Chapter 153 The money can make a ghost run the mill
Chapter 153 The money can make a ghost run the mill
"...it needs to be cleaned up."
"Some humans shouldn't exist in this world."
"Eating corpses? This is really not an interesting thing, I think, eat as much as you want..."
The Zombie King's words were echoed through the tunnel, and then transmitted to the ground by the contact equipment on Jiang Xingxiu's body.As the special forces listened, Mi Mi became more and more solemn.
What do you want to eat?
living person?
The following words did not come back, but combined with the sentence and the characteristics of the zombies, they all felt that what the zombie king wanted to talk about was living people.
As the living people, the special soldiers sincerely felt that such things as mutated plants and zombie kings were unforgivable, and it was better not to exist.As for ordinary zombies, they can be detained to save energy for the country.
Jiang Xingxiu continued to walk forward.The zombie king's footsteps and voices were gone, and he should have stopped in front. Jiang Xingxiu calculated the distance from the zombie king based on the loudness of the echo—roughly, after walking a little further, he stopped down the steps.
When it stopped suddenly, something happened.
Jiang Xingxiu felt as if he had bumped into someone's back.
In the darkness, nothing could be seen clearly, with a flesh and blood body behind him, and the surroundings were extremely quiet.
It was impossible for someone to follow him silently for so long, and even if they followed him, they should be facing his back.
"good friend--"
"Back to back—"
After the sizzle, a voice echoed in his ears, like an empty snowy field.
Jiang Xingxiu made a backhand touch, and after touching the opponent's body, it was a clean throw over the shoulder. "I'm sorry, you've heard that there are good people in talking and laughing, but you have nothing in common, right? I don't think you are qualified to be my friend." After the body fell to the ground, it splashed a few drops of unknown liquid on Jiang Xingxiu face.
It seems to have a burning smell.
Jiang Xingxiu stepped on the body, took out the flashlight from the body, and turned on the strongest light source.The ground was covered with stains, and the black liquid flowed out from the cracks in the soil wall, and flowed to the ground naturally, forming puddles of water ditches.
Black liquid, some people think of blood, some people think of corpse oil, especially in such a gloomy and cold environment, gusts of wind blowing messily from behind, blowing out the dense pimples outside the spine.
Every breath carried the stinky smell of liquid.
The lights were turned on, and the sound was loud, and the orange cat thought that talking was not a big problem—there was a lot of noise anyway, so change the strategy now, and wait for the zombie king and the others to find them. "What liquid are these? Poisonous?"
"Have."
The orange cat frowned, jumped off the spot, and stared at the black liquid, "Is the zombie's toxin liquefied?"
"That's not true. It's petroleum. It contains benzene. Inhalation or skin contact with a large amount of benzene will enter the body and cause acute and chronic benzene poisoning. We just don't touch it." They were prepared, wearing gas masks.
Jiang Xingxiu was not afraid of encountering it. He was wearing protective clothing. What he should be afraid of was the orange cat without any clothes.
The person brought down by Jiang Xingxiu didn’t move for a long time, Jiang Xingxiu squatted down to check, “Dead.” He paused for a second, “He’s been dead for a long time, and the body’s elasticity is preserved by a special method. I just didn’t realize that he is dead. .”
Only the Zombie King can do this.
Jiang Xingxiu raised the flashlight, and the light shone straight into the curve in front of the left, "Aren't you coming out yet?"
The Zombie King came out quietly and looked at the orange cat with disappointed eyes, "I didn't expect that you would succumb to humans because you are also a mutant." Niao Ya danced beside him, the leaves shaking and shaking very frequently.
The orange cat snapped back sharply: "Okay, don't act like I betrayed the class, you mistakenly think that I am the same kind, and when I was arrested like you, I didn't see you take me away with you .Isn’t it just the idea of keeping me there to attract attention, so that you and that little Poya can run away? What kind of cat is a mouse pretending to be.”
Zombie King: "It's better than giving your life to humans for a few fish."
Orange cat: "Is that a few fish? That is - sweet and sour carp, West Lake vinegar fish, rock sugar turtle, dry-roasted rock fish, steamed anchovies, sheep side Tibetan fish, toad abalone, orange juice Jiaji fish... "
Hearing so many reports in one breath, the frequency of the buds shaking became faster.
The zombie king interrupted the orange cat's behavior with an ugly face: "Just for stuttering? You create a country, and many people are willing to come to you to be your royal chef."
The orange cat is confident: "There are ready-made ones, why do I have to work so hard?" Eat enough, sleep well, eat enough, and occasionally do physical demand exercise!
"..."
"I said." The orange cat licked its paws and looked at the zombie king jokingly: "You insist on building a kingdom full of zombies, and I reacted so strongly when I reported the name of the dish. It can't be because you have become a zombie now and can't eat and drink That’s why I want to separate myself from humans.”
"..." The Zombie King's face became even uglier, "Whatever you think."
Jiang Xingxiu raised her hand: "Excuse me. I see this mutant plant Mr.... or Miss? It has been shaking leaves for a long time, does it want to talk?"
The zombie king blurted out: "It doesn't want to!"
Jiang Xingxiu didn't even look at him, but focused on the bud, "What should I call you?" Anyone who has studied biology knows that there are monoecious plants and dioecious plants. Who knows whether this mutant plant is hermaphroditic or not? Divide male and female.
The buds stopped shaking the leaves, it seemed a little dazed, and it shook at a very slow frequency after a long time.
Jiang Xingxiu said gently: "I don't understand, can you speak like me? Human language. Zombie King and Comrade Bones can speak, so should you?"
Zombie King: "You..."
Jiang Xingxiu looked over: "Can you please respect Comrade Plant?"
A childish voice came: "I...I can speak human language."
And said: "I am a female plant."
Jiang Xingxiu smiled and said, "That's a lesbian. I will use 'she' when calling you in the future."
The buds trembled the leaves, and the words seemed a little dizzy, "You seem to be the clouds floating on the field I saw. Although you pinched my leaves before, I forgive you!"
Jiang Xingxiu nodded secretly.
Okay, Area 51 is around a field.
After all, if Nianya is really working for Area 51, with Diaoguo's style, she will never be allowed to go out casually.
Jiang Xingxiu's eyes were full of gentleness, even at the bottom of the well, she seemed to be shining, "Even if you forgive me, I still have to apologize, I am very sorry, comrade, I pinched your leaves before."
Most plants are phototaxis organisms, and shoots are no exception.
Jiang Xingxiu learned from Neng Ya that they accidentally found him following after they walked. As for the corpse, Nen Ya used a vine to send it behind Jiang Xingxiu from the ground, and equipped it with a small recording device. scare him away.
"You are so courageous." Nianya praised sincerely.
After Jiang Xingxiu thanked her, she asked, "The passage at the bottom of the well..."
"I did the digging!" Little Nengya said triumphantly, "I dug the hole very quickly. When they asked me to come back, I dug it from your country to them."
Oh, digging tunnels, right?Jiang Xingxiu thought indifferently, Sima Zhao's heart... tsk, I'm not afraid that they will find out, so I went down the tunnel first.
Sorry, now that I found it, this plant will belong to the rabbit in the future.
Jiang Xingxiu showed a very diplomatic smile, gentle and kind: "Comrade, have you considered changing jobs?"
"Five insurances and one housing fund, protected by the labor law, annual salary of 30 yuan, year-end bonus, travel arrangements four times a year, arranged according to season, staying in five-star hotels, allowed to go overseas. Rent subsidies, air-conditioning subsidies, gas subsidies, water Electricity subsidies, holiday benefits, birthday benefits, annual leave benefits, free breakfast and afternoon tea, a comprehensive health check-up every month, and medical expenses are reimbursed by the state." Jiang Xingxiu finished speaking carelessly, and added: "As long as you usually help dig place."
He can guarantee that there will be no such treatment in Area 51-whether they will respect the sprouts as intelligent creatures is another matter.
Nianya didn't know if her heart was moving, but Jiang Xingxiu saw her leaves move anyway.
Niao Ya hesitated: "Then... will you force me to eat... a big meal?"
Jiang Xingxiu keenly felt that the big meal she mentioned was definitely not what he thought, "The big meal you mentioned means..."
She replied innocently: "A corpse."
"They are so annoying. They think that I like to eat corpses. They drag corpses back to feed me every day. They are all thrown under my roots. I can only eat them. Ah, I just eat too many corpses to use a specific frequency with the zombie king communicative."
After hearing the complaint, Jiang Xingxiu laughed silently, "Why would we let you eat corpses? You can eat whatever you want, except for cannibalism. Rabbit Kingdom can prepare it. Since you can eat corpses, you should be able to eat many things... ...Roots? Milk tea? Coke? Fresh soup? Haven't tried it? If there is no problem with eating it, we can try it one by one..."
As he talked, Jiang Xingxiu took the buds in his hands and walked away while talking.
Zombie King: "Hello..."
Jiang Xingxiu turned around in a daze: "Is there something wrong?"
The zombie king squeezed his fist: "What will you do to me?"
The zombie king is very self-aware, no human being will let a zombie outside, let alone the zombie king.
Now, whether he surrenders or blew himself up depends on the judgment of the human beings in front of him.
Jiang Xingxiu thought for a while: "Do you have feelings for your people?"
The Zombie King was stunned for a moment before he realized it, and said disdainfully, "What kind of tribe is that? It's just some corpses that can barely move, and wisdom hasn't been born-will you humans treat robots as tribesmen?"
Jiang Xingxiu asked again: "Do you eat people?"
"We zombies don't even have a digestive system, what can we eat?"
"One last question." Jiang Xingxiu knelt down and dipped a pinch of oil with her gloved hand, "What will happen if you zombies eat this stuff?"
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