Chapter 117 Kicked by a donkey?In the cesspit?
Chapter 117 Kicked by a donkey?In the cesspit?
"Erkang, when we arrive at the farmhouse later, we should be kinder, and we must complete the tasks assigned to us by the master." On the way to the farmhouse, Ziweihua, Fuerkang, Xinyue, and Xiaojian walked briskly. Beside Vulkan, he said softly.
"Of course." Nostril-jun flapped his nostrils, his eyes were proud, "Ziwei, I will definitely handle this matter well and make the master happy, so I will give us a marriage after I go back."
Ziweihua lowered her head shyly, thinking to herself that she must borrow pots and pans, and ask Huang Ama to hold a grand wedding for them after returning to Beijing.
Involuntarily thinking of Little Swallow again, Ziweihua felt that if she had a chance, she would expose Little Swallow's true face in front of Huang Ama.She stole her identity and was so rude to Huang Ama. There were even some rumors in the palace that she used her dead mother as a shield at every turn when she was returning the princess, so that the master and slave of the harem thought Xia Yuhe He deliberately raised his daughter up like this to revenge the emperor for making her wait in Daming Lake for 18 years.
Xinyue looked enviously at Ziweihua and Nostril Jun, with hope in her eyes: "Ziwei, you and Erkang are really happy, happy, and Xinyue doesn't know when they will be as happy as you and Erkang!"
Xinyue's tone was a bit melancholy and sad, and Shui Shui's eyes made her even more pitiful. They didn't know Xiao Jian very well, so Xiao Jian walked behind alone, and Xinyue was also alone, with them.Seeing this scene, Ziweihua felt infinite sympathy in her heart——
"Xin Yue, don't be discouraged. Although the fifth elder brother already has Little Swallow, according to the Manchu rules, he can still have Fujin, Side Fujin, and concubines. Little Swallow is just the last of the best. With your status, Huang Ama will definitely give you to Fifth Prince as Fujin."
This was what Concubine Qing's people told her.When Concubine Qing said that she would punish Little Swallow, she was afraid that Ziweihua would have scruples about her status [Uh, Ziweihua's reputation for being full of love and love has spread throughout the Forbidden City? ] So I told her how humble Little Swallow's identity was, and it wouldn't hurt to punish her.Of course, this was just to fool Ziweihua, after all, the body bomb of Little Swallow involved too much.
"Really?" Xinyue was overjoyed when she heard it, and then declined, "No, no, how can Xinyue be worthy of Lord Yongqi with such a humble status? Xinyue only hopes that Lord Yongqi can take pity on Xinyue , keep Xinyue by your side, and just be a kitten and puppy without a name!"
"Xinyue, don't underestimate yourself like this. Yongqi and I are good brothers, and you and Ziwei are good sisters. Coupled with your Gege status, you are a perfect match with Yongqi! Although I will only marry Ziwei in this life One, but other men can have many women! Yong Qi is an elder brother, so it’s definitely not just Xiao Yanzi who is low-status and often gets into trouble! Moreover, Xiao Yanzi also pushed Yu Concubine Empress, all good and filial piety is the first , Yong Qi is such a pure and filial person, she will definitely not like Little Swallow any more!"
Nostril Jun raised his head and said confidently.He didn't like Little Swallow in the first place, but now that he has Xinyue who also likes Yongqi, he naturally likes Xinyue a little more [Nostrils won't empathize]
The last Xiao Jian really gritted his teeth angrily, with nowhere to vent his anger.He really wanted to kill the person in front of him to vent his anger. How dare someone covet his Xiaojian?
At this time, Xiao Jian couldn't help but rejoice that he volunteered to come here with them, if he wants to change to Yong Qi, maybe...
Thinking of Yong Qi's poor little white rabbit, Xiao Jian became even more irritable.Yong Qi can only be his Xiao Jian's person, but Little Yanzi is the younger sister he found after a lot of hard work, and Yong Qi also has feelings for Little Yanzi...
He was trying his best to restrain his Xiaojian, but he didn't notice that there was an ordinary person quietly leaving under the ridge of the field...
"Is anyone there? Is there anyone here?" Ziweihua and the others finally arrived at the farmhouse, overjoyed, opened the door and shouted loudly.
But there was no answer for a long time. There was only a donkey tied there in the yard, and there seemed to be a hut not far away, which was very smelly.
"Erkang, there is no one in this farmhouse, so what should we do? The master is still waiting for us to take things back to cook!" Well, it only took a while to replace "borrow" with "take"!
"Why don't we take the things away first and leave some money here!" Mr. Nose said.
"Let's see if the owner of the farm is in the house first!" Xinyue hesitated.
The three of you ignored Xiao Jian.Of course, they can't be blamed, because Xiao Jian was silent all the way, and they were too familiar with each other, so they didn't have time to take care of Xiao Jian.
Xiao Jian didn't need them to care. He shot a small object secretly, and the rope that tied the donkey was immediately released. The donkey walked back and forth, breathing heavily from its nostrils, and looked at the strangers in the yard.
Xiao Jian walked away from them without a trace, as if he was looking to see if there was anyone in the yard.
The donkey not far away suddenly went berserk and rushed towards Ziweihua and the others.Mr. Nose Kong has practiced martial arts after all, so he immediately reacted and started fighting the donkey.It's a pity, the stubborn little donkey doesn't like this, so he just kicks this nostril gentleman.First, he was kicked on the butt, Mr. Nostril was kicked a few points closer to the donkey, and a bad smell came out of his nostrils, and then he was kicked in the stomach, and fell to the ground accidentally, and finally the little donkey Stepping forward, the four hooves took turns to go into battle, kicking Mr. Nostrils hard in the face.Mr. Nose Kong screamed in fright.
During the whole process, accompanied by the screams of Ziweihua and Xinyue, Mr. Nostrils failed.
Ziweihua and Xinyue rushed to Mr. Nostrils, their eyeballs seemed to fall off, and shouted loudly: "Erkang, no, Erkang, how are you? What are you talking about, Erkang?"
The little donkey, wagging its tail and about to leave, was startled by the sound, moved its four hooves, and rushed forward again, kicking Ziweihua and Xinyue.The two of them don't know martial arts, so it would be nice to be kicked by a donkey to save their lives, but they still flew a long way, with a "plop", perfect!
The little donkey held its head proudly, like a general who has won a battle, and left the yard proudly.
Xiao Jian watched from a distance from the beginning to the end, a little surprised in his heart, obviously beyond his expectation.
But Xiao Jian is happy with this result.
He made the donkey go crazy, but the series of farces that followed were all done by the little donkey himself!
Well, applause for the little donkey!
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