Chapter 119
Chapter 119
Han Cheng:! ! !
Han Cheng's drowsiness faded instantly, and he woke up.
"I am alone!"
"Then who were you talking to just now?"
"Where did I say something? Are you hallucinating?" Han Cheng refused to admit it.
Han Yu nodded, "Okay, I'm hallucinating."
He looked at his watch, "It's 9:10 now. If there are no accidents, your dear mother and I will appear at your door at around 10:[-]. I hope you are ready and don't wash your face by then." .”
Han Cheng:? ? ? ? ?
"What did you say?!"
"In order to celebrate your 26th birthday, your dear mother decided to go to your kennel and cook a bowl of longevity noodles full of maternal love for you. I have already notified you in advance, what will happen then? , don’t say brother won’t help you~”
"You tell her I'm not here, so tell her not to come over!" Han Cheng immediately said.
"I don't." Han Yu refused.
"why?"
"Probably because of my auditory hallucinations? I didn't hear what you just said."
Han Cheng: ...
"I was wrong." Han Cheng Neng Qu Nengshen, "Don't embarrass your poor brother at this time, go and tell her that I'm not at home today, and let her come back another day, okay?"
"Then tell brother, is there one person or two people in your bed?"
Han Cheng: ...
Why does he have such a big brother!
If you don't bully your brother, will you die? !
"two."
Han Yu suddenly became interested, "Who is the other one? It must not be Qingqing, after all, you don't like him, how could you like him? How could he be your boyfriend? You are just ordinary people who live together Normal gift-giving roommates under one roof, right?"
Han Cheng: ...
How did his brother survive till now?
Why haven't you been beaten to death by him yet?
How could he allow such a scourge to harm the world for so many years? !
It's too bad for him!
"If you don't tell our mom, she's coming!" Han Cheng said angrily, "Go!"
Only then did Han Yu hang up the phone lazily, and walked outside the door, "Mom, Xiaocheng said he wasn't at home. They stayed at Yin Mingyao's hotel for one night after playing yesterday."
Han's mother was very calm, "That's even better, anyway, I also have the key from him. I'll take Mrs. Zhang with me, and I can check whether his house is messy. If it's messy, I'll let Mrs. Zhang clean it up."
Han Yu: ...
"It's not very good, what if you touch something on him and he's not happy?"
"Then I won't let Mrs. Zhang clean up for now. You can call him and tell him to go back later. I'll wait for him at his house."
Han Yu: ...Okay, I can tell, his mother must let his brother eat the longevity noodles of love that she cooked herself today.
Han Yu reluctantly called Han Cheng again.
"what happened?"
"Get up." Han Yu sighed, "You can't escape, I just told your dear mother, but she insisted on letting you eat longevity noodles made by herself today, so she said let You come back, she is waiting for you at your house."
"Why can't I go home and eat?"
"Because she just wants to visit your house. Do you understand the surprise inspection? It's best to have unexpected gains. If not, she can also see how you are doing outside alone. She can feel relieved. By the way, She also intends to bring Aunt Zhang with her and tell you to clean up the house."
Han Cheng: ...
"I have an aunt who cleans up my house on a regular basis, let's forget about Mrs. Zhang."
"So you'd better finish the disguise within 40 minutes, brother can only help you here."
Han Cheng: ...
"Help me procrastinate," he said helplessly, "It's really not possible, just another 20 minutes, or even an hour."
"I try my best."
Han Cheng hung up the phone and quickly shook Shen Qingshu who was still sleeping, "Wake up baby, your future mother is coming."
"My future mother? I still have a mother?" Shen Qingshu rubbed against his arms twice, hugged him tightly, and couldn't remember why he still had a future mother.
Han Cheng: ...
"My mother, isn't she your future mother? Or you want me to say that your mother-in-law is here!"
Shen Qingshu:! ! !
Shen Qingshu woke up suddenly, "Your mother?!!!"
"I guess there is my brother."
"Your brother?!!!"
"Nine times out of ten, he will be together."
"What about your father?" Shen Qing asked anxiously.
"You still want to meet our family all at once?"
Shen Qingshu shook his head quickly, "I don't, I don't want to."
"That's it." Han Cheng sighed, "This is a small advance team, only my mother and my brother."
Shen Qingshu: ...
Shen Qingshu thinks this is terrible!
"Should I disappear?" he asked seriously.
Han Cheng:? ? ?
"Why did you disappear?"
"Your mother is here, why don't I disappear? Then we will meet, what should I say?"
"Just say you're my boyfriend."
Shen Qing shook his head reflexively, "I'm not ready yet."
"What preparations are needed for this? An ugly daughter-in-law also needs to meet her in-laws, not to mention you are not ugly."
Han Cheng pinched his face, "You look so good-looking, what are you afraid of?"
"Does your mother know me? Do you know that I'm your boyfriend?"
Han Cheng: ...
"She's about to find out."
"How is this possible?" Shen Qingshu got out of bed anxiously, "The process for normal people to meet their parents is that you first know about this person, and then you meet him again. Your mother doesn't even know about me, or that you have a boyfriend. Now, now that we meet suddenly, if your mother is not mentally prepared, we will be in danger."
"No, she wants me to fall in love every day, don't worry." Han Cheng got off the bed, took his hand and said, "She definitely won't beat a mandarin duck."
"That won't work either." Shen Qingshu was very flustered.
"I'd better go out and hide first."
As he spoke, he broke away from Han Cheng's hand and began to change his clothes.
Han Cheng:? ? ? ?
Han Cheng couldn't laugh or cry.
"Why are you hiding? You can hide from the first day of the junior high school, and you can hide from the fifteenth day. You always want to see her."
Shen Qingshu changed his pants and stood up, "That's not now either."
"Okay, okay." Han Cheng pulled him over and helped him tie the belt, "Is that okay? You can treat her as my roommate, can you meet her as a roommate?"
"Is this okay?"
Han Cheng hugged him into his lap, "Okay, why not. Besides, you have to see her. This time, you are my roommate. Let her know that you are my roommate, and then I will tell her that we are together." Yes, it's a matter of course."
Shen Qingshu was terrified, "I'm afraid I'll reveal my secrets."
"You're an actor, what are you afraid of? Shouldn't this be the time for you to show off your excellent acting skills?"
"Then I've never acted in this kind of play before." Shen Qing said at a loss.
He looked at Han Cheng, feeling uneasy all the time, "Does your mother dislike me?"
"how come?"
"I don't know how to cook, and I don't like to do housework. My family is not rich, so I don't deserve you at all."
"So you are suggesting that her eldest son stay with her second son? Judging from their status and living habits, they can live together for more than 20 years. It can be seen that there will be no big mistakes."
Shen Qingshu laughed, "That's not what I meant."
He pulled Han Cheng's pajamas, "I'm just nervous, I'm too nervous."
Han Cheng put his hand into his arms and rubbed his back, "It's all right, don't be afraid, your boyfriend is here, why are you nervous? Don't worry, the sky is falling, I'll support you."
Shen Qingshu hugged him, wishing to hide directly in his body, saving herself from seeing his mother.
"Then you have to speak for me later." Shen Qingshu hummed.
Han Cheng patted him on the back, "Okay, I'll stand in front of you when the time comes, and you can hide behind me at any time."
Shen Qingshu nodded "hmmmm".
Han Cheng was almost amused by his appearance, "My mother is not a tiger. Look, it scares you. I think you are usually quite courageous. Why are you like this now?"
Shen Qingshu grabbed his clothes, thinking that it was your mother, your real mother!
Who wouldn't be nervous meeting the parents of someone they like for the first time?
Especially when the other party didn't know him at all.
He couldn't help hugging Han Cheng tightly, then raised his head and said to him, "Give me a buff."
Han Cheng looked at his pitiful look, and kissed him twice on the forehead, "Is it better?"
"Still false."
Han Cheng laughed, held his face and kissed him on the mouth, "It's true, you are the best, my mother must like you very much."
Shen Qingshu hugged his neck and rubbed against his neck pitifully.
Han Cheng hugged him with a smile, and continued to add buffs to him.
Han Yu stirred the coffee slowly, looking at his phone while stirring, seeming very leisurely.
Seeing his unhurried manner as soon as she got downstairs, Mother Han urged him, "Are you ready? Xiaoyu, I'm leaving. Have you finished your work?"
Han Yu walked out with coffee, "Here."
He said softly, "I did it with my own hands."
Mother Han took it, smelled the aroma of coffee, took a sip, and said, "It's not bad."
"When I was looking for something, I suddenly saw this box of coffee beans. If you like it, Mom, I will put it in your room in a while."
"Okay." Mother Han smiled, "But you suddenly made me coffee, is there something wrong?"
"How could it be?" Han Yu looked calm, "I just happened to see it, so I made a cup and wanted you to taste it. After all, coffee is just a refreshing tool with me."
Mother Han chuckled, walked to the sofa, sat down and drank.
Seeing this, Han Yu took the initiative to help her get a few biscuits that were just baked yesterday, "Here, didn't you say that this biscuit goes well with coffee yesterday?"
Han Mu: ...
Han's mother looked at her eldest son suspiciously, "Are you really okay? Your mother is very flattered that you are so attentive all of a sudden."
"Of course not. Filial piety to our parents is the duty of each of us. Mom, please eat slowly. I'll go get something for Xiaocheng. At least I'll go there, and I can't go empty-handed, right?"
Mother Han nodded, "That's right, you go pick and choose what he likes to eat and use. By the way, didn't I make a few jars of jam a while ago? You get him two jars and see if he likes them." love to eat."
"Okay." Han Yu stood up and walked upstairs.
Alas, I hope his younger brother can take advantage of this moment to do a good job of pretending with his little boyfriend.
Otherwise, it would have been a waste of all his procrastination.
Han Yu sent a WeChat message to Han Cheng and walked upstairs slowly.
Han Cheng had done Shen Qingshu's ideological work well, and the two of them began to wash and change clothes quickly, pretending to be on the scene.
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