howling, Shadow Thorn
A winning rate of 92% may not be as good as 100% of a scoop of wine, but it is more than enough. This winning rate can stand out from the crowd in the entire arena.
I'm drinking your wine: "I didn't expect that Qi Ye of Madness is also very high-level, and judging from his commonly used ranking mechas, he is good at violent output and fast attacks, and he chooses mechas that require extremely high control. "
A cloud of sparks exploded in the center of the arena, and the erosion beams and emitter rays were disintegrated in streaks of shadowy light.
It was silent for a long time, and then, a roar like a mountain roar and a tsunami broke out in the live broadcast room.
I drank your wine: "Aww! See the male god's classic move "Ask the wine to the sky" again! Let's cut a video and replay it, and take a look at it slowly. The male god injected the wind power into two spiritual longbows, The spiritual wind crossbow directly shatters the attacking beams and shells, making them shattered. Some people describe the male god's method of attacking and breaking the attack. It looks like throwing wine to ask the sky, and he is full of pride, so it is named "Win the wine to the blue sky""
General, you are pregnant: why don't you call the waves one by one?
The colonel is also pregnant: I think it is more vivid to call it smash your balls.
The very short-term calm and objective has long been forgotten.After "asking the wine to the sky" with a scoop of wine, he was basically in a state of brainless blowing.
"The male god braked with stillness, and still stood still. The mad Qiye continued to launch a fierce attack, and this time he manipulated a total of twenty parts! This wave of attacks is overwhelming and unstoppable! , Seventh Master completed a team battle attack by himself!"
The first trick of bragging is to create a tall image of the opponent, laying the groundwork for the following text, and at the same time, it will make the male god more extraordinary and refined.
"What will happen to a gourd of wine? Will he still use 'ask the wine to the sky'? Or will he construct a magical shield?"
The second method of bragging is to use more questions to arouse the enthusiasm and curiosity of the audience and attract people to enter.
"No! The male god didn't even have it! He moved and planned to dodge! But the thousand-handed Buddha is extremely heavy, and under normal circumstances, he can't dodge the attack speed of another thousand-handed Buddha. Ahhh! The male god used the long-lost 'poem "Wine is romantic"! This is also the representative move of the male god. By launching the launcher to the ground, using the power of the rebound, the clumsy mech is turned over! The heavy Thousand-Handed Buddha is as light as a swallow under the control of a ladle of wine! In the past, the entire arena has tried to learn this trick, but it basically ended with a huge monster collapsing to the ground! That's why everyone named this trick 'Poetry and Wine'! It not only shows that the move is chic and fierce, but also shows that only male gods are like this It is only with an unrestrained character that he can be manipulated so securely! It has achieved the double harmony effect of the mech and the human!"
Bragging about the third trick is to use endless exclamation sentences to make people's brains hurt and achieve the effect of brainwashing.
Behind me is the head teacher: The anchor is crazy.
I'm the head teacher: I don't know, but I feel serious.
Flexible fat man: I also learned "Poetry and Wine" for a long time, but I just became a 250-jin fat man.
inside the arena.
Crazy Seventh Master, whose real name is Qi Yingfeng, wants to go crazy every minute.
He made a bet with Jin You that if he could beat Yigoujiu, Yiguowujiu would fight with him for free for a year.If not, he will work for Jin You for free for one year. As for the content of the part-time job, Jin You said it will be kept secret.
Qi Yingfeng didn't care about working wages, the fund saved by his family would never run out.He just likes a life of indulgence, likes to fight, and likes to fight against masters.
Crazy Seventh Master fought against Yipiaojiu at the beginning. It can be said that his blood was boiling. It has been a long time since he met such a powerful opponent.However, after repeated visits, Qi Yingfeng felt hopeless.
Yes, despair, that feeling of being alone, powerless, heartbroken when you and your opponent are not on the same level at all.
Going all out again and again, eventually turned into nothingness.He has broken through himself and controlled 22 parts at the same time, but the opponent is still calm.
Don't ask Qi Yingfeng how to tell from a cold mecha that the clouds are calm and the wind is light. In fact, this word has been used very euphemistically. describe yourself.
A scoop of wine: "Is the offense over? If it's over, then it's me."
Qi Yingfeng suddenly heard a mechanical sound, and it took him a while to realize that it was the typing voice of the other party through the battle channel.
Before Qi Yingfeng could react, he saw the opponent's forty attacking parts move simultaneously.
Four bursts of anti-injury short cannons, the rear erosion beam blocks the retreat, and 12 super-body ballistics attack left and right, forming a hail of bullets and strong fusion. The precise Miskal launcher is surrounded from above in all directions, and the energy capture net is not left around. There was a gap to escape, and the two spiritual power longbows hit the mental warehouse of Qi Ye who was insane.
One hit kill.
GAMEOVER.
Qi Yingfeng could only see the energy bombs all over the sky and the intertwined beams of sparks in the screen, and he didn't have time to move at all.
A ladle of wine: "Are you coming again?"
When everything returns to calm.Surprisingly, Yipiaojiu took the initiative to invite him.
Qi Yingfeng, who was exhausted one second, immediately agreed in the next second, lest the other party regret it.
Qi Yingfeng discovered that he might have a tendency to shake M.
The poor strength of being in the two planes really made him feel that he couldn't catch up, and it was hard to catch up.But who is he, he is Qi Yingfeng, Qi Yingfeng who will never admit defeat.
A cup of wine: "Your precision control is excellent, and your mental strength can keep up, but your consciousness is terrible. Mechas with strong attacks and demanding operations such as Thousand-Hand Buddha are indeed suitable for you, but you can't control them. Every operation is integrated, but it is just a waste of mental energy and doing invalid operations."
A cup of wine: "When you determine that an attack method is invalid, you should not choose to persevere, let alone give up the original idea and bombard indiscriminately. This kind of routine is only suitable for novices with low psychological quality. Facing mature opponents, You should be calm and calm, and use some simple and wasteful operations to find the opponent's breakthrough."
The second round started, and a scoop of wine spoke to Master Qi in the battle madness.
The people eating melons in the live broadcast and the people in the room following the sound.
What the fuck is that?Guidance game?Is the guide game so cruel?
Yes, a very murderous guide game.
While explaining with a scoop of wine, he used desperate operations to knock down the crazy Qi Ye time and time again.
In the arena, due to the visual image and the psychological tolerance of the audience, there will be no scenes of the mechs being wiped out, pieces of the armor flying around, and the operator's bloody flesh.