Can I live with you [entertainment circle]

Chapter 19

Three days passed in a flash, and it was time to return to the program group.

According to the notification from the program group, the second episode of "Journey" will be recorded in China, and all the guests are relieved. After all, it is too easy to reveal their education background by using Shelley's poems to find NPCs, so it is better to speak Chinese.

Cheng Xi was also a little impatient.

In the past three days, he only fell asleep one night.Five hours of sleep and four hours of nightmares.

In the dream, he was sitting alone in the middle of the small black room, his ears filled with the rustling sound of something crawling.Swarms of mice waded across the insteps, and snakes with green eyes were shining, and they were waiting for an opportunity...

It was normal to have this kind of nightmare in the past, and he has long been used to it. Even if he is afraid in the dream, he can still go on with his life expressionlessly when he wakes up.

But now that he has found a solution, he is becoming more and more unbearable.

Because for ordinary people, a good night's sleep is the most common thing, but for him, it is a huge luxury.

addictive.

The second recording location was in Changning Film and Television City. It was noon when the guests arrived at the film and television city. After the guests had eaten, Director Liu brutally walked over with a loudspeaker.

"Welcome everyone to return to the "Journey" family. I thought there would be a layoff today, hahaha!"

Cheng Xi couldn't help muttering: "If it weren't for the high liquidated damages, would you think we want to come back?"

Tao Shiyan, who was behind him, raised his eyebrows a little when he heard the words, yes, he thought about complaining, which showed that his mood had recovered.

It seems that the mushroom soup pot works well.

"Okay, no kidding, let's get down to business," Director Liu said, "The theme of the second station will be released below: [Deep Palace Chaos]."

"I don't think I need to say more. Everyone knows that this time is about ancient palace fighting. The six of you guests will get their identities through a lottery. They are: the emperor, the prince and the show girl."

"Among them, one is the emperor, one is the prince, and four are beautiful women. The standard for evaluating the beautiful women is the promotion of rank; the standard for evaluating the prince is the satisfaction of the empress dowager and the emperor; the standard for evaluating the emperor is the stability of the harem and court."

"Next," Director Liu said with a smile, "Everyone, come and draw your ID cards."

Taking a hard time and gaining wisdom, Cheng Xi felt that he drew the card too early last time, which led to him getting No. 0.This time he wants to hold his breath and wait for others to finish smoking before smoking.

Xu Lichu was the first one to go. She opened the envelope and jumped three feet high: "Ahh, prince, I'm the prince, yeah!!"

Cheng Xi: "..."

Don't ask, you will regret it if you ask.

Immediately afterwards, Shen Yi, Meng Bai, and Prince Han went into battle in turn. Under the control of probability, no one was spared, and they all became show girls.

"Now there are only one emperor card and one show girl card left." Director Liu was overjoyed to watch the excitement, "Xiao Cheng'er, Shi Yan, which one of you will go first?"

"Do you want to smoke?" Tao Shiyan asked.

Cheng Xi gritted his teeth: "You go first."

I wish you the best girl, and then I will throw you into limbo.

"it is good."

Tao Shiyan didn't care much about his identity, so he casually stepped forward and took out the envelope.Because of the slender fingers, even the movement of opening the card is better than others.

"Have you seen the content?" Director Liu said, "Shi Yan, please announce your identity."

It must be a beautiful girl, Cheng Xi pricked up his ears.

"I am..." Tao Shiyan wanted to say it directly, but accidentally caught a glimpse of a child stretching his neck, and couldn't help prolonging his voice, "I am..."

show girl!show girl!Cheng Xi's heart rose to his throat.

Tao Shiyan couldn't help laughing, "I am the emperor."

Cheng Xi: "..."

Knock in!Did you hear the program group, knock in! ! !

Cheng Xi flung his arms away angrily, and waited for the assistant director to take him to his residence at night, when he looked up and saw the words "Chuxiu Palace"...

Mommy is even more angry.

In order to match their identities, the clothing team provided each guest with clothes that fit their identities.As a beautiful girl who has just entered the palace, Cheng Xi's clothes are the uniform standard moon white palace dress, made of silk and satin, with gold wire buttons on the oblique front, and the length reaches about the calf.

I had the experience of wearing women's clothing once, and Cheng Xi tried it on, but he was not particularly girly, so he reluctantly accepted it.

Just after tidying up her robes, an extra performer dressed as a court lady ran in and said urgently, "Oh, Cheng Xiunv, why are you still dawdling? I'm afraid the queen mother will get angry if she doesn't see you for a while!"

Cheng Xi: "?"

The maid said: "Have you forgotten? The Empress Dowager is hosting a banquet to appreciate chrysanthemums in the back garden today, and the Emperor will also be present. This is a good opportunity for you to show your face. Come with me quickly."

Sure enough, the program group was so used to the style that they started recording without giving any time for preparation. Cheng Xi followed the maid, on the way to the back garden, and figured out the classification of concubines.

Probably for the convenience of the audience to understand, the concubines in "Deep Palace" are only divided into five categories: Xiunu, concubine, concubine, noble concubine, and empress.The promotion conditions are very metaphysical, it mainly depends on whether the queen mother and the emperor like it or not.

But Cheng Xi thought of a good idea from this - since the position is ranked according to the love of the empress dowager and the emperor, if you don't want to be Tao Shiyan's concubine, then just don't let them like it!

He is such a clever little devil!

Cheng Xi flicked the skirt proudly.

Turning a corner, the master and servant arrived at the imperial garden.The imperial garden has a simple layout, with a pavilion at the top and a long table in the pavilion.

There are six small tables arranged in two rows in the open space under the pavilion, obviously the seats for concubines.

At this time, Shen Yi, Meng Bai, and Prince Han had already taken their seats. Xiao Hong, who played the role of Cheng Xi's personal maid, looked around, and a sentence came to her mind: It's not terrible to bump into a shirt, it's embarrassing whoever is ugly.

Wearing the same clothes, beauty and ugliness are mainly judged by bone appearance and temperament, and they can be judged at a glance.

Shen Yi is a girl, so she is naturally the most beautiful in girl's clothes.For the other three boys, Cheng Xi dumped those two by a few blocks.

However, in her small group performance, she never said what she shouldn't say, and pointed to the last table on the left according to Director Liu's instructions: "Cheng Xiunv, that's your place."

Cheng Xi walked towards the table.

As soon as he was seated, a shrill voice came: "The emperor, the empress dowager, and the prince are here!"

Xiaohong said anxiously: "Cheng Xiunv, get up!"

Cheng Xi: "Huh?"

"Salute to the emperor!"

"..." Damn, you still have to salute the dog emperor? !

Cheng Xi wanted to swear, but he couldn't, so he had to fold his hands by his waist, bend his knees slightly, and salute reluctantly according to the posture taught by Xiaohong.

So Tao Shiyan stepped into the pavilion, and the first thing he saw was the little red hair's awkward posture and impatient expression.

"Long live the emperor, a thousand years for the prince, and good luck for the empress dowager!"

"Okay," Tao Shiyan said, "Be flat."

Cheng Xi looked up, and the man above him had already changed into a bright yellow dragon robe.He was already tall and broad-shouldered, and his waist was restrained by a belt with emerald jade cloud patterns, which complemented his inverted triangle-shaped figure, which was golden and jade-like.

Xu Lichu who was next to her was a little embarrassed. It was estimated that the East Palace was far away, so she ran over in a hurry, with her hair messed up and tilted to one side, panting from exhaustion.

Even so, she still couldn't suppress her nymphomaniac nature, seeing Cheng Xi's eyes light up: "Father, please give Cheng Xiunv to my son!"

Cheng Xi: "???"

Tao Shiyan squinted at her: "Do you want to rebel?"

"I don't want to!" Xu Lichu hurriedly bowed, "Cheng Xiunv will always be yours, you pretend I didn't say it!" After speaking, he patted his buttocks and stood in the corner.

The tense atmosphere was instantly shattered by her disturbance. The people in the garden burst out laughing, and the actor who played the role of the Queen Mother held back his laughter and said, "Sit down, little Takako, and the food is served."

The eunuch responded, and the dishes were served 10 minutes later.Cheng Xi sniffed the spicy crayfish nostalgicly, and quietly put down his chopsticks.

This scene happened to be seen by Tao Shiyan, and he raised his eyebrows.

"I called all the beautiful girls here today to accompany my old lady to appreciate the chrysanthemums," the queen mother fiddled with the flower pots beside the table, "but the flowers are too tiresome, why don't you all show off your talents and help the emperor and Ai's family enjoy themselves. "

Come, come, come, Cheng Xi sensed sensitively, the assessment is coming!

The rest of the guests were all shocked, and they could feel the deep meaning in the Queen Mother's words.

"Let's start in the order of seating, Shen Xiunv, you come first."

"Okay, give me a piece of music." Shen Yi was gearing up, and the top female idol was not afraid at all.

The program team had already prepared the speakers, and Shen Yi danced to the rhythm of an extremely sexy jazz section. The queen mother and prince clapped their hands repeatedly, very satisfied.

"Your Majesty, isn't it good?" the Queen Mother asked.

Tao Shiyan said "hmm".

Next is Meng Bai, who was born as a singer and is good at lyrical songs.After singing a love song, he remembered something, his eyes were slightly red, and he looked into the pavilion.

The queen mother asked like a repeater: "Your Majesty, is it not bad?"

Tao Shiyan: "Yes."

As an actor, Wang Zihan doesn't know how to sing or dance, but he learned martial arts when he was filming, and he performed a sword dance with a sword, and the effect was surprisingly good.

Queen Mother: "Your Majesty, if Wang Xiunu is with you, your personal safety should not be a problem."

Tao Shiyan: "Yes."

According to the seat, Cheng Xi was the last one, and the queen mother cue him: "Cheng Xiunv, please start your performance."

It started right from the beginning. When others were performing, he had already made plans and picked up two bamboo chopsticks.

Oh, it seems that they are going to use bamboo chopsticks to sing a cappella. His Royal Highness rested his cheeks and was ready to listen. The emperor's eyes also fell on his face.

"Da-da-da-da-da-da-"

Seeing Cheng Xi banging his chopsticks very rhythmically, the rhythm was fast and magical, and it didn't sound like a musical accompaniment. The guests wondered whether he was going to play a Rapfreestyle.

After four beats, he spoke:

"There are dozens of bamboo boards, and we don't praise anything else. If you praise this traditional delicacy, Goubuli will smash it..."

Director: "..."

Guest: "..."

What?What are you doing?

The huge back garden was silent for a few seconds, and then burst into wild laughter!

"Hahahaha, my god, I actually sing Tianjin Allegro!"

"Where did this mudslide art come from, I laughed so hard hahaha!"

"It's too high, it's too high, I can't do it, I want to sing along, how can I break it?"

"Me too, I'm dirty when it's over!"

Amidst the laughter, Cheng Xi finished his performance with a blank expression.

Although he didn't expect that everyone would laugh instead of being embarrassed, this is indeed the effect he wanted - with Shen Yi and other gems in front, the queen mother and the dog emperor would definitely not like him.

As he expected, Tao Shiyan, who was sitting at the top, clenched his fist with one hand and pressed his lips, unable to see his expression clearly, he must have been so embarrassed by him that he wanted to hit someone.

The queen mother repeated while coughing: "Your Majesty, it's not bad."

"Well," Tao Shiyan paused, "Not bad."

"Okay, let's come here today, I'm tired, little noble son, get up and drive back to the palace."

"According to the order!"

The queen mother gave an order, and everyone dispersed like birds and beasts. Cheng Xi, who had lost his life, ran back to Chuxiu Palace without waiting for Shen Yi.

That night, Xiao Guizi came to Chuxiu Palace to announce the decree:

"Here is a beautiful daughter of the Shen family, Shen Yi, who has outstanding virtues, talents and looks, and is specially promoted to be a concubine with the title 'Yi'"

Finally winning once, Shen Yi said happily: "Thank you, father-in-law, the daughter of the people will accept the order."

"In addition," Xiao Guizi took out another scroll, "I have Cheng Xi, a beautiful girl from the Cheng family, who is beautiful, gentle and charming. I will give her to bed tonight. Please be prepared."

Waiter?sleep?

Cheng Xi: "..."

Cheng Xi: "???"

The author has something to say:

Xiao Cheng'er: Don't wait for bed tonight, regicide!